The Bush Doctrine: A Low-Class Analogy

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

You are in your favorite after-work bar on the edge of town.

You go outside to the parking lot to find that someone has hit your brand new pickup truck - smashed it all to hell, probably totaled. You're mad as hell, and you go back inside the bar determined to whup the ass of whoever is responsible.

There are three people in the bar.

The first is a rich yuppie type guy from down the road apiece. Of course, He probably didn't hit your car cos' he's a nice guy, he probably drove in a limousoine to get here, and besides, he works for your Daddy's company.

The second guy is a big, mean, hairy ass biker drinking boilermakers, and you know full and damn well if you approach him the wrong way you will get your ass kicked for sure.

The third guy is all by himself at the end of the bar. He's a dirty, mean, obnoxious old drunk who's had his driver's license suspended.

Who you gonna open the can of whupass on?

Moral: George W. Bush is a mean little drunk, and he thinks the world is his saloon.