Barf Alert: Gary Bauer on CROSSFIRE

[Cush]

[displacedtexan]

1. I saw his face, and I changed the channel!

He makes my skin crawl!

[donhakman]

4. He would be great

in a Steven King movie.

[gratuitous]

2. Begala's feeding Bauer his smarmy little lunch

"So, you're saying your boss, Bill Clinton, and 85 Senators were wrong?"

"Absolutely."

No response from Bauer.

The progressive guest is also citing that pesky "equal protection" clause. No response from Novakula.

[Walt Starr]

3. I HATE Gary "The Lizard" Bauer

Every time I see his ugly face, I expect his tongue to come zipping out of his lipless mouth and catch an insect.

[GCP]

10. The William F. Buckley effect, no?

He gets more lizard-like every year. Maybe David Ickes is right, and the world is being ruled by lizards - Buckley just has a problem keeping his tongue in!

[SpiralHawk]

5. Is he going to make a pitch for "family values"

and the Hetrosexual Heebeejeebies Bill?

He is so totally family values. Not.

Straighen thyself, Gareee

[gratuitous]

6. Begala citing the Republican convention line-up

Giuliani, Schwarzenegger and some other guy, all prime-time speakers at the convention, all in favor of gay rights.

No response from Bauer's squirrelly little face.

[trof]

7. Here's when I began to believe in karma:

When that smarmy little prick backed/fell off the stage at the quadrennial photo-op pancake breakfast in Manchester, NH during the last presidential primaries.
I laughed so hard I almost soiled myself.

[mondo joe]

8. Always thought he was an aborted fetus who survived

That funny fetus face, that sexually ambiguous voice and body....

Maybe that's why he's so anti abortion - he's looking out for his own.

[gratuitous]

9. Rapid fire

Cheryl Jacques defending the weakest and the most vulnerable, using the language of love and reconciliation. "Christian" Gary Bauer reduced to blathering about the soft bigotry of "well, this is the way we've always done it."

Well, the civilized world thought slavery was a keen idea for all but the last 150 years, too. Why is slavery wrong now, Gary?

[gratuitous]

11. Holy smokes, Edwards ad for Kerry

It's easy to see why this guy was a successful trial lawyer. Articulate, forceful when he needs to be, even-voiced when stressing his point. Cheney'd better pray there's no debates -- this guy ain't Joe Lieberman.

[librechik]

12. how can you find time to puke at Gary Bauer

when there's so much Robert Novak to regurgitate?

[otohara]

13. Agreed - Novak Is Nauseating...Makes Me Miss Tucker

Carlson - that's sad!