What Would You Give For Total Victory?

[Unperson 309]

Here's the prize: Complete victory over the neoconservatives and their power base. The Republican Party taken from them and given BACK to the traditional conservatives so we once again have a valid two party system (or three or more, if you want) and the ones who need trials and jailing get them, to the fullest extent of the law. You get to see this happen before you make the sacrifice.

The price: Let's say aliens landed and were shocked at what was going on, They say they will intervene, but need something from you in good faith. Starting from the top, and given that all options were painlessly accomplished and your family taken care of forever, and given that it's guaranteed they will do what they have promised, what would you give for complete, permanent victory? They insist that the highest price be paid. How high will you go to ensure it?

[Mr.Green93]

1. my left nut

[Kinkistyle]

2. We don't need no stinkin aliens

The Americans will complete this process in and of their own recognizance.

[LiberalVoice]

3. "Painless death. You go in your sleep but are hailed forever as a...

...national hero."

As long as it was forever though. I don't wanna die if no one knows who I am 20 years down the line.

[GreenArrow]

4. how 'bout your

eternal soul? (asuming of course, you believe in such things.)