Anxiously awaiting the backlash letter...

[jmowreader]

I sent this letter to my local paper this morning.

In about a week I shall receive a letter from one James Lancaster. Imagine a Jack Chick who can't draw and can't spell, or a real-life Bob Boudelang, and you've just visualized James Lancaster.

And he's a Bush fan.

When I get my James Lancaster letter, in which I shall be damned to hell at least five times, I shall post it in the Lounge for your amusement.

Sample James Lancaster story: after the second Lancaster letter, the little bastard was proselytizing in the Food Lion parking lot when my wife pulled up in her car. He approached her with a Chick tract in his hand and asked if she knew the Lord. Lori asked the guy if he was James Lancaster. "Yes, yes I am." Lori then told him to quit sending hate mail to our house. "What do you mean?" She then identified herself as my husband; Lancaster went through the fucking roof. Let's see: I'm going to hell, Lori's going to hell for living with me, I'm seven or eight things that obviously I'm not--look, I don't even know where Sodom is much less hang out there, and where the hell is Gomorrah?--and he just went on and on until she told him to screw off and walked away.

I'm looking forward to it, and you should be too.

[Warpy]

1. When you get your backlash letter

don't just post it here. Take up a collection from everybody else in town who has been buttonholed and publicly humiliated by this jerk in a supermarket parking lot and take up a collection to buy ad space and publish a cleaned up version (bleep the cuss words) for the public at large.

It's necessary to shine the light as brightly as possible. The roaches will scatter.

[fdr_hst_fan]

2. Who IS this YAHOO anyway?

:wtf:

[Warpy]

5. Well, check out Jack Chick's toxic screeds

The yahoo himself is at http://www.chick.com/ Looks almost sane until you get into the following pages.


and an outsider's look at http://www.revolting.com/1.2/chick/chick.html

[murielm99]

3. Hey, I'm expecting several backlash letters.

I wrote a long, scathing letter to our local paper, refuting the garbage written by a local wingnut who wants us all to support FEMA.

I tore his arguments apart one by one.

Shall I post my backlash letters here, too?

[roguevalley]

4. be careful, you two, with this wack job. :( Just take care. Okay?