GWB: Human beings begin life as a "feces"

[democraticinsurgent]

Political comedians should get into a new line of work. There's no longer a need for parody:

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NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated:

"We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A
feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces
with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human
being."


The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word
'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

[hatrack]

1. You have got to be kidding . . .

Is there any sourcing for this?

[trumad]

2. Do you have a link for this?

thanks

[Beetwasher]

3. Link?

That's amazing...He said it a dozen times??? He really is fucking brain dead...Holy shit...

[elehhhhna]

11. urban legend? I read this last week but it wasn't Bush --it was some

local yokel drunk politician who grabbed the mike.


Got links?

[greenbriar]

4. should be the new

bush bumper sticker


or is it a freudian slip

[comsymp]

5. Where did you find this?

Link to e-version?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Somebody tell * not everybody has his life history. (nt)

[BlueEyedSon]

7. Sorry, debunked....

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp

[mainer]

13. Darn, too bad.

But I sure do love that Snopes.com.

[HootieMcBoob]

15. Damn

I knew it had to be too good to be true.

[mainer]

Hoo boy, Jon Stewart is gonna go to town with this...

If only there's footage of this for Dave Letterman.

[kentuck]

8. This can't be true !

This is unbelievable! Whoa! Does anyone have a copy of the tape so we can show our Christian-right acquaintances just what Bush thinks of their pro-life stance?

[HootieMcBoob]

9. No Way?

Oh man you have got to post a link for this. Please be true...please please be true!
:freak:

[NYCGirl]

10. It''s debunked...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp

[LTR]

12. Shit on the brain?

Unreal.

Got a link?

[porphyrian]

14. Sorry, ain't true...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp

[democraticinsurgent]

21. whoops, so sorry

should have checked first. it was forwarded to me this morning by someone who is usually credible. i apologize profusely.

(good for a chuckle anyway, i hope)

[Minstrel Boy]

16. Another celebrity endorsement for Bush!

[On the Road]

17. Interestingly, The Speaker CONTINUES Life as a Feces

[Ganja Ninja]

18. Some never progress beyond the point of feces.

Some retain feces in lieu of a brain.

[Beausoleil]

19. Mr. Hanky will be pleased!

n/t

[notadmblnd]

20. Bwaaaaahahahahahha!

all life begins as shit? Maybe that's his understanding of the birth process?

His daddys feces traveled through the sewer pipe of his mother to be nurtured in the vast sewage treatment plant of her womb only to arrive 9 months later as her little turd.

[lectrobyte]

22. are you shitting me? Sorry, couldn't resist! <nt>

[jmowreader]

23. New Theme Song for the Bush Administration

Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why

Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is tucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!

Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.

Mr: Hankey: You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life! You are life!
Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human? I dont control what they do
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beats without u thinking about it. So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.

Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice)
Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow
Cornwallis: Yea
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around
Cornwallis: And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.

[Drifter]

24. And some of those Feces ...

grow up to be BIG feces, and become pResident through the corruption of even more Feces.

Cheers
Drifter

[library_max]

25. Maybe he's speaking from personal experience. /nt

[Courtesy Flush]

26. "We the fecal" (EOM)

[yellowcanine]

27. I am sure the transcript will be "corrected", Soviet style, to protect the

illiterate lying BPOSS (Big Piece of Sorry Shit).

[yellowcanine]

28. Snopes debunked it - oh well - that's it, then. Snopes is irrerefutable.

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