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floridaguy Donating Member (751 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:06 PM
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So this asshole wearing a Bush shirt walks into a bar in Southwest Florida
Obviusly he'd been drinking all day, while playing golf I would assume, which is what most Repugnants do on the weekends here. This idiot was from South Carolina, and he was complaining that he felt like he was in a foreign country in Florida. Someone actually came up to him and asked him how he could support shrub, and whether he'd seen F911. Of course, the standard response, "I don't have to see that proganda".

I guess he had about the same global knowlege as shrub, because he kept saying he felt like he was in "urup" or someplace like that, and then he struggled to actually name a European country.
When his friends realized what a fucking jerk this guy was being, they tried to calm down his little rant. I must say I did impress myself, but it took every ounce of will power for me not to rip his fucking head off.

How many days of this crap left?

Oh yeah, pass the word . . Florida is Kerry/Edwards country now!
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:07 PM
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1. sounds like a typical repug moran
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:19 PM
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2. "Oh yeah, pass the word . . Florida is Kerry/Edwards country now!"
Ya think?! I wouldn't be happier! What about ol' jeb..the bozo's devious brother?
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:22 PM
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3. I was about to say the same thing. Maybe it's time to recall Jeb.
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floridaguy Donating Member (751 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:24 PM
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4. Yep
This area is major Bush country, and they don't sound very positive about their chances. Quite a few Repugs I know will either be voting Kerry, or Nader believe it or not, and if this is happening here, I can't imagine what it's like in a place that's not 70% Repugnant.

I said it here first. Florida will go to Kerry/Edwards!
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floridaguy Donating Member (751 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:28 PM
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5. Ol brother Jeb's been keeping a low profile lately
Perhaps his starring roll in F911 has helped, along with more people learning about his PNAC connections. We don't have to put up with him much longer, but I'd love to turn the screws while he's still there.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:31 PM
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8. "Ol brother Jeb's been keeping a low profile lately"
Like rummy?}(
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Catt03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:53 PM
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12. LOL
I was reading the other day that no one in Tallahassee can find him. Supposedly he takes the underground tunnel from his office to the parking lot.
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:57 PM
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14. Would Jeb's low profile have anything to do with the '04 flawed voter list
The one that only had 61 Hispanic names on the TO BE PURGED LIST with a majority of Black-Democrat Voters on it? The one that his Secretary of State's spokesperson said "this was nothing intentional?"

Maybe ole Jeb got caught with his pants down and a stinky pooh of a mess in his pants and just like he did during the first Florida vote steal in the year 2000 he is again hiding out! }(
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:28 PM
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6. Great news - but don't get complacent!!
We need to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT every day till November 2nd in our battleground states!!!

Florida and Wisconsin WILL BE Kerry/Edwards country - BUT ONLY WITH OUR HELP!!!


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floridaguy Donating Member (751 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:46 PM
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11. Hell, I'm not resting til November 3rd
I'm more likely to get arrested then become complacent :grr:
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 01:01 PM
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15. me too!
Solidarity forevever! -- I mean, wasn't it the SOLIDARITY MOVEMENT IN POLAND THAT FINALLY SENT THE COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP OUT BY THE SEAT OF ITS PANTS?

:toast:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:28 PM
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7. Florida is Kerry/Edwards Country Now!!
I like that! It is amazing to me that I see more Kerry bumper stickers than Bush ones... (though not in my immediate vicinity :()
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:32 PM
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9. I love Florida and hate jeb...I get estactic every time
I think of any bush having a major loss in Florida!
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:35 PM
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10. Cool!
Next week, call your Congressman and tell them to co-sponsor HR 2239 which force a paper trail from digital voting machines.

Gonna need paper for the recount. :(

Then, your Senators to co-sponsor duplicate bill SR 1980.

Then your Secretary of State to de-certify any touch-screen machines that do not supply a paper trail to audit the vote.

Fight the power.

Then, call Congressman Bob Ney of Ohio to tell him to quit stalling 2239.

Fighting Repugs in a bar is one thing, demanding accountable, verifiable elections is another.

I commend your efforts.
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:55 PM
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13. why are these pigs always so loud and disgusting?
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