Just thought I'd engage in a bit of good natured boasting

[newscaster]

Some clown in the Hannity website called on people there to make up a limerick or Haiku or some other form of poetry.
Now, I am not at all a poet but I was challenged....this is my entry:

There once was a man from Crawford
With an idea he eagerly offered.
Just make me your chief,
Even though I'm a thief,
So they did, and everyone suffered.


It wont get any sort of literary award but hell, I am damn proud of it.

[Sparkly]

1. Good one, newscaster!

:hi:

That was inspiring -- I think you'll be seeing more limericks on your thread...

[RoadRunner]

2. Good one, newscaster

:thumbsup:

[NMDemDist2]

3. pretty good i like the idea, here's a slight suggestion

There once was a man came from Crawford
With an idea which he eagerly offers
Just make me your chief,
Even though I'm a thief,
and they did, so the thief filled his coffers.

[Sparkly]

4. Here's one

There once was a fratboy from Yale
Who knew nothing, 'cept how to fail.
He stole our democracy,
And championed hypocrisy,
So we ran his ass out on a rail.

[senseandsensibility]

7. I'm impressed!

Great limerick, Sparkly!:bounce: They're all good, but yours is exceptional! It hits on all of *'s low points, it rhymes, and it's funny.

[TeacherCreature]

5. There once was a creep named Jeb Bush

Who often grabbed Harris's tush
He told her to steal "it"
so that they could seal it
while democrats turned into mush

[Sparkly]

6. There once was a Chimperor who,

Was too stupid to know what to do.
He did as Dick said,
Went to war, ignored dead,
Then said, "Oops, that's an N not a Q!"

[Uben]

8. He stole the election in Broward

Then we got stuck with the coward.
He sat on his ass
In a second grade class
While the terrorists attacked both our towers!

[realisticphish]

9. LMAO

subtle, but hilarious


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