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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:07 PM
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OMG Jon Stewart ripped Rick Santorum a new one
"Nobody needs to tell that gal how to dress"
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Bjornsdotter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:10 PM
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1. It was Great!

Hi,

It was great.....everyone set your recorders for this one!

Cheers,
Kim :toast:
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:12 PM
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2. I Loved the Gay Marriage Amendment EQUATION...
with the turtle-screwing graphic LOL
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:13 PM
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3. LMAO The counter-Clinton (lie)brary...
So congressman, are you going to have anything about how we went to war over weapons of mass destruction that never turned up.

Umm, that was President Bush.
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Catt03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:16 PM
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5. and the death room
Clinton "wacked 70 people".
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:16 PM
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6. Who was that assclown?
:shrug:
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Catt03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:14 PM
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4. That graphic was brilliant
Edited on Wed Jul-14-04 10:15 PM by Catt03
ending up with the turtle....and the explanation of gay sex and unwanted children....brilliant
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:19 PM
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7. there really was a turtle? nt
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Longhorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:24 PM
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8. It went like this:
The graphics were stick figures of people such as on pedestrian crossing signs. Jon presented it like a math problem:

Two heterosexual parents > one single parent > two same-sex parents = man screwing a box turtle.

Note: ">" means "greater than;" "man screwing a box turtle" refers to Texas Senator John Cornyn's quote trying to equate same-sex marriage with marriage to a box turtle.

It was pretty damn funny!
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 10:40 PM
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9. Oh boy
not sure whether to laugh or cry....I think I'll:toast:
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lanparty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 11:45 PM
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10. The analogy is off base ...

Box turtles have built in birth control mechanisms. I don't think anyone could "rape" a live turtle ;-)

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bossfish Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 11:50 PM
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11. OK, so take her to dinner, then..
You probably only have to spring for a dinner salad...
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Fozzledick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 11:58 PM
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12. I Still think he's been to Worcester Mass.
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Fozzledick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:02 AM
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13. I Still think he's been to Worcester Mass. (dupe with better links)
Edited on Thu Jul-15-04 12:03 AM by Fozzledick
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