Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dign

[southernleftylady]

Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dignity to the White House
11. Dick Cheney's first DWI.

10. George W. Bush's DWI.

9. Barbara Bush, minor in possession of alcohol.

8. Jenna Bush, minor in possession of alcohol (3 times).

7. Dick Cheney's second DWI.

6. Laura Bush's vehicular homicide, record expunged.

5. George W. Bush's arrest for larceny (stealing a Christmas tree, really!).

4. Jeb's 24 year old daughter Noel arrested for fraud at 1:15 am Walgreen's drive-thru in attempt to obtain prescription drugs.

3. Jeb's son George arrested for breaking into girlfriend's home and malicious destruction of property.

2. Jeb's other son John (Jebby) arrested for violating Florida sodomy law in a mall parking lot during days after 2000 election.

1. Jeb's wife for smuggling undeclared purchases into the United States (fined thousands).

Bonus:

1. Dick Cheney's third DWI.

2. Whatever earned George W. Bush a one year sentence of community service in Houston.

3. Neil Bush fined for his "ethical disability" in Silverado savings and loan investigation. Cost to tax payers: 1 billion dollars (still paying interest), Cost to Bush: $0. The $50,000 fine was paid by a banking deregulation lobby.

[democrat_patriot]

1. Make this into a T-shirt

Put me down for 5!

[mzmolly]

2. REALLY?!

Cripes! Send this to the *liburl media* on the double!

Or at least send it off to ARR.
Where'd you get this info? I'd like to pass it along.

[southernleftylady]

3. My dad just sent me an email...

former rightie who I help see the light! :)

[mzmolly]

7. Good for you! I'm sending this off myself.

;)

[indepat]

4. But true-believer care not a whit about personal foibles of other

true-believers: they care only of the foibles of the heathen enemy, i.e., Democrats and other liberals. See that wasn't so hard.

[displacedtexan]

5. But... But... those aren't REAL CRIMES like... Clenis!

Amazing how stupid repukes are!

Every time one of them calls Clinton "the criminal," I start rattling off your list.

Then I ask them to list Clinton's crimes, and all they can say is "He was impeached!"

I then remind them that "impeach" means "accuse."

They shut up.

[DenverDem]

6. It's bonus number two that most hacks me off.

busholini jr. gets popped with blow, gets a deferred adjudication when people are going to Huntsville (state pen) for having pot SEEDS, and does some fake assed time "volunteering" in a community center in the black area of Houston. Then, to make sure THAT never came up again, when b jr. buys the governorship he expunges all his state criminal records and changes his drivers license number.

The double standard regarding all things busholini defies understanding. This guy's been a crooked punk his whole life, and now he thinks he's "leading" the free world.

He's leading, all right. He's leading straight to Hell.

Thank God, I'm not a follower.

Lord, help us get to November 3!!!

[southernleftylady]

8. Kick n/t