Want to vomit? Really, really hurl?

[grytpype]

Check this out:

http://www.republicanmarket.com/servlet/home

[Bluebear]

1. Very high minded merchandise I see

These people have "values"?

[LuLu550]

2. Hey, I was gunna hurl

until I saw the part about everything being on sale....looks like nobody is buying this crap...

[Berserker]

3. It's a joke right?

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[trumad]

4. Store bought and made in Hollywood....

[Cats Against Frist]

11. It's the GOP constructed reality

They are truly worthy of "Kool-Aid" status.

[spanone]

16. I didn't hurl til trumad blew it up!!! RRRRRAAAAALLLLLPPPPHHHH

[Kool Kitty]

33. Someone should send one of those to Ron Reagan.

I'd love to hear his reaction.

[grytpype]

5. Some of their fine patriotic wares:

"Hep me Jeebus, hep me!"



"Damn Democrats and their damn welfare, givin all my money to a bunch of damn lazy niggras downtown, damn liberals..."

[Maeve]

12. Vote Republican--It's easier than thinking! eom

[Straight Shooter]

6. My favorite is:

"My heroes have always been cow turds."

or maybe it's "wee-wee elect bush."

[Fenris]

7. HAHAHAHA

Check out this GOP ring:



The comment is even better:

"A ring looking like this can be found for $1200 in fashion magazines!"

There's a Wal-Mart joke in there somewhere.

[Bluebear]

10. "A ring looking like this can be found at any yard sale!"

LMAO!

[lapfog_1]

8. One of the more ironic of items

is the button with Raygun and * and the caption "My heroes have
always been cowboys". Ironic because * doesn't own any cattle
and is very afraid of horses. (At least, that's the rumor).

[TrustingDog]

21. all hats, no cattle.

[Wednesdays]

31. I thought the same thing...

How many steers has St. Ronnie wrestled? Can't be that many. And can Dubya even sit in a saddle without falling off?

I mean, is wearing a certain hat and riding around in a pickup the only requisite to being a "cowboy?"

[Fenris]

9. MAHAHAHAHA! This is even better:

"It's cool to be Republican! The RNC elephant is proving that, while he sports his shades!
A favorite with college Republicans."

[Cats Against Frist]

14. Isn't it safe to say that anything and everything that has been cool

is, empirically, in fact, NOT Republican?

[grytpype]

13. Uh, yeah....

Another term like the one Bush just had, and we'll be living in caves.

[Fenris]

15. It's been GREAT!

Recession, war, corporate crime, snipers, terrorism...I could go on, but why? Give that man a second term!

[ewagner]

17. What the ...........

What is their fascination with Hillary?

Get over it Repubs!!!!

[grytpype]

18. More lovely items:

Child abuse.



Guaranteed to make your child grow up retarded.

[Fenris]

19. Uhhhhh....this is kind of funny...

*And just so you know, there is no Ms. Right. Senator Santorum, this sticker is for you!*

[buff2]

20. YUCK! I shouldn't have went there........

that was like seeing a big pile of shit on the sidewalk,but you stepped in it anyway! But the good thing about it is this:It will be so sweet when they are stuck with all that trash after the election when Kerry wins! LOL...

[grytpype]

22. Bet they don't sell too many of these!

[grytpype]

23. Don't anybody diary on this at dKos, cause I'm gonna.

[grytpype]

25. here

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/7/13/211140/950

[Jokinomx]

24. Your Name Here ... supports G.W. in 2004

I wonder if they would sell you any buttons if you requested..
"Only A. Dimwit"

[flamingyouth]

26. Everything is marked down 80%

That's my favorite sign of desperation yet.:D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Whoring Out

A dead man's memory, and celebrating a dead brain's inactivity.

More rolaids please...

[Heddi]

28. Oh this is a disturbing thought:

How can that be? Republicans hate sex!

[Oddman]

29. Isn't selling your soul for a buck the republican philosophy?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

30. I bet these things were made in China

I didn't see anything otherwise.
Looks like stuff you'd find at a flea market.

[Bake]

32. Bet they sell a ton of the golf balls ...

They all slice to the right!

What a monstrous pile of shitty junk!

Bake

[General Discontent]

34. WOW!

A whole bunch of cheap crap made in China, by communists. I thought we defeated communism, especially during the Reagan years. Now they are our bestest buddies. How appropriate, cheap crap for the outsourcing party.
Typical Republican ignorant hypocrisy.

DWolfman