Please Stop Referring to Bush as a Chimp!

[GarySeven]

The world's authority on primates has spoken:

"Critics Blast Liberal Media for Bush 'Chimp' Slurs"

http://www.bushisnotachimp.org/

But the source of the confusion is understandable:

"Bush shares with lower primates the ability to make his desires clear despite an inability to communicate in English. He also understands and reacts to negative stimuli, and makes use of simple tools. However, Bush's dental records -- which were used as evidence of the President's service in the National Guard -- clearly demonstrate that he is human."

[Burma Jones]

1. ROTFL.....thanks n/t

[gator_in_Ontario]

2. I've often thought

that was an insult to chimps, as most of them could beat him at tic tac toe 9 out of ten times. What creature is so reviled that it would not be an insult to the whole species?
Mosquitoes? Because of their blood sucking behaviors and disease spreading? Likewise ticks.
Cockroaches?
??

[JHB]

3. They missed my "Chim-Chim in Chief"

Nuts!

[treepig]

4. but, the evidence to the contrary is just so overwhelming . . .

[indepat]

5. A most compelling set of visuals

[NewYorkerfromMass]

6. You know it's the ears that give it away

just look at these cartoons:

[calico1]

7. You know, you're right.

Its very insulting to the chimps! Its insulting to their character, honestly and intelligence which I am sure is far superior than Shrub's.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. I heard that Dr. Jane Goodall said::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

"That is the dumbest chimp I ever helt felt or smelt!"