Tweety is a pervert

[u2spirit]

Question to Teresa "I don't want to get weird here but what turns John on"?

[Eric J in MN]

1. what was her answer? nt

nt

[u2spirit]

3. I think she said

"Fishnets, 2 on 1's, soft porn."

Seriously, though, she said music and a few other things. I was too distracted picking my jaw up off the floor to get all of it.

[bossfish]

4. I hope it was...

John likes role-playing, you know, games...

Like the one where I wear the George Bush mask and toss his salad..

We call this one, "Election Day"...

[gauguin57]

2. Tweety has been talking privately about

running for Senate from Pennsylvania sometime in the not-too-distant future (vs. Santorum?)...

So ... when he's a candidate, let's be sure to ask Tweety's wife what turns him on. But don't expect me to leave the TV on long enough to hear her answer.

Because Tweety's what "turns my stomach!"

[TheWebHead]

5. what would he run as?

he voted for Bush in '00...

[Fenris]

10. Chris Matthews (D)

(D) is for Douchebag.

[Eric J in MN]

6. Matthews is also talking to Fox News, so that's another direction

his careeer may take when his contract with MSNBC expires.

[tishaLA]

14. He is?!

I thought MSNBC had him locked up for a good long while so nobody would see him.

[Virginian]

8. His wife is Kathleen Matthews.

She does the local news for the Washington, DC ABC affiliate.
Attractive, blond and smart.

[Judi Lynn]

17. Didn't know her name until reading your post

Went to google and found a photo with both of them. There were some more composed photos of her, but this one has both of them, side by side:



David Brinkley Awards???????

You're right, she looks too together to be married to a tube like Chris Matthews.

[Nevernose]

7. Real hard-hitting question

Next interview he'll be asking her to share make-over tips.

Hardball, my ass.

[u2spirit]

9. later in the interview he said

"aroused" when he meant to say "arrived". He giggled then corrected himself.

[seabeyond]

11. he does more sexual innuendo

than anyone i have heard. it is all over the place. and get an old buddy on there and they are gross. who is the barnacle guy. i watched them talk rape once together and was like frat boy talk about a serious subject of rape. odd this man

[gauguin57]

12. I hope Teresa's answer was ...

... "What turns John on is making intellectual mincemeat out of pinheads like yourself. Now SHOVE IT!"

[gauguin57]

13. You can't blame Chrissy for gittin' sexual at the convention ...

... because political conventions give him a five-day, full-on boner! He starts stammering and stuttering, and saliva flies all over the studio, and then his mind goes into the gutter.

Mister Matthews, may I remind you that "erections lasting four or more hours, while rare, are not normal and should be reported to your medical professional." Other side effects of convention-generated woodies are: dry mouth, constipation, jock itch, hair loss, bleeding gums, gas, hangnails and excessive ear wax.

[Chelsea Patriot]

23. You 're almost right. It's a....

"A five-day, full-on, THREE INCH boner!"

[Cocoa]

24. that's why they call him Tweety

[fujiyama]

15. He's strange

He also asked Teresa if Kerry goes to bars and talks about girls.

Teresa's reply, "I hope he isn't talking about girls still"

Chris then says, "well all men do".

I also remember the Hardball thing when Dean said he liked a "Beautiful Mind" and he was like "ya that Jennifer Connely"

Now, I'm not going to disagree that Jennifer Connely is a fine looking woman, but it seems so bizarre in a political context. Does Chris expect all democrats to cheat on their wives because Clinton did?

What's the deal with the "Bush is manly" thing? God, I remember him just drooling over Bush in the flight suit.

Chris has some unresolved sexual issues. He may consider therapy or just admitting that he's bi.

[jpgray]

16. He also swooned over Dean's arms at one point

Chris is a weird character.

[Judi Lynn]

18. He went wild over Arnold Schwarzenegger, as well.

He's childish, he's a simple clown. He's pretentious, and unpleasant.

How does he get his hair so YELLOW? What's all the spitting about?
He'd be doing his audience a favor if he assigned himself the grueling task of growing the Cheney up.

I'm NEVER forgetting his total lack of decency toward Dennis Kucinich. Loathsome.

[JI7]

19. what's the name of his show ?

[Disturbed]

20. Rename the show...

Hard On. ;)

[Pepperbelly]

21. Spitballs. nt

[UTUSN]

22. Usually He Drools Over Dudes. Once, Over Brittany

When M-TV held it's 20th or 25th or whatever anniversary, and all the cable whores were doing segments of Brittany shedding her duds down to almost nothing.

Not to be left behind in any whore game, Tweety followed suit, with a guest from Time Mag, the young humor columnist, whassisname Joel STEIN. The staff kept re-running the Britany clip, and Tweety was clearly DROOLING disgustingly. The Time dude said, "You're beginning to creep me out." Tweety responded, "Yeah, well, wait till YOU're 50."

This led to the suggestion that "Tweety" be modified to "Tweezer" to retain the hair reference while canceling out the affection factor and also adding the (dirty old) "geezer" angle.

[LTR]

25. OMG!!! Tell me he DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

I shudder to think at the depths our so-called 'liberal media' have sunk.

Just appalling.