Republicans launch 'W ketchup'

[banana republican]

In an appeal to Republicans, the sauce's website says "you don't support Democrats, why should your ketchup?"

That is a reference to Teresa Heinz Kerry - wife of the Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry.

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Even before this latest salvo, Heinz was forced to point out that it was a non-partisan organisation and that no member of the Kerry family was involved in its management.

The firm will be hoping the election doesn't become a food fight.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3882023.stm

[bryant69]

1. Hmmmmmm

Weren't all those whiny Republicans complaining about the tone of the debate? It doesn't seem like this sort of mood would help elevate it.

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[KittyWampus]

15. Whiny And STUPID. Heinz Donates Almost Exclusively To GOP

they are protesting a Corporation that gives almost entirely to their own party.

[AspenRose]

16. Cannibalism again, GOP style

NOW I see why they made the ketchup...goes well with eating their own.

[Sandpiper]

2. I wonder if it goes well with "Freedom Fries"

Grow up guys. Would you?

[rinsd]

3. But will it be "fancy" ketchup? (nt)

[Hubert Flottz]

14. No, it will be!

THE SLOW----est ketchup money can buy! Dumbya ketchup is for SLOW people, who vote for even SLOWER people!

[ClassWarrior]

4. It helps the lies go down easier.

n/t

[ClassWarrior]

5. It covers up the bad taste that death leaves in your mouth.

n/t

[judge_smales]

6. I want some!!

Great gag gift.

[gratuitous]

7. So, Dubya is having to play "catch up" is he?

Well, as badly as his corrupt administration is doing, well, everywhere, it's not surprising.

[KansDem]

8. Could be that subliminally voters will see "W Ketchup" as "W Catch Up"

This might make them think Bush is behind all the way to Election Day. And who wants to back a loser?

on edited: oops, sorry, didn't see the previous post...

[meow2u3]

20. What's next? "W" 57 sauce?!

Made from 50% Iraqi blood; 25% from the blood of American Democrats; and 25% alcohol. :evilgrin:

[banana republican]

21. cool I like it n/t

[Iris]

9. A "vegetable" for a vegetable - what a clever idea!

[NYCGirl]

10. What these numbnuts don't realize...

is that Heinz gives largely to the GOP.

[jackstraw45]

11. Dim-Son Brand Ketchup: Made with 100% REAL Iraqi Blood

Dim-Son Brand Ketchup: Made with 100% REAL Iraqi Blood

Coming soon:

Cheney Chex Cereal: The Crunch of Evil in Every Spoonful!

[AspenRose]

17. And Homeland Security Cereal

Red balloons
Orange Stars
Yellow moons

(you get the idea)

[stickdog]

12. Top Ten Slogans For the New W Ketchup

10. If you think it's rich now, just wait for the next tax cut.
9. America hits the bottom.
8. Spread it on thick. George does.
7. Reagan's second favorite vegetable
6. Fries ain't all it covers up!
5. Rich & thick as its namesake
4. Better than Hitler Mustard
3. Hit the bottle just like the President!
2. Thick as thieves
1. If you buy Heinz Ketchup, the terrorists win!

[Endangered Specie]

13. They cant use this stuff in violent movies...

after all, its based on real blood too.

[Straight Shooter]

18. I hope they make W Ketchup with extra extra vinegar

So those who use it will already be puckered up to kiss my a**

[Zen]

19. The big YaWn...

n/m