Pretend you are God. What message would you send Bush?

[MikeG]

[ldf]

1. "you better hope

that you NEVER die."

[Meldread]

17. ditto on that one. ;)

:P

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Get Out of Al Gore's House

It's not too late for Al to start cleaning things up to hand over to Kerry & Edwards.

[genius]

59. I'll second this message.

[salinen]

3. I'm not god. I'm the other guy

and I'd say to Bush; you're doing just fine my boy.

[DemBones DemBones]

4. Quit using My Name in VAIN,

you moran.

[2Design]

5. I am God and I do NOT approve of your actions!

[billybob537]

6. You have misused my name

You've got some splaining to do.

[Kanary]

7. Keep your asbestos undies clean

[Zorra]

8. Tell the world the whole truth and then turn yourself in for prosecution.

[Mike Niendorff]

9. "Stock up on asbestos, George."

"
"signed, God."


MDN

[KittyWampus]

10. Evolve Or Step Aside. Otherwise You Will Be Swept Aside

by the rising tide of Humanity's hunger for Peace and Unity.

[Mr_Spock]

11. You stupid idiot - I'm God, not you! Stop pretending - you're annoying me!

n/m

[RoadRunner]

12. Get out of Dodge.

[kodi]

13. take in a play?

.

[teach1st]

14. Read a newspaper for My sakes... N/T

[tnlefty]

15. Can't do that, but...there's a southern saying that I've heard for 40 some

thing years....'there's a special place in hell for people who (insert heinous act here)'. In his case...who lie to start bogus wars for profit while stating that God told him to do it.

[Soth]

16. "Let my people go!"

n/t

[AntiCoup2K4]

18. Go to HELL George!!

Do not pass go, do not collect $200 Million.

[NightOwwl]

19. All this time you thought I was the one giving you guidance?

Darn that devil, he loves taking advantage of dumb little shits like you! :evilgrin:

[iconoclastic cat]

20. A permanent cyst on his buttocks in the shape of Rush Limbaugh's face.

[dumpster_baby]

21. zot!

[agingdem]

22. I think G-d should have "spoken" to Babs many many years ago...

"Abort!"

[lottie244]

23. "Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

and..."Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

[Djinn]

24. No words

just a quick bolt of lightning

[tom_paine]

25. "Gonna burn in hell, monster!"

"I've got a nice spot picked out between Hitler and Tiberius. On your left is an empty room reserved for your Poppy and Pinochet, who I am making homosexual bunkies for eternity."

"Now, let's see, what should I do to YOU?"

[merh]

26. A Notice of Recall

Recalling the entire unit.

***********

***With a special apology being sent to the citizens of the world, humbly apologizing for the error in sending the defective unit to earth. In an effort to try to repay the citizens for this mistake, the hole in the ozone layer will be sealed; the waters of the world will be cleaned; pure rain will fall in the rain forest and they will be revived; oil reserves in Iraq will be increased; a scientist that shares his knowledge with all nations will be given the secrets necessary to create successful alternative sources of energy; and, a physician who works for the greater good of mankind will be provided the information necessary to develop a cure for aids.***

So Very Sorry - the earth will also know peace for 500 years!

[foolmeonce]

28. bend over shatbag

[tkmorris]

27. I'd wait for his next big public speech

and then set his ass afire and speak through him directly to the world. Warn them of the dangers of false prophets or some such, and remind them of the actual message of Jesus, which speaks primarily of peace and forgiveness. I'd denounce Bush himself through his own mouth. Then I'd douse the fire leaving him unharmed for the world to do with as they see fit.

[juajen]

29. "REMOVE THYSELF FROM THE HOUSE OF KERRY", confess your

sins and beg forgiveness from those you have greviously wronged". So saith the Lord.

[Gold Metal Flake]

30. "Ive got sixteen other universes and a new one on the stove. Look,

can't you people take care of this turd yourself? I gave you more frontal lobe than any other critter on that rock. Use some of it. I gotta go. Love ya!"

[Neshanic]

31. Every animal he will pass shall fart uncontrollably.

[justjones]

32. Arrogant fool, humble yourself and repent. Only then can you know me. nt

[mmonk]

33. OK, out of the pool.

[Cats Against Frist]

34. Go unto Senators Frist & Santorum

unseal your manhood and netherregions and sayeth unto them:

"licky, licky, sticky, sticky."

And so it is willed, so it shall be done, with Larry Flynt conveniently rolled up along side to take snapshots for the September edition of Hustler.

This is the word of God, I command you.

And the resteth shalleth taketh careth of itselfeth.

[SoCalDem]

35. long walk

short pier :)

[EndElectoral]

36. You idiot! You've been talking to that fella I kicked outta here!

[Connie_Corleone]

37. Endorse Kerry for President, my son.

I need you back in Texas clearing brush for all eternity.

[dflprincess]

38. To Quote Bob Dylan

"The next time you see me coming, you better run." (Highway 61)

[mitchum]

39. "Come and join me...NOW!"

[TNMOM]

40. Do humankind a favor...

RESIGN TODAY!!

[Bake]

41. "Ummm, do I know you?"

"Followed by one of those gazigawatt lightning bolts I'm so fond of, right in the ass. Either that or the whole pillar of salt thing, I haven't decided yet.

Or maybe I'd zap him into being a child detained at Abu Ghraib. I like that whole poetic justice thing."

Bake

[SunDrop23]

42. Start packing.

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

43. My Son, I want to get to know you better.

I command you, in My most holy Name, to give all of your wealth to the poor, pack your bags, take up your cross, and follow me. There is a remote mountain in Tibet where you must go and wait. I will meet you there. Contact Diebold and inform them that Kerry must win in a landslide. Then, order your administration to do nothing unless I command it from now until January 20th. Leave for Tibet by 2:00PM on January 21st. I am the Lord your God; you will obey me, or there will be a greasy spot where you used to be.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

44. My son,

SHUT UP. Or I'll shut you up. Remember the pretzel?

Thank you.

[Solly Mack]

45. The Lord giveth: "Here. Have a pretzel" ...the lord taketh away...

[thatgemguy]

46. Repent, the end is near

[Swamp Rat]

47. I have just sent you another "son" named Moon.

Bow down to your new Moon Messiah! (God unzips his trowsers... :loveya:)

[Norquist Nemesis]

48. You're going down, my son.

Say hello to Lucifer.

[Doctor_J]

49. enjoy the next 20 years or so

on earth, because the rest of eternity is going to be a bitch.

[Unperson 309]

50. Fffttt Fffftttt BOOOOOOMMMMM!!! *sizzle*

To quote Granny Yokum from Al Capp's L'il Abner "Ah has SPOKE!!"

lightning from on high gets their attention eVERYTIME!

309

[peekaloo]

79. had the same thought.

Very funny!

[TOhioLiberal]

51. I would...

Give EVERYONE in the USA complete and utter knowledge of how badly Bush* has lied and cheated. Every 'sweetheart' deal. Make it semi-permanent, so that everytime the media mentions him, you would be reminded *again* of what an asshole he is. Bush would then lose the ability to lie again, kinda like Jim Carrey in 'Liar, Liar'.

Speaks to kharma and hopefully keeps things like this from happening again. Let the fun begin. :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

52. "Don't worry we're almost finished your brain"

[gauguin57]

53. Wow! Is this "Live from the Actors Studio" with James Lipton?

Sounds like a question from that wacky "Bernard Pivot" questionnaire at the end.

Hmmm. I'm God, I get to talk to Bush ...

"Yo. Yutz! Quit pretending to follow me for the sake of political expediency. You're beginning to annoy me. You have no moral compass, no leadership skills, no true spirituality. So quit being this massive FAKE CHRISTIAN who makes foolish Freepers wander behind you on the goat path of life."

[DemWitch]

54. I am the Lord thy God...

be afraid George, be very afraid. There are things much, much worse tha death, all of which shall avail themselves to you unless you stop your shit. NOW.

[LSU_Subversive]

55. Pretend you're Japanese and have dishonored yourself.

Hara-Kiri
:evilgrin:

[KarmaHappens]

56. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud

[Fozzledick]

57. Mene Mene Teckel Bush

Write it on the wall in front of him.

[jdonaldball]

58. "Pharaoh, let My people go!"

[absolutezero]

60. during the convention

you shall tour the city zoo, and when there you will cast yourself into the lion cage, naked, so that you may challenge the largest of the males, and this battle will prove to all mankind that you are the messiah...or that humans are no match for lions...one of those

[JSJ]

61. 'those last thunderbolts were just warnings, jackass!' n/t

[drdtroit]

62. a myocardial infarction

:nopity:

[Kinkistyle]

63. Well, after re-instating Utopia.

I'd boot Bush's ass down to the hot place down under.

[misanthrope]

64. Does spontaneous human combustion...

...count as a "message"?

If I'm God, things like George W. Bush never exist.

End of story.

[WindRavenX]

65. " W - drinkith from thy cup of anti-freeze"

"For it shall makith you a god!"
Mm..anti-freeze...

[TexasSissy]

66. "Go forth, and sin no more."

[Selwynn]

67. Dear Bush, why have you forsaken me? Love, God.

[sampsonblk]

68. Hit the Road Jack!

and don't you come back no more!

[doodleysquat]

69. I'm afraid your reservations have been misplaced,

but fortunately we had a last-minute cancellation for the Lucifer Suite.

[leftofthedial]

70. a lightning bolt

[jdonaldball]

71. "I'm a Muslim"

[Piperay]

72. You're FIRED!!! ...

in more ways than one. :grr: :evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

73. I would send him the answers to Peace, the location of the Iraqi WMD,

the secrets of the Universe, the principles of capturing and using monopoles...those one sided magnets, answers to creating a Sustainable Earth, Leadership skills in finding ways for Earth to prevent Large scale Famine, where to find more oil, how to asttain cheap energy, How to create more fun and a higher standard of living, etc etc.

Since Bush shows not a scintillia of any of the above, means he doesnt get a two way with "GOD".

[Tight_rope]

74. You time on earth has ended...Your next journey will be down that road

straight to Hell. Don't worry there are no forks in the road. No bumps or curves. Just a straight road to Hell.

[Nobody]

75. "We voted for Gore"

"That's right, Jesus, Mary, and I all cast our votes for Al Gore, now you should impeach yourself or I'm going to turn back time so that the real president can take office in Januare 2001."

[Nile]

76. Hey Dude, you want to see some real fire power??

KerrrBLAMmmmm!!!!, unleash a super lightning bolt.

[TheWatcher]

77. It all depends on which God you are talking about.

Old Testament or New Testament?

If it's Old Testament I am sure it would end pretty ugly for W. :)

[truthspeaker]

78. Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

[kentuck]

80. I've pulled your ticket....you are going to the other place....

..and wipe that silly smirk off your face.

[Justice]

81. I gave you everything, and what have you sown?

The ole - we will know you by your fruits test.

[Nihil]

82. In letters of fire across the Washington sky ...

... "Bush is a liar"

Let's see what Rove can do with that!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

83. "I want my name taken off your projects" and

"You're in a heap o' trouble, Boy."

:-)

[drdigi420]

84. "for the last time, I AM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!!'

geez