Jesus loves Chimp

[salinen]

Jesus hates Fags
Jesus hates Muslims
Jesus hates cheap prescription drugs
Jesus loves capitalism
Jesus loves fox news
Jesus loves Santorum
Jesus hates children left behind
Jesus hates a clean environment
Jesus hates Hillary
Jesus destroys military service records
Jesus hates France

And Jesus really hates Democrats

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. That's the Gospel according to the RW, not according

to Jesus himself.

Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/index.htm

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. Jesus was a Liberal

[salinen]

3. Actually

Jesus was a Green.

[amber dog democrat]

4. but he would not have supported Nader

but he may have forgiven him.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Jesus would have understood Nader very well

as neither were very popular with the established powers of their day.

[amber dog democrat]

9. yet one was a phrophet and mesaiah ( according to doctrine )

and the other seems ( in my humble opinion ) to be a legend in his own mind.
maybe they BOTH could have scourged the money chansgers in front of the temple.

Nader could have written an expose on a chariot manufacturer, " un safe at any hippodrome " and become fameous... but would he accept campaign help from Pontius Pilate Or Tiberius Caeser? How would he have gotten along with Herod?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

5. You forgot

Jesus loves war and revenge and can't wait to start the Final Battle so he can kill everyone that doesn't accept him into their hearts, especially his fellow Jews.

[salinen]

7. Oh fine!

you just gave away the ending.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Every fundagelical should have to read

"The Rapture Exposed"

[IronLionZion]

10. Jesus loves you

Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!