Does George Bush have Tourette's Syndrome? Grimace,smirk,smirk?

[Swede]

I mean,how many grotesque contortions does your average person make in a 5 minute conversation?

[Spinzonner]

1. Pinocchio Syndrome

[Blue_Roses]

2. It's the years of Jack Daniels

and all night partying.

[NightOwwl]

3. His brain is fried

"And the American people are safer"
"And the American people are safer"
"And the American people are safer"
"And the American people are safer"
"And the American people are safer"
"And the American people are safer"
"And the American people are safer"
"And the American people are safer"

whir...pfhht...kablunk :crazy:

[Swede]

4. Could you imagine sitting across a dinner table from him?

I'd have to avert my eyes after awhile.

[NightOwwl]

6. It would be like a car accident.

I'd want to avert my eyes, but the pull would be too irresistible. Of course, I would have to throw up after a couple of minutes.

:puke:

[Lisa]

9. and better bring an umbrella ... he's a messy eater!

"He eats popcorn by trying to stuff more into his mouth than will fit so that crumbs cascade down his front. He pops peanuts one at a time, while clutching a handful," one reporter noted.

http://www.mexico-info.com/leadstories/chron/texwhitehouse.htm

[yardwork]

5. No, he's just an ass.

[JSJ]

7. could be years of cocaine abuse...

...which recalls his Yale days when he was a by-the-quarter ounce dealer.

[orthogonal]

8. My money is on Temporal Lobe Epilepsy

It can sometimes cause religious "experiences".