xocolatl
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:13 PM
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RNC Fundraising letter: what to do? |
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Today I received my second plea from the RNC to send money. A lifelong Democrat, I'm not completely sure how I got on their list; by the way they've written my name, it's either my church (Episcopalian, liberal and gay-friendly) or my subscription to Foreign Affairs.
ANYWAY. What I want to know is, what should I send back to them in their postage-prepaid envelope?
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shoelace414
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:14 PM
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1. if you send anything silly |
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(like a brick) it just gets thown away and they are never charged
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:24 PM
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12. then tape the envelope to a junked john deere tractor. |
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let them throw that away...
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:14 PM
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2. ill be happy to help you with that one |
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I can photoshop bush giving clinton a blow job. That might do the trick
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:15 PM
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And make sure you note that you are making a donation. It'll cost them way more than 2 cents to process the donation.
We get the same thing around here, and dh and I are life-long dems. I think it is our new zip code or something.
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:15 PM
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4. Print This Graphic And Enclose It In The Reply Envelope |
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Never Forget The Face Of American Fascism'THIS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HAPPENS AT THE SKULL & BONES INITIATION...I'M TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE HAVING A GOOD TIME. THESE PEOPLE -- YOU EVER HEARD OF EMOTIONAL RELEASE? YOU EVER HEARD OF NEEDING TO BLOW SOME STEAM OFF?'
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:15 PM
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for ruining your country's economy and reputation in the world.
PB
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:25 PM
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13. a detailed bill with a line-item style invoice |
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sounds like a great idea. that could get really creative
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:16 PM
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6. send it back with some messed up info and |
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they will waste postage and staff time on it.
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:16 PM
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7. a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker |
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:17 PM
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8. Calvin Trillin had a suggestion for postage-paid envelopes in junk mail |
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Write a nice note thanking them for giving you the pp envelope but telling them that you're not a Republican and had rather not waste their money.
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:17 PM
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9. A slip of paper telling them to go cheney themselves n/t |
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:20 PM
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I think they hit the phone book in different communities just to see what they dredge up. I usually send them back with a cryptic note not to send me anymore.
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:21 PM
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11. Wads of cut up paper to approximate size and weight of cash. |
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Just for the hell of it... put a dollar on each side to pique their interests...
Or a bunch of condoms and a tastefully worded letter encouraging them to not contribute to the gene pool.
A bunch of q-tips might also send a much needed message.
No bubble gum though... as the marble dust just might scare the daylights out'a them...
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:27 PM
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14. Make a fake check in photo shop for the amount of the |
xocolatl
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:29 PM
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15. Thanks all for your wonderful suggestions! |
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I'm now torn between making a statement (with a fake check with a figure representing the deficit, or a condom) or doing something that will be aggravating and cost them money (like sending them $0.02).
:grouphug: :yourock: :kick:
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:39 PM
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16. A copy of your ticket stub to F 911 |
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Mon Jul-19-04 04:41 PM
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17. I put in a handwritten note |
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..with Big Dick's immortal words to Senator Leahy.
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Mon Jul-19-04 05:07 PM
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18. a flounder fillet, wrapped in the original request |
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make sure you send it 3 day ground, with a message like:
Your platform and your candidate are both fishy.
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Tue Jul-20-04 02:03 AM
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19. stuff the envelope full of expired coupons |
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also put your F9/11 Ticket stub in there
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