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coloradodem2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:03 PM Original message |
I would be a Republican if... |
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Gato Moteado (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. i didn't have a single functioning braincell. |
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Racenut20 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:06 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. ya beat me to it |
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LosinIt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
2. monkeys flew out of my butt |
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gator_in_Ontario (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
4. pigs find themselves |
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Manix (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
5. ..not as long as I am still breathing! |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
6. ...I lacked all compassion for anyone I didn't idolize. - n/t |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:10 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. ...I was so enthralled by religious dogma as to disbelieve facts. - n/t |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:12 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. ...in my mind, money was second only to the power it brings. - n/t |
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chiburb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
7. I was on Prozac and didn't realize how bad things are... |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
8. I had sold my eternal soul to Satan in exchange for a .... |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
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newyawker99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 06:10 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Hi Danj!! |
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Kid_A (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
12. I hated dark people. |
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Sweetpea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
13. If Elvis came back and kissed me. |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
14. I lost about 30+ IQ points somehow. n/t |
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LuminousX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
15. my heart was filled with hate. |
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blindpig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
16. If I had a lobotomy and my soul ripped out by demons n/t |
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tom_paine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
17. In other words, you would have been a Republican when they were Democrats |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
19. if I had a dick and it was on my neck instead of a head n/t |
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LiberalTechie1337 (359 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-04 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
20. if I claimed to love America, but... |
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