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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:18 AM
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Andy needs to come back home this November
and take Barney Bush's bullet away.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:23 AM
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1. Until then...
Goober need to make sure Barney keeps that damn bullet in his shirt pocket.
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:30 AM
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2. Neither Goober Rove nor Gomer Cheney
or even Barney Bush know anything about bullets. Maybe they should
meander on down to the Sec Of State Barber Shop and ask Floyd Powell what to do with the bullet.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 12:43 AM
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3. NSA Aunt Bea Rice
Can can't help because she doesn't know that bullets could be used as missiles.
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 01:04 AM
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4. Well,
she could call Clara Edwards Limbaugh and have that bullet turned into a pickle. Her husband use to love a nice, cool pickle up his butt back in the days when he was avoiding the draft with his anal cyst.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 01:28 AM
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5. I Could Have Sworn...
...Bunnypants was related to Otis T. Pike. Yep, I'm sure the manchild could probably lock himself up in the drunk tank if given the chance.

Oh and don't forget Aunt Bee Babs...baking french fried critters by the cement pond. Ooops wrong show.
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 01:36 AM
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6. You're mixed up.
Earnest T. Bass is Shawn Hannity's dad. Mayor Pike is Roger Ailes brother. Otis is Spencer Abraham, Sec Of Energy and Moonshine.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 01:41 AM
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7. And There's Howard Sprague...Played By...
Cal Thomas.
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 01:46 AM
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8. Good one!!!
:-)

O'Reilly can be the FBI imposter that tricks Barney.
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