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Mon Jul-26-04 04:12 PM
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| Bush falls off bike AGAIN... a fine omen for the convention, hmmm? |
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Edited on Mon Jul-26-04 04:19 PM by thebigidea
CNN just reported yet another fall by our glorious leader... maybe they should rethink that whole "excercising in extreme heat" thing. He could always do some Mao-ish swim across a river to show the rabble how tough he is.
Biking is apperently not his sport.
Speaking of, has a single photo surfaced of him on a bike yet?
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| The Backlash Cometh
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:15 PM
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| 1. Knowing how the media coddles Bush, I bet the real story is |
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that he fell off his exercise bike.
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:17 PM
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Does Bush have an odd inner-ear problem... a problem with balance? Haven't there been enough 'odd' accidents with him that the media should be asking questions about his health?
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:19 PM
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| 6. it is PERFECTLY NORMAL to pass out while eating pretzels. |
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:22 PM
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| 10. When the Ghosts of Soviet Pravda 1950 arise & ask questions about Stalin's |
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health, that is the EXACT moment Imperial Pravda will ask those same questions of OUR Dictator.
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:23 PM
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he's unbalanced! :evilgrin:
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:17 PM
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| 3. Man that's hilarious and sad.. |
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:18 PM
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| 4. I'm sure he was a wonderful fighter pilot! n/t |
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:18 PM
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| 5. Gee, hope this doesn't affect the CNN/SI "Better Athlete" poll! |
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:21 PM
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| 7. great, now he'll be wanting a purple heart |
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one for the pretzle attack one for the segway crack up and two for the two bike terror accidents.
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:21 PM
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| 8. and these are just the tumbles they tell us about |
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I wonder how many times he accidently fell into a giant vat of pudding or something?
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:21 PM
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Obviously...he was reading the 9/11 report while he was riding his bike. Yeah...that's it.
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:23 PM
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| 12. someone should tell him not to cut lines of coke while on a bike |
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:23 PM
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| 11. Bush can't even do a vacation right! |
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I'm glad he's on vacation half the time!
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:23 PM
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| 14. I'm starting to think someone is beating the shit out of Shrub |
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on a regular basis.
The pretzel incident, and then biking in the 'mud' in Texas when it hadn't rained, and now THIS.
Who's smacking Shrub around?
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:26 PM
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| 15. Didn't Dick visit him this morning? |
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:31 PM
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| 16. give him a "purple knee" medal...at least he will have one. |
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:35 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:34 PM
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| 17. After he loses the election (again), can we name him Grand Poobah? |
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He's just so darn entertaining & for that (and only that) reason, I'll hate to see him go.
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:36 PM
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| 19. That is perfect! We should email the idea to CNN |
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since one of their talking heads (was it Bill Hemmer?) asked today whether it was an omen for the convention that Kerry's pitch at the baseball game last night didn't make it to the plate.
Hey Ho's! I gotcher "omen," right here!
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Mon Jul-26-04 04:59 PM
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| 21. my favorite bad Bush omen... |
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it was the start of some extremely crappy week for Bush, and he was at some safari or something with Laura when two elephants started getting romantic. The crazed reactions were priceless, and what a sight: the symbols of the Republican party fucking each other with their prize fuckup right in front.
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