A real Defense of Marriage Amendment

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Currently the US Senate is supposedly discussing the defense of marriage. Too bad so many of them haven't protected their own.

Six senior Republican lawmakers are divorced and remarried: Assistant Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.), Sen. John Warner (Va.), Sen. Kit Bond (Mo.), Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell (Colo.), Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (Texas) and Sen. John McCain (Ariz.).

In addition two others are single. Lindsay Graham and Susan Collins. Thus 8 out of 51 Republican Senators are either divorcees or unmarried. There is also one homewrecker Elizabeth Dole. 0 are involved in a same sex union.

A look at prominate Republics show us what the real threat to marriage is. All of the following Republicans are either homewreckers or divorced and remarried to a homewrecker. We have Henry Hyde who wrecked a marriage. We have Helen Cheneworth who wrecked a marriage. We have Newt Ginrich who married two different homewreckers and refused to support his own kids. We have Bob Dole who married a homewrecker. We have Steve LaTourette who is divorcing his wife to marry a homewrecker. We have Mel Blunt who married a homewrecker. We have Elizabeth Dole who wrecked a marriage. And on and on it goes. The list of famous marriages destroyed by homewreckers is legion.

So here is my Defense of Marriage Amendment (aka the Homewrecker elimination amendment). No person may marry anyone who he or she has dated while married to another person. In addition, no person who has broken up a marriage by dating a married person may marry anyone. Finally, no person who has dated a person while married to another may marry anyone when the marriage ends.

[atreides1]

1. According to the Bible

All of those who have remarried and still have living ex-spouse are committing adultery. Elizabeth Dole's marriage was the result of an adulterous relationship with a married man.

So in accordance with the Biblical standards that some of these like to preach they should all be stoned, since they have all broken one of the 10 Commandments.

[Raster]

3. this group only uses the bible when it suits their needs...

...they ignore the other stuff.

[atreides1]

12. We All Know That

It's their so-called base that don't seem to have the brains god gave a jackass, who refuse to see the truth about these "God fearing" politicians.

[Raster]

2. You want to defend marriage? Outlaw divorce!!!

My all-time repug hypocrite was newt-the-toot gingrich dumping his second wife WHILE SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL RECOVERING FROM CANCER!!!

Love those family values! But, as we've discovered the family values only apply to other families, not their own.

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4. that was his first wife who had cancer while being dumped

the second wife had tapes of him conspiring with his third wife to have an affair.

[Raster]

6. there you go, family values in action

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. And have the IRS collect spousal and child support

That should help strengthen marriage and keep the family together.

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[mdmc]

11. Doonesbury tells it the same way

:kick:

[radfringe]

7. Just goes to show you

Republicans want government out of the BOARDroom and into the BEDROOM

new 'toon -- think it sums up the FMA debate -- top of the page http://radicalfringe.freeservers.com /

also good one at bottom right of page

[attaturk]

8. Rick Santorum's Hidden Life

Another day of secret manly homoeroticism.

"http://risinghegemon.blogspot.com/2004/07/rick-santorum-hidden-agenda-most-manly.html"

[noiretextatique]

9. and one homewrecker or person how marries a homewrecker

can't run as a republican candidate for any office :grr:

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10. You mean can't, I assume

Too bad we can't really pass that one.

[noiretextatique]

13. yes...edited it

and yes, it's too bad we can't pass it. these hypocrites really should be forced to live their stated values.