OBL and Saddam were lovers!

[salinen]

And Powell has the intel to prove it. Luckily, there was no need to use this piece of juicy evidence because the world was all too eager to bomb Iraq anyway.

Not only did satellite photos detect huge "nucular" facilities on every corner of Baghdad, but also reveal some rather spicy meetings between above mentioned kissy boys.

But don't think that a roll in the hay was all that Saddam was after. Records from a certain Baghdad florist indicate that this was a serious affair, complete with a card which read; "To Osamy with love forever", and signed with hearts and X'es "your Sammy".

Which really begs the question, why should we conservatives allow those uninformed liberals to decide our future? After all, they think Darwin created the universe.

[MikeG]

1. Muslim men can have sex as long as they are both facing Mecca.

[salinen]

2. You saw the photos!

[spinbaby]

3. The Weekly World News said so...

...so it must be true.

[donhakman]

4. from April

[salinen]

5. You must work for the CIA!