When Kerry is elected, Judy Woodruff will...

[nostamj]

EXPLODE in FLAMES like a vampire in the midday sun...

any other possible scenerios?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Maybe Ann Coulter will reveal her latent masculinity once and for all.

2. retreat to the batcave

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

3. .......melt into a puddle of fetid goo.

[MuseRider]

4. We can only hope

it will be televised. But... But... But....Whoosh, KaBoom! Stop, you are making me smile too much.

[NoPasaran]

5. ...turn into a column of salt.

[AVID]

6. unzip her face to reveal . . .

nothing - a vacuous black pit of darkness

[MO_Dem]

7. once again

be a harsh critic of the U S President. She's been in remission these past 3 1/2 yrs.

[CO Liberal]

8. Shit a Brick

Source: http://images.vnunet.com/

[kaitykaity]

9. Corporate whore that she is, she'll

go along to get along and pretend she loved Kerry
from the start.

:puke:

[PROGRESSIVE1]

10. Why?

[kaitykaity]

11. Why what?

:shrug:

[PROGRESSIVE1]

12. Why will Judy Woodruff be pro-Kerry?

[kaitykaity]

15. Because corporate whores suck up to power?

Because corporate whores have no other agenda than
self-preservation?

This is not 1998 -- the corporate whores will not be able
to do to Kerry what they did to Clinton.

[bobbieinok]

13. all cable stations + 'reporters' will attack Kerry 24/7

[PROGRESSIVE1]

14. Not Rather/Brokow/Jennings!

[No2W2004]

16. If Kerry is elected and the Republicans still controll congress,

They will launch at least 5 "investigations" and bring back the special prosicuter for another 4 years of attacks.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

17. If she were a really good whore

she would just starting whoring for whoever was in power. But in reality, calling Judy a whore is just too kind.

[Shakespeare]

18. Melt like the witch in Wizard of Oz.

....and dissolve into a useless pile of goo. Which is pretty much what she is now, if you think about it....

[gumby]

19. Judy sux

But does she swallow?

[JHB]

20. ...do the same thing she does every night, Pinky...

...carry water for her Republican pals, and crap on the Dems.

[greekspeak]

21. ...start chirping the praises of John Kerry."

What ever gets her her stupid little boosts in income/popularity and puts her skeletal looking face in front of the camera even more.