LOL Gay porn star serves (GOP) moguls

[wndycty]

GAY PORN STAR SERVES MOGULS

July 22, 2004 -- THE power-moguls and political heavyweights now luxuriating at ultra-exclusive retreat Bohemian Grove are unaware that they're being waited on hand-and-foot by a famous gay porn star.

We're told that "Chad Savage," who has appeared in such carnal classics as "How the West Was Hung," is supplementing his sex job by working as a valet at Bohemian Grove, the all-male annual gathering inside a 2,700-acre redwood forest in Monte Rio, Calif., that has been attended by every Republican president since Calvin Coolidge, as well as by industrial titans and media magnates.

"All of us valets in the Grove are tittering about it," says our Bohemian blabbermouth. "To think there's all these powerful conservative guys having their drinks and food served to them by a gay porn star. He makes their beds and attends to their every need — and they have no idea who he really is."

Bigwigs who have attended the two-week retreat include George H.W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Alan Greenspan, Walter Cronkite, Newt Gingrich, Alexander Haig, Jack Kemp, Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell, John Major, William F. Buckley, and former C.I.A. director William Casey.
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http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm

[BlueEyedSon]

1. He [...] attends to their every need

Woo hooooooo!

[Connie_Corleone]

3. I was just about to post about that too!

LOL!!

[Cannikin]

2. Here he is!

[wndycty]

4. That was quick. . .

LOL

[meegbear]

6. You can have him ...

gimme a MAN!!

[Terran]

9. Really--twink!

Not at all what I pictured!

Dirk (semi-official Bear of DU!)
http://profiles.yahoo.com/dcable7

[WoodrowFan]

11. what is a twink? (NT)

[Syncronaut Seven]

15. Blond and cream filled

need I say more?

[WoodrowFan]

16. ah

ok.

[Cannikin]

17. I thought it was a young, smooth guy...as opposed to a hairy 'bear'.

[Gildor Inglorion]

19. Twink: (definition)

A smooth-bodied, almost pre-pubescent looking young gay male. From "twinkie" (as in Hostess twinkie)- soft and full of cream.:9

[Cannikin]

20. Thanks! I guess that makes me a twink!

[Syncronaut Seven]

25. Thank you! I knew it was something like that.

see also: chickenhawk
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Stonewall/4219/

Im fortunate enough to be working with a genuine sexual predator, Buys a bag of candy on payday and cruises the young homeless population. What a swell guy! :wtf: :mad: :nuke:

[Cannikin]

23. Oooh..I found "How the West was Hung"

[blm]

5. They know EXACTLY who he is.

Why do you think he's REALLY there?

That's the way the hypocritical and the rich and powerful live when they think noone will find out.

[redqueen]

13. Undoubtedly. I'm sure he attends to their every need.

Wonder what kind of tips he's making.

Wonder if he thinks it's worth it. :puke:

[Connie_Corleone]

7. Another excerpt...

When they're not listening to policy speeches, "Bohos" are known to urinate freely in the redwoods and perform mock-druidic rituals that revolve around a 40-foot-tall stone owl. In one ritual, called "Cremation of Care," members wearing red-hooded robes cremate a coffin effigy of "Dull Care" at the base of the owl altar.

(God-fearing, conservative men worshipping a stone owl.)

Where's Dubya's name? He goes there too.

[jeff30997]

8. Huh?

You really think that they don't know that? When those scumbags go somewhere,everybody (employees,ect)in that place have a background check.

On edit:Ooops too late for that comment.Damn,i'm a slow typer.

[saracat]

10. Notice they have to throw Walter Cronkite into the mix

after calling it a "republican"gathering! What ,is he supposed to add credibility? Talk about due diligence.Walter is no republican and has stated so in print.He is a progressive independent.The Post should read his column!

[NinetySix]

12. Wait...Walter Cronkite?!?

What the hell's he doing there with all those right-wing freaks? He's not a journalist any more, and am I imagining, or doesn't he have a lot of critical things to say publicly about Dubya and his bunch?

[redqueen]

14. There have been several attendees over the years

that would raise some eyebrows around here.

But hey... it's all just for 'fun', and anyone who thinks otherwise is a 'conspiracy nut'.

Uh huh.

Yeah.

[Minstrel Boy]

18. "no verbal description can accurately portray the bizarre behavior"

From the fact sheet of the Bohemian Grove Action Network:

What activities take place at the grove? The grove is the site of a two week retreat every July (as well as other smaller get-togethers throughout the year). At these retreats, the members commune with nature in a truly original way. They drink heavily from morning through the night, bask in their freedom to urinate on the redwoods, and perform pagan rituals (including the "Cremation of Care", in which the members wearing red-hooded robes, cremate a coffin effigy of "Dull Care" at the base of a 40 foot owl altar). Some (20%) engage in homosexual activity (but few of them support gay rights or AIDS research). They watch (and participate in) plays and comedy shows in which women are portrayed by male actors. Although women are not allowed in the Grove, members often leave at night to enjoy the company of the many prostitutes who come from around the world for this event. Is any of this hard to believe? Employees of the Grove have said that no verbal description can accurately portray the bizarre behavior of the Grove's inhabitants.

http://www.sonomacountyfreepress.com/bohos/bohofact.html

[Tommy_Douglas]

21. I mean what the hell?

How are these people even tolerated? I'm convinced more then ever they're not even human.

They forgot to mention that Dick Cheney eats babies at the retreat as well.

[LoZoccolo]

22. Wait a minute, where would they get that 20% figure from?

Do they take an exit survey or something? I doubt that part.

At any rate, the stuff we do know sounds pretty bizarre.

[Minstrel Boy]

24. Since it quotes employees of the grove in confidence,

I'd expect it's their estimate. The "Chad Savages" who turn, er, Deep Throat.

[UdoKier]

26. "Attends ALL their needs..."

I'll bet his hiring was no accident. He's probably making more off those old farts than he does from his porn career...