Jon Stewart on Republican talking points

[JohnnyRingo]

http://www.moveleft.com/moveleft_essay_2004_07_18_the_daily_show_does_a_great_bit_re_talking_points.asp

Though many probably already saw it on Thursday's show, (I wasn't home) Big bad Jon nailed the repub strategy of pre-fab talking points.

Jon Stewart: "Yeah. See, out of the main stream, liberals, and hatefest. Keeping up with current events is easier than you think. Talking points – they’re true because they’re said a lot."

[elfwitch]

1. I am so HOT for Jon!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
When he is ON like he was on Thursday it makes my husband jealous because I get so HOT for Jon.

[AlCzervik]

3. My husband calls him my other husband

i love Jon!

[elfwitch]

4. Jon is the only man in the world...

that my husband really worries I might leave him for.

[stanwyck]

12. OK, you hussies!

If Jon wasn't married (with a new baby), and I wasn't married, I'm SURE he and I would be inseperable. And in that alternative universe, where I often live, we are. Inseperable. So. Back off.

[elfwitch]

13. Cheney you! I saw him first!

I've had a burning love for Jon since he had The Jon Stewart Show on MTV. Besides, he is Jewish and so am I. I got dibbs!

[stanwyck]

17. OK. You trumped me

on watching him before I did and the Jewish deal....but he's still my alternate world soulmate. Apparently, many of us have the same excellent taste in men. We are as smart as we are beautiful.

[elfwitch]

18. In the real world..

I'd probably throw him back. He's only 5'7". Too short for me. I've never dated a man under 6'0".

I would like to get him a bit messy for a few days, if you know what I mean.

[indigobusiness]

2. JohnnyRingo, do you know JohnnyYuma?

...he's a rebel.

[redwitch]

5. and he roamed through the west.

that's all I know about him.

[indigobusiness]

8. I thought he roamed

through the land?

[redwitch]

9. maybe he did that too

:-) I forget the rest of the song. Wait! The internet is truly wonderful: Johnny Yuma was a rebel
he roamed through the west
did Johnny Yuma, the rebel
He wandered alone.

He got fightin' mad
this rebel lad
he packed no star
as he wandered far

Where the only law
was a hook and a draw
the rebel, Johnny Yuma.


And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, proof that the net holds all the secrets of the known universe!!!

[indigobusiness]

10. oh gawd...I've been singing it wrong all these tears...

I don't deserve to live.

Where did you get that?

[indigobusiness]

14. Years not tears

but that works too

[indigobusiness]

15. Years not tears

but that works too

[redwitch]

16. Google is my bestest friend

I just typed in Johnny Yuma and voila! Lots of sites for lyrics to obscure stuff like this.

[JohnnyRingo]

7. Hahaha...He's my cousin

He's a rebel...I'm an outlaw.

Nothing on the internet is face value, though....Who knows, I may look like Wally Cox. LOL

(Actually, stereotypical old hippie ex-biker)

[mac56]

19. How about Johnny Smoke?

Out of the land of the tobacco plant...


:smoke:

[Melodybe]

6. I love Jon! 30 minutes of the red pill, every day.

[Cannikin]

11. Dupe, but get it out there anyway! Email it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2019250&mesg_id=2019250

[MissB]

20. I've taken to posting this in unrelated threads

on other boards. People will click on it anyway.

Get it out there.

[stickdog]

21. Does anybody have this video in .mpg or .rm format?

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Jon Stewart is America's best journalistic asset right now

even though he's a comedian and not a journalist. Part of me wishes Kerry would have picked him as a running mate. Can you imagine what the debates would be like between him and Cheney?