Why "Iron Mike" didn't run, in one word:

[Paragon]

http://www.levitra.com/levitra_promotions/challenge/challenge.htm

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Is that the stuff that gives you the 36 hour erection?

...uh, on second thought, I don't want to know.

[chelsea0011]

2. Dysfunctional

[Guaranteed]

3. What is it with IL Republicans and their sex problems?

Good call, by the way. I bet you're right.

[gatlingforme]

12. Hey, hey, hey, we like to keep our scandals close to home.

[jean]

4. lol - Levitra reps threatened to drop Ditka like a limp rag if he ran

Ditka could have been a source of glee for the comics.

[AlCzervik]

5. He went out blasting gay marriage

blamed on the courts, said "It's wrong even if the courts think it's right!"

[Mr_Charlie]

6. "multiple-DUI" or "broads"

too bad, though. what a terrific circus that would have been.

Bring on Ted Nugent!!!!

[gatlingforme]

13. Welcome enjoy the DU forum it's great.

[Paragon]

7. limp kick

;-)

[Yavin4]

8. Now They Need A Pill That Makes A Woman Want To Have Sex

with Iron Mike.

[hatrack]

9. Only companies that make that pill are Olin and Winchester

I mean, geez ladies, Mike frickin' Ditka? Blecch!

[West Coast Democrat]

10. Which Republican will they get to do the ad for that?

Peggy Noonan?

[fob]

14. Trisumditka, I believe was going to be handed out at his speech's

[LuminousX]

11. Pay cut

He'd be making a hell of a lot less money. And he probably thought since he was being sought after so intensely that he could negotiate a higher salary, just like the football players do.