George Bush Is Perfect as President.....

[louis c]

George Bush is not responsible for the job losses in the U.S. over the last 3 1/2 years. The outsourcing was as a result of the Clinton Administration, and he is a victim of circumstances and bad luck.

George Bush is not responsible for the war in Iraq. It is a result of faulty intel from the CIA.

George Bush is not responsible for the record budget deficit. It is as a result of inheriting a poor economy, and the much needed tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans.

George Bush is not responsible for our broken alliances and low standing in the world. All those counties are jealous of us, and don't like Bush because he's from Texas.

George Bush is not responsible for the poor military planning in occupying Iraq. The Pentagon underestimated the strength of the insurgents.

George Bush is not responsible for the shortfall in state and local budgets that are a result of mandated security and education measures that are underfunded or unfunded. We need these programs, but have no money.

George Bush is not responsible for our overstretched military. Kerry voted in 1988 to cut defense spending.

George Bush is not responsible for soaring gas and fuel prices. John Kerry mentioned gas taxes in an article 20 years ago.

George Bush is not responsible for the Chalabi disclosure of our secret codes, or the outing of CIA operative Valarie Plame. Shit happens.

And, finally, today the 9/11 Commission will declare the George Bush is not responsible for the tragedies of September 11, 2001. They will explain that there were opportunities missed, but it was everyone else's fault but Bush.

That will make it a clean sweep, and confirm the conclusion that George Bush is not to blame.

Therefore, we can say with 100% certainty, two obvious facts:

1. George Bush is not a responsible person, and
2. He's perfect. A perfect asshole.

[kentuck]

1. "Well, there's the United States, and then there's Texas..."

Remember when he said that?

[nickinSTL]

2. ugg

Yeah, I see how they are spinning 9/11 to look like it's mostly the fault of air traffic controllers.

If I had been Pres.(and I'm not even remotely qualified), when the first plane hit, first thing, I would have asked if it were a terrorist attack, and if so, scramble fighters. When the second hit, I would have ordered fighters scrambled.

Bush read a book about a goat.