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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:26 PM
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AP Breaking: Freeper heads exploding all over America.
Please stay inside until the mess is cleared up.
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kwolf68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:27 PM
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1. Why?

If Freepers heads are exploding then why does it matter? Nothing in there anyway...maybe it will help the ozone.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:28 PM
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3. Biohazard.
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kwolf68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:29 PM
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5. Ahh but

Since this environmental damage will be confined to right-wing areas of the nation then I trust it will be cleaned up in due time.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:27 PM
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2. Damn Freeper Brains They Always Cause The Ugliest Stains
eom
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:30 PM
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7. Brains?

no, it's not brain stain...
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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:28 PM
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4. Feces flying everywhere!
Because they are so full of shit.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 09:45 AM
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27. Yeah, Bush said so!
Republicans begin their lives as feces!

(OK, so it was Snoped already. Sue me.) :evilgrin:
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:29 PM
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6. I say hide the blood pressure meds.
Let a few of 'em stroke out.
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Scorpious_Maximus Donating Member (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:30 PM
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8. Funny

Oh... could it be true???


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blueblitzkrieg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:31 PM
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9. They're foaming at the mouth about Scarborough.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:45 PM
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11. How quickly they turn. n/t
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Spiffarino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:47 PM
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12. Thanks for the link
Oh man, what a read! Those clowns are crapping all over themselves. It's...so...so...beautiful... *sniff*
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:03 AM
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15. That's it?!!?!!!
Edited on Tue Jul-27-04 12:05 AM by liburl
Scarborough injected everything he could from what (little) I saw. This was the only comment that even remotely looked like it could be for our side.

I got so sick of watching the cable news spews tonight I watched 95% CSPAN and just made quick checks back in with MSNBC and CNN. I checked the other networks (briefly) and ABC was the only one that seemed to be actually showing the speeches beyond the major speakers. :mad:

What pissed me off royally was when MSNBC was doing they're 'analysis' and behind them were Bush/Cheney '04 posters held up by the crowd outside. Those people have every right to put up their little freep signs, but dammit!!! this is the DEMOCRATIC Convention. Put up a curtain or something! You KNOW that Kerry/Edwards signs will not be seen within a 25 mile radius of the GOP Convention! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:11 AM
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18. So typical. Do they advocate killing Scarborough?
That's the freepers' usual response to anyone - especially one of their own - saying anything remotely outside the party line.

Personally, I think Scarborough was just setting himself up to give a self-righteous little talk after the Repugs trot out the dissenter from Kerry's Swift Boat. You know, the guy who became a Bush family retainer and now goes around saying that Kerry was a coward. They're planning to feature that guy during the RNC.

I can see it now. Scarborough will say, "I have to admit I was impressed by Reverend Alston, but now we hear the truth about John Kerry and it isn't pretty blah blah blah" - typical Rove type gotcha - it won't work in fact I think it might backfire. Alston was too powerful to be dismissed.

If I were Rove I would deepsix that other guy but we KNOW he'll trot him out just so they can shoot themselves in the big toe again!
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niceypoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 09:17 AM
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25. Funny
Freepers crack me up!
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:28 AM
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30. That whole freeper thread....
reminded me of our threads here sometimes! However, their thread was a little more hateful and a lot more stupid.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:42 PM
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10. Tut-Tut-Tut.. Everyone KNOWS that when Freeper heads explode
all that comes out is sawdust, nuts and bolts, and some strange-looking green goo..:)
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:56 PM
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13. Too bad
I was hoping for nuts and little candies and stuff.
John
But the thought of their heads exploding still cheers me up a little.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 11:59 PM
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14. Don't worry, they welded the manhole covers down in Boston
No freeper heads will splash on anyone.
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:05 AM
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16. Actual footage of freepers heads exploding
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StandUpGuy Donating Member (392 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:21 AM
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19. Thats awesome
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Scorpious_Maximus Donating Member (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:34 AM
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21. BRILLIANT!
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:06 AM
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17. Ah! I love the smelll of Freepsplosions in the morning!
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ConsAreLiars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:29 AM
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20. You mean to say "imploding"
After all, they are filled with nothing but hot air and lies, and when that goes, well, "plunk."
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Meldread Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 09:03 AM
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22. LOL!
I love this quote:

"...Scarborough couldn't have been a bigger sycophant.

His dreamy "Kerry turned the boat toward the shore" horse dropping was his theme of the night.

I'd swear the boy had stars in his eyes and hard nipples over John Kerry."

Oh, how quick they turn.
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 09:04 AM
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23. Won't take long....
it's not like there's going to be a lot of brains involved....
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 09:06 AM
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24. Picture found
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Meldread Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 09:43 AM
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26. LOL
That works. :P
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nolabels Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 09:53 AM
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28. In the context of needing to feel better :^)

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/albums/caution/

At some point in time everybody is delusional, hysteria in mas comes in many forms

Burn The Witch! (If We're Wrong, We'll Apologize)
Terry L. Kern*

ABSTRACT: The belief in the existence of widespread satanic ritual abuse and the search for those who are practicing such rituals parallels the witch hunts in the 17th century. The basic assumptions, indicators, and types of evidence of the earlier witch hunts and the current concerns with satanic ritual abuse are examined and found to have much in common.

The Value of History

We live in an age in which debate represents as much an exchange of labels as it does ideas. In this atmosphere, the term "witch hunt," overused as it is, serves as such a label. The term is normally used in a pejorative sense to connote an indiscriminate search for those accused of some malice, real or imagined, often in support of an agenda. For most Americans, "witch hunt" brings to mind the hearings conducted by Senator Joseph McCarthy. Witch hunting is more than a label, however, or an image of misapplied power. It is, rather, a process by which the hunter creates the prey and defines the means by which it will be hunted.

I posit that there exists within this country today a new witch hunt under the guise of satanic ritual abuse (SRA). Several different definitions of SRA have been given, but all have in common the alleged performance of acts of physical, sexual, and emotional abuse upon children while performing some act of worship to Satan usually involving a group. The search for those who allegedly practice such rituals in Satan's service today parallels the hunts conducted for witches believed to act in his service in Europe and America in the 17th century. Witch hunting is as much a matter of mindset as method. For a search for the devil's disciples to be prosecuted, certain assumptions and beliefs must be held as valid. Furthermore, they must be held as valid in the face of persuasive evidence, which unless dismissed out of hand, would invalidate those beliefs.

I will limit my examinations of witch hunting to what passed for evidence and the use of that evidence by public officials in two specific instances. The examples are meant to be illustrative and should not be considered as universal to witch hunting.
(snip)
http://www.ipt-forensics.com/journal/volume7/j7_4_3.htm
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:22 AM
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29. Damn
:scared:
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nolabels Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 01:01 PM
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31. If you really want to get a giggle......................
Every time the word Terra-ist comes up, just in you mind, if you will, supplant the speakers noise with the word Boogyman :scared: (just for fun)

The world according to Homer Simpson



Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im.

Homer: Oh! And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!

http://www.kerp.net/homer.html
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