Guess who I met tonight - Karl Rove!!! Eeewww!!!!!

[Oddman]

Yes, it's true. At an event in Bedford, NH, Karl Rove was the guest speaker - ugh!!!!!! He was blocking the door to the room I needed to get into (the event I was attending) and I said "excuse me" and he put out his hand like I wanted to shake it (there was a republican fundraiser going on in that room) and I said "Oh no, I don't want to shake your hand I just want to get by you!" He pulled his hand back and kind of snorted - He reminds me of Jabba the Hut - his hands are small but puffy and soft looking - meeting him was kind of like eating meat that had gone bad. . . .

Eeewww . . .

[FlashHarry]

1. Don't look directly into his eyes!

[Oddman]

4. Couldn't see his eyes, his glasses are too thick

and smeared with bodily fluids . . .

[are_we_united_yet]

39. You are lucky

you didn't turn into a pillar of salt

[republicansarewhores]

60. Ummm... I think I discovered Karl Rove's identity...

From:

http://www.tederick.com/toht/index.html

"Welcome to the internet's number one fan page dedicated to one of cinema's most memorable sociopaths."



Seperated at birth?



Presenting, Karl "Toht" Rove...







Would this be too much to hope for in November?




I heard Cheney and Bush were looking for the Ark...

Makes sense...

RAW

[Caution]

2. YOu should have mentioned Plame to him

and asked him what he thought it would be like at a minimum security federal prison camp.

[Bluebear]

3. For you.....

I thought the air was foul in New Hampshire tonight!

[physioex]

5. I always thought he was more like a walrus...

Would you agree with that assesment?

[Oddman]

7. Love it

he had that marshmallow kind of presence - and boy were the NH repubs kissing his butt - all with their bush pins on . . .

[roguevalley]

62. walruses are cute and they love to be hugged and touched. we have a

baby that was orphaned up here in the sea life research center and all he wants to do is sit on your lap. I would have to napalm my legs if that fat boy sat on them.

[physioex]

72. Sorry....didn't mean to offend walruses....EOM

[TacticalPeek]

6. You could have taken his hand, feebly,

and welcomed him to the lepers convention in a raspy voice.

:silly:

[librechik]

56. "pardon you" n/t

[LittleApple81]

8. Did you check if his teeth were like "little white pillows?" (Lynne

Cheney's lesbian heroine's description of her lover's teeth...) read today in Randi Rhodes... she referred to the novel "Prairie Dyke lovers"... I am sure it is not the real name but I thought it was hilarious!

[ClassWarrior]

50. She called it "Little Dykes on the Prairie."

But it's called "Sisters."

[LittleApple81]

54. You are right. And I like Randi's name better!!!! n/t

[xray s]

9. Hey! We already have a Jabba The Hut

[LittleApple81]

Who is this guy? n/t

[xray s]

20. Our Energy Secretary, Spencer Abraham

The Keeper Of The Lies

[Tweed]

59. The Onion had an article about Abraham doing porn in the 80's

"I just figured everyone knew." It was pretty funny.

[LittleApple81]

21. I think this guy can compete for the title too.

[gumby]

46. That guy is

Master Blaster of Road Warrior fame.

[DoYouEverWonder]

77. Isn't that Uncle Fester?

[oasis]

52. No double chili cheeseburger left behind.

[fearnobush]

10. Wow, you almost touched the master of the forces of darkness.

Did he feel evil?

[Oddman]

15. Honestly - it did feel like an evil presence

but I might have been under the influence of all the Reupublicans gathered in one place . . .

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Karl Rove has to be the ugliest human being I've ever seen.

It must have been traumatic seeing him in person. I swear his face is too small for his head.

If he's as fat as you say maybe he'll be succumb to a massive coronary.

[Justitia]

12. Ack! An encounter with The Grim Reaper!

Small, soft, puffy hands...Jabba The Hut....all as I imagined in Dante's Divine Comedy.

Congratulations, you have passed through the Shadow of The Valley of Death - and made it back safely.

Now get thee to a shower, poste haste!

[rocktivity]

13. Rove only shows himself in public when there is no joy in Bushville

:headbang:
rocknation

on edit: A while back, a DU-er actually went to a dinner for George Bush. Someone suggested something called a ritual bath...

[hlthe2b]

14. Ohh, honey... I wouldn't normally suggest a religious intervention.......

but maybe you need to seek a Priest for prophylactic exorcism. Thank God you didn't touch him! You let us know if you start spewing green slime and rotating your head 360 degrees, ok? Your fellow DUers will come running, Priests in tow....

[Oddman]

17. Actually our shoulders touched briefly

he really is a scary beast . . .

[wrate]

37. LOL! This is hilarious! n/t

[Sugarbleus]

73. LOL...I agree...............eom

[Tosca]

16. Oooh, Oddman

Disinfect yourself! Dangerous exposure to poisonous weeds!

[AlCzervik]

18. Do they look like Vienna Sausages?

Finger like that creep me out. Not manly at all, very prissy.

[Oddman]

22. Yeah - Vienna sausages with inverted knuckles

and probably moist . . .

[AlCzervik]

23. Yuck, but just as i suspected!!!!

very telling!

[Lisa]

19. quick! the decontamination shower!

Good grief ... "Turd Blossom" himself ... I hate to think how he got that name from Bush. I hope you burned your clothes when you got home!

[doctorbombeigh]

24. 10 de-lousing... er.. de-Rove-ing tips

First: Take five baths.

Second: Take five more baths.

Third: Get some of that "Deep Woods Off" and douse yourself liberally, then do everyone else in your household.

Fourth: Drink something cleansing, like whiskey.

Fifth: Repeat, "He didn't actually touch me, he never touched me," a few hundred times.

Sixth: Eat a lot of foods high in fiber.

Seventh: Go see Farenheit 9/11 again. Twice.

Eighth: Donate five dollars to whatever charity you love that Rove hates.

Ninth: Call the White House and complain about him in NH - say anything - it doesn't matter. They won't do a thing to him, but Rove's so paranoid he'll hear about it and this will be beneficial to your recovery.

Tenth: Add your own de-lousing... er.. de-Rove-ing tip! (or just take another bath)

On a personal note - I feel your pain. To be that close to the vortex of evil... I shudder to think of the projectile vomiting that would have occurred, had it been me. You are a tower of power!

[IHaveADream]

27. ROTFLMAO!!!!!

That is priceless!!!!!

Ohh, oddman, you poor thing - kind of like accidentally meeting up with Mephistopheles himself.

NIGHTMARES for you tonight!!!!!

[Spiffarino]

25. My sympathies, Oddman.

And then you went home and took the longest shower of your entire life.

The way you describe Rove's general uncooked puff-pastry sort of look reminds me of Karen Kwiatkowski's descriptions of the neocons at the OSP. Most of them - even ones who were former military officers - had an amazing wimpiness about them. She said - with the exception of Rumsfeld - that she couldn't discern any of the physical courage you usually associate with a military person.

Yes, these are the people who led us into war. Quel fromage!

On edit...damn those pesky indefinite articles!

[devinsgram]

26. Eeewww is right

As I sit here reading this I'm feeling so repulsed. Excuse me while I go:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[rocktivity]

28. Talk about a picture being worth a thousand words

:headbang:
rocknation

[Spiffarino]

29. You can almost see the strings - n/t

[Spiffarino]

30. And the shadow of Rove's granpa,

...Karl Heinz Roverer.

[LibertyorDeath]

33. Yes

George W. Bush's grandfather helped finance the Nazi Party. Karl Rove's grandfather allegedly helped run the Nazi Party, and helped build the Birkenau Death Camp. Arnold Schwarzenegger's Austrian father volunteered for the infamous Nazi SA and became a ranking officer.

http://www.commondreams.org/views03/1006-08.htm

[Oddman]

36. Thanks for that link . . .

I knew he was evil - I guess it's genetic! Nightmares for me tonight!

[IHaveADream]

31. That's a great picture! Sort of captures his essence

in a Pillsbury Dough Boy gone bad kind of way!

[unkachuck]

43. I bet he smells bad too.....

[Sugarbleus]

74. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww, he DOES look smarmy *gack* n/t

[Brian Morans]

32. Glad you didn't shake his hand...

just touching a demon like that could really mess with your karma for the next few lifetimes.

[IHaveADream]

35. His flesh probably would have

pulled away from his hand - and then what would you do? Wipe it on a tablecloth?

[Seabiscuit]

68. I got stuck in an elevator once with

Richard Nixon at Rockefeller Center. He kept looking at me like he expected me to recognize him and bow down at his feet.

Sure, I recognized him, but wasn't about to let on - I just gave him a few peripheral vision looks and stared straight ahead at the door for the rest of the way.

He muttered a gutteral "a-hem" and shook his jowels on his way out the door to the lobby. I let out a huge belch back at him. This was in 1967 before he ran for President again (and "won").

But I swear, if I ever ran into Karl Rove, I might lose all control and just throttle the bastid!

[linazelle]

34. You have my deepest sympathies....n/t

[Merlin]

38. I think you're pretty cool for telling him that!

Way to go!
:bounce:

[Oddman]

40. Thanks Merlin . . . I thought about if I ever met bush

would I shake his hand? I said to myself emphatically - NO! Rove is just as bad - but I'll tell you, when he put out his hand I had to purposefully not reach out and shake it. We are so conditioned to do these things that I had to stop myself short and say firmly that I did not want to shake his hand. It was kind of unnerving - silly I know - but I was glad I resisted and I am glad I made the comment to him.

[IHaveADream]

45. Not silly at all. . . we all get caught by surprise

and in those circumstances most people probably would have shook his "hand". I'm glad you pulled away and actually said "I don't want to shake your hand" takes a bit of courage brother!

[BurtWorm]

71. I agree. Oddman showed guts.

If anyone in America besides Bush deserved to be brought low by a refused handshake, Karl Rove is it. And I do mean "it."

It's funny how many people here have reacted to Oddman by "chiding" him for not being less polite. I know they're being facetious, but Oddman deserved to be roundly congratulated for showing true guts, not told he should have been "gutsier." :eyes:

[cally]

49. I'm impressed that you resisted all of ours

conditioned response. I'm still smiling, laughing, thinking about you saying that you didn't mean to shake his hand. :7 :yourock:

[FredScuttle]

41. Too bad you didn't get to ask him

if he was aware that *'s lawyer on the CIA Leakgate, James Sharp, just happens to also represent Kenny Boy now.

And if he feels that the utter weight of guilt from all the shit he's pulled has distracted him, or has he always been a dumbshit?

[Zen]

42. Did you wish you had spit on him while you had the chance?

I always wish I had the guts to tell people how I feel, though just pulling back your hand was really cool - I'm not sure I could even have thought that quickly if I saw that creep.

[AlFrankenFan]

44. good thing you didn't touch his hand lol good call n/t

[Kahuna]

47. OMG. I bet you have nightmares tonight.

:puke:

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

48. lol, I would have said something meaner

but that's still funny.

[Solly Mack]

51. Be sure to scour and delouse. I'm certain republican cooties pole-vault

seriously

[Hubert Flottz]

53. You should have said!

Don't hand me that Shei'ite, when he stuck out his mit! Did you :puke:

[PartyPooper]

55. You should have called the HazMat team.

Or, at least, you should have taken a shower. That disgusting guy is crawling with crud.

:evilgrin:

[andino]

57. You should have kicked him in the nadds...

You'd have to have great aim. :)

[POed_Ex_Repub]

58. Thinking about the news story that would have resulted from that...

*ROFLMAO*

[JSJ]

69. brings to mind those anti-hitler germans who had the chance...

...to rid the world of the 'tepesfreischer'-and thereby changing history for the better- but didn't. Of course, several attempts by members of the High Command didn't succeed, and they- the German Officers involved in the plots- were promptly lined up and shot. Field Marshall Romnel was allowed to shoot himself, however.

[moondust]

61. Still have your wallet?

Better check.

[republicansarewhores]

63. The creature called Rove...

RAW

[BurtWorm]

64. Oddman, I salute you!

:toast:

Most people probably would have been conned into taking his hand. Way to make him feel like a leper! :thumbsup:

[TrustingDog]

65. if Rove is Bush's Brain...

maybe he's just a semi-retard? no offense to retards

[Hutzpa]

66. Frankly my Oddman....I personally don't give a rats ass whether .....

you met one of * cohorts or not, I'll rather you tell me you slapped him by accident. Now....that I will be interested to know about. Why not try that huh, next time you bump into him, give him a slap at the back of his head for me, OK!


:spank:

[Seabiscuit]

67. GROSS

I would have :puke: all over him!

[Norquist Nemesis]

70. Kick

him in the shins. God, what a nightmare! Had to laugh at you telling him you're not there for him! LOL

[northofdenali]

75. Did you rush right home

and take your Cipro? Rove is pure arsenic to the soul!

Burn some sage! Quickly!

[Pachamama]

76. Too bad you didn't say "Sir, do you wipe your a$$ with that hand?"

...or if you had shook hands with him, maybe you would have had a "DeadZone" moment and just like Christopher Walken playing the role in Stephen King's famous story, have "visions" of what insanity and future this madman was planning....