The House That Thomas Jefferson Built.

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This is the house that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the Consitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the cowardly "opposition" party and apathetic public that went along with
The war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the mute, the dead, the victim of torture and rape allowed by
The cowardly "opposition" party and apathetic public that went along with
The war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the ghost of Jefferson in the rooms of ruin, lamenting
The mute, the dead, the victim of torture and rape allowed by
The cowardly "opposition" party and apathetic public that went along with
The war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the crumbling foundation, noticed by none save
The ghost of Jefferson in the rooms of ruin, lamenting
The mute, the dead, the victim of torture and rape allowed by
The cowardly "opposition" party and apathetic public that went along with
The war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the third floor being added to the house by imperialists, heedless of
The crumbling foundation, noticed by none save
The ghost of Jefferson in the rooms of ruin, lamenting
The mute, the dead, the victim of torture and rape allowed by
The cowardly "opposition" party and apathetic public that went along with
The war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the massive debt and the hatred of our erstwhile allies, caused by
The third floor being added to the house by imperialists, heedless of
The crumbling foundation, noticed by none save
The ghost of Jefferson in the rooms of ruin, lamenting
The mute, the dead, the victim of torture and rape allowed by
The cowardly "opposition" party and apathetic public that went along with
The war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the fall of empire, a new dark age, a thousand years of misery, caused by
The massive debt and the hatred of our erstwhile allies, caused by
The third floor being added to the house by imperialists, heedless of
The crumbling foundation, noticed by none save
The ghost of Jefferson in the rooms of ruin, lamenting
The mute, the dead, the victim of torture and rape allowed by
The cowardly "opposition" party and apathetic public that went along with
The war that was urged by
The power bloc of greedy political contributors that attack
The constitution that is the foundation
Of the House that Thomas Jefferson built.

This is the House that Thomas Jefferson Built.
There are rats in the walls.


Based, of course, on the middle ages rhyme "The House That Jack Built.

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1. One and only self-bump!