How do I go about applying for the job of CIA Director?

[keta11]

My qualifications are impeccable. See below.

1) Even though I have no formal intelligence training (I am just a regular Joe), I knew from the start that pre-war claims about Iraq possesing stockpiles of Weapons of Mass Destruction were false.

2) I thought insinuations about Saddam and Al Queda colaboration were bogus.

3) I knew that puny Iraq was of no imminent threat to the most powerful military and economic power in the history of the world.

4)I deduced that Iraq did not have nuclear weapons-mobile or otherwise, and thought Colon Bowell's presentation at the UN was ridiculous.

5) I actually travelled from NY to DC during one anti-war demonstration to share my analysis with President Bush but he wasnt there that day even though I spent the whole day marching around the White House, anonymously in a crowd of thousands. Failing that, I actually displayed my analysis on placards during subsequent demonstrations in NY hoping that the media and/ or government spies in the crowds would see them and report back to the government my alternative conclusions.

6) At anti-war demonstrations, I was able to spy enemy forces, the Freepers and pinpoint their porta-potty headquarters easily.

7) Finally I have been unemployed for many months and really need a job. I think I would do a very good job as Director of the CIA and would save the President untold billions of dollars and human lives
in unnecesaary wars.

Where do I send my resume. Please help with any info.

[katym]

1. Oh lord

You know...I thought the whole porta-potty in D.C. was bad enough....but now I know I should have taken a shower after using it.

LMAO@freeper headquarters

I'd vote to put you in the CIA anyday.

[keta11]

3. Thank you. I would

have given President Dumbya better advice than George Tenet about the issues in the Middle East.

[Hutzpa]

2. Like the Colon Bowell part. lol n/t

:hi:

edit: welcome to DU

[flakey_foont]

4. You Have to Fail a Lie Detector Test

[keta11]

5. No problem so long as

questions do not relate to my "extra curricular" activities in high school and college, and are based purely on my intelligence capabilities.

[katym]

6. Yes, but can you fail to choose a terrorist from a line-up???

They all look the same anyway...
Just pick a republican, you'd be doing the country the same favor.

[keta11]

8. Thats right!!! n/t

[qb]

7. If "Felonious member of the Nixon, Reagan, or Bush I administration"

isn't on your resume, forget about it. You'll be automatically rejected.

[Jose Diablo]

9. But can you

Kiss the Presidents butt. That would be the most impostant job skill.