Caption this B*sh campaign photo

[spooked]

[greenbriar]

1. whoa there big guy

back up and schooch over just a little...no need getting away, I got ya

yea,

[foolmeonce]

16. TOUCHDOWN!

[Tripper11]

2. Gay Marriage? BAH!

Who needs "buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

:evilgrin:

[xcmt]

3. Caption

"President Bush helps illustrate the 'Man and a Box Turtle' argument against gay marriage to local GOP supporters"

[newyawker99]

6. Hi xcmt!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[alphafemale]

9. Great First Post! Welcome!

You've been lurking haven't ya? :D

On edit. wups. Hit wrong reply button. Meant for the Newbie.

[xcmt]

14. On lurking..

Usually, by the time I come across an interesting thread, 50 posters have already exhausted the topic to near-death. I caught this one early.

Thanks for the welcome.

[RoadRunner]

10. Best. First. Post. Ever.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[alphafemale]

4. "Protecting this idiot from pretzels & gravity is mind-numbing."

Please. Help us.

payed for by Secret Service Agents for Kerry '04

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

5. Condi? Is that you?

It feels kind of small today.

[Connie_Corleone]

7. "It's okay..."

"It's legal now."

[Zorra]

8. *I'd like to shove this nasty little dweeb right onto his face.*

[spanone]

11. 'squeal like a pig, prezzy boy'

[drdigi420]

12. see what happens when you let gays marry?

it even turns wimpy cheerleaders like me into gays

[FredScuttle]

13. "Tiring of their duty, Secret Service agents reach their breaking point

and throw the President headfirst into a pack of wild-eyed liberals"

[Neshanic]

15. He's doing the "French Mistake"....

[WLKjr]

19. BHWAHAAHAHAA!

:headbang:, ah Blazing Sadles at the end, lol

Mel Brooks is the bomb!

that was a good one.

[walldude]

17. President Bush struggles

to get away from the secret service so he can surf the crowd at last nights Linda Ronstadt Concert....

[SunDrop23]

18. This is the position all Americans have been in since I was elected.

[Swamp Rat]

20. "Secret Service prevents a drunken Bush from jumping into GOP mosh pit"

Welcome to DU :toast:

[Unperson 309]

21. Sweet Cream of Jesus on Toast Points, Guys, GET A ROOM!!!

DAY-ummm!

309

[Hailtothechimp]

22. Nothing better than "poundin' some bush"

[gauguin57]

23. The clean version ...

... well, Tex, now that I'm all liquored up, let's DO that conga line ... cha cha cha cha CHA-CHA! Dick! Rummy! Johnny! Latch on, baby ... we got ourselves a conga line! cha cha cha cha CHA-CHA! Condi! Colin! Tommy Ridge ... move those heinies!