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First of all, if anyone believes this story, they truly have problems with mental capacity.
Someone serves in the NG during Vietnam. There are no records of his service other than maybe one or two hours when he visited a dentist. There is no one who has come forward with a picture of their old buddy standing by an airplane or just with the guys having a beer. There is a lawsuit to obtain the definitive microfilm records. They, it is now said, just "crumbled" during an attempt at restoration.
I have decided that, for me, from now on, everything is a conspiracy designed to deceive, cheat or even worse. I will need credible evidence to prove it is not a conspiracy.
No pictures, no comrade's memories (that can be trusted, that is), no paper evidence, no microfilm evidence. No ANYTHING that can show he was there.
The man was AWOL, and even the most mentally challenged of people should just admit it. This lying, deflecting of attention and manipulating of evidence has got to stop.
The microfilm "just crumbled" - how many times have you heard that one? Happens all the time!
The CIA did it! - how 'bout that one?
It's just a coincidence that people who cross him are found dead. How many times has your housekeeper been run over by her own car and smashed against a wall? How many times has the person who filed a lawsuit against you been found dead? Yes, how many politicians that disagree strongly with you have plane crashes?
Cursing! You must be the devil himself! Have you no decency? The Decency Act must be passed or people will be able to say cuss words on tv when, gasp, "stupid, dirty girls" (courtesy Riordan) are watching. (unless the one doing the cursing is your friend, of course)
How about having 880 US servicemen and servicewomen killed because a man halfway around the world, who had been boxed in for over a decade, was seen as being a MENACE TO WORLD PEACE! (They would commit you to an institution for observation at the very least, wouldn't you say?)
Hell, if you dropped your dog and blamed it on your wife in the press, you might get a talking to if not a face slap.
Speaking of blame.
Why did this fucked up war start? I can't remember all the non-reasons anymore.
It's Clinton's fault!
We are creating jobs! (manufacturing hamburgers)
The Polish people should be pissed. Remember the mobile labs that turned out to be nothing (of course?) Remember that someone told them while visiting their country that THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION HAVE BEEN FOUND!!!!
If you said you just didn't understand poor people, you would probably get a rock thrown at your head. Some can get away with it.
Don't want to answer a reporters timely question? Storm out of the room.
I wonder if Trent Lott still feels used and abused? He must have been wearing the wrong brand of puppet socks.
War, poverty, disease - you name it - it's happening and needs to be dealt with. Oh, wait a minute. Something more important just came up. We must save America from gay marriage! It is so very important that we need a constitutional amendment stating that marriage is only between a man and a woman! (what about a post-operative transexual).
Duct tape your windows and go shopping!!!!!!
They hate us for our freedoms! (now, where did I put those freedoms? I know they were around a little while ago)
Leave no child behind, but tell others that your children are a pain in the ass.
My god. That felt good. I may write more after taking a few deep breaths.
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