gestapo coming for me tomorrow

[historian]

I made the serious unpatriotic statement that not only do i speak several languages but that FRENCH is one of them and, heaven help me, that i loved france! The people know how to live - good food, lack of silly sexual inhibitions, wonderful wine and cheese.
Tomorrow ill be led off to a revivalist tent, fed velveeta and moonshine until i confess to the errors of my ways

[candy]

1. They don't mind smoking either !!!!

[IronLionZion]

2. I think death is your best option now

velveeta is disgusting! :P

[Spiffarino]

3. You had better repent, sinner.

Do it quick, or else they'll force feed you . . .

MOONPIES!! :puke:

[rooboy]

4. I know one of the 're-education methods' that they will use against you.

You'll be made to peel and cut potatoes into small strips. Then one-by-one, you'll have to say out loud:

one freedom fry...
two freedom fries...
three freedom fries...

[historian]

7. oh no

not that - give me the rack instead

[pinto]

5. happy Bastille Day!

;)

[no_hypocrisy]

6. It won't be the Gestapo. It will be FEMA.

[merh]

8. ROFLMAO -

W ketchup on your freedom fries too???
Oh, you poor, poor thing.

[UTUSN]

9. Well, I'm with YOU n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

10. I could live with the moonshine, but...

Budweiser!

OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!


I'LL TALK!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT