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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:40 PM
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got an anti-Kerry email from Ann Coulter.....
Subject: Ann Coulter on John Kerry


If Bush can't talk to Kerry about the horrors of war, then Kerry sure
can't talk to anyone about the plight of the middle class. Kerry's life
experience consists of living off other men's money by marrying their
wives and daughters. For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has
been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience,
but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich
environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is
based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women.
What does a kept man know about taxes?

In 1970, Kerry married into the family of Julia Thorne -- a family
estimated to be worth about $300 million. She got depressed, so he
promptly left her and was soon seen catting around with Hollywood
starlets, mostly while the cad was still married. (Apparently, JFK really
was his mentor.) Thorne is well-bred enough to say nothing ill of her
Lothario ex-husband. He is, after all, the father of her children -- a
fact that never seemed to constrain him.

When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he sought
to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that it had
produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa Heinz,
wanted the first marriage annulled -- and Heinz is worth more than $700
million. Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful interests, but he
can't even stand up to his wife.

Heinz made Kerry sign a prenuptial agreement, presumably aware of how
careless he is with other people's property, such as other people's
Vietnam War medals, which Kerry threw on the ground during a 1971
anti-war demonstration.

At pains to make Kerry sound like a normal American, his campaign has
described how Kerry risked everything, mortgaging his home in Boston to
help pay for his presidential campaign. Technically, Kerry took out a $6
million mortgage for "his share" of "the family's home" -- which was
bought with the Heinz family fortune. (Why should he spend his own money?
He didn't throw away his own medals.) I'm sure the average working stiff
in Massachusetts can relate to a guy who borrows $6 million against his
house to pay for TV ads. Kerry's campaign has stoutly insisted that he
will pay off the mortgage himself, with no help from his rich wife. Let's
see: According to tax returns released by his campaign, in 2002, Kerry's
income was $144,091. But as The Washington Post recently reported, even
a $5 million mortgage paid back over 30 years at favorable interest rates
would cost $30,389 a month -- or $364,668 a year. (The math doesn't work.
His catsup heiress wife will have to loan him money to pay off his
campaign debt. Remember she is worth $700 million dollars.)

The Democrats' joy at nominating Kerry is perplexing. To be sure,
liberals take a peculiar, wrathful pleasure in supporting pacifist
military types. And Kerry's life story is not without a certain feral
aggression. But if we're going to determine fitness for office based on
life experience, Kerry clearly has no experience dealing with problems of
typical Americans since he is a cad and a gigolo living in the lap of
other men's money.

Kerry is like some character in a Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling
the end of his mustache and preying on rich women. This low-born poseur
with his threadbare pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with
one rich woman's money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to
enable him to run for president. If Democrats want to talk about
middle-class tax cuts, couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a
poodle to rich women for the past 33 years?

>From Ann Coulter

PS: Feel free to share this wonderful man's life story with your friends.
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BigBigBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:46 PM
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1. Poor Ann
A lifetime of dry-hump dates has left her bitter.

As for .."But if we're going to determine fitness for office based on
life experience..."

Bush would have bankrupted the Treasury by now.

Oh...wait a minute....
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West Coast Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:50 PM
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2. Yuck. I don't want to read this!
That woman doesn't need any more attention
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:53 PM
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3. Ann's writing style has changed.
As a matter-of-fact, it reads a lot like her friend, self-proclaimed Democrat, Tammy Bruce.
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xocolatl Donating Member (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:53 PM
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4. Ick. I feel dirty now. [eom]
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:20 PM
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5. Let's just let her wither away in silence ... eom
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