ANN COULTER - Dem Women: "hirsute, pie wagons they call 'women'"

[liberalpragmatist]

http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=4610

ON EDIT: Some background. This column was supposed to appear in USA Today as far-right commentary on the DNC. Michael Moore's supposed to give far-left commentary on the RNC in a few weeks. However, Coulter has been removed (yeah!). I wonder why. :sarcasm:

Banned In Boston!
The Ann Coulter Column Too Hot for USA Today
by Ann Coulter
Posted Jul 26, 2004

(NOTE: The USAToday "quotes" are insertions by human events online)

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

<snip>

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it’s because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it’s no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

<snip>

Walking back from the convention site I chatted with a normal Bostonian for several blocks -- who must have identified me through our covert system of signals. He was mostly bemused by the Democrats’ primetime speakers and told me he used to be an independent, but for the last 20 years found himself voting mostly Republican. Then he corrected himself and said he votes for the “American.”

I’d say I love all these Democrats in Boston so much I want them to go home, but I don’t. I want Americans to get a good long look at the French Party...

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Wow. Too funny for words.

Oh, and for the record, I saw an awfully large contingent of hot young women who were clearly not rolling their eyes. Anybody catch that "youngest delegate" on CNN? Grrrr.

[JI7]

1. dried up skank

she probably can't even get right wing assholes to touch her.

[stevedeshazer]

15. Here ya go

[SemperEadem]

65. At least they have working uteruses

which is more than I can say for coulter.

[West Coast Democrat]

66. Either that's photoshopped, or it's a Chagall painting...

that picture defies all laws of sense and gravity.

[Spiffarino]

2. The great thing about Coulter

...is that she indicts herself as a hateful bitch every time she speaks or writes. I hope she writes more; Hell, the Democrats ought to link to it. Normal, honest people would be amazed at the hate that passes as normal behavior among some Republicans.

[Lex]

3. When is she going to check herself into the nut house?

She needs some serious help.

And I'm not joking. The woman has got mental problems.

[DenverDem]

11/03/04

Her rantings will finally be exposed for the sociopathology they are.

[kwolf68]

4. Anne is a joke

Her hate in no way will win anyone from the center and probably grates on those just to the right.

Much like Ted Nugent who is left to playing state fairs or pig roasts, Anne Coulter will be left to grace the pages of the far right and milita right wing websites and 'zines.

She will soon be history.

Still, She's a horrible, horrible person which means she will live to be 120 years old.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. WTF??

Now let me admit right here, I have NEVER heard the woman speak in my life. And I read about four sentences of her Treason or Traitor book or what the hell ever before throwing up a little in my mouth and having to put it back.

But did she actually WRITE that incoherent shit you posted? Seriously? It makes no freaking sense. She is just a mess of insults and slurs. What the hell??? This woman gets on TV?

[aquart]

8. Yes.

[liberalpragmatist]

13. She also said we should convert all Muslims to Christianity

Well, if you read the whole article it isn't AS incoherent. I just cut and pasted what I found to be most shocking. Even so, it isn't that much more coherent to tell the truth. She just comes off as insane - she makes not a single point that can be construed as a logical argument - it's just mind-bogglingly insane rantings that serve no purpose.

Funny, she calls US fascists.

Oh, and since you're not familiar with Ann Coulter, let me tell you about one more gem. It's what I refer to the subject line. In her column immediately after 9/11, she blamed the whole thing on liberals and then said of Muslims: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders (sadly, seems that part's become US policy), and convert them all to Christianity. Because this means war." Luckily, that got her banned from even most of the fundie-papers that carried her.

[Ms. Clio]

77. In fact, that quote & others got her dumped by her editor at the time

Jonah Goldberg, who will now be replacing her as the USA Today columnist.


Ain't life grand.

[swag]

6. Alas, poor Ann. She's only jealous of the pie,

for she has only wasting sausage and beans on her own rattle-wagon.

[Scorpious_Maximus]

7. Who is running hell?

If Ann is in Boston, who is running hell?

[smirkymonkey]

70. Sean Hannity is covering for her

during the convention...:)

[Catch22Dem]

9. I swear ta gawd

It's almost as if she's intentionally trying to be a comedy writer. I mean that's actually funny writing. Like something you'd see on South Park or something. Too bad she's being serious and she's just nucking futs!

[liberalpragmatist]

14. haha - nucking futs

[kikiek]

10. The whole article with notes from USA Today critizing her writing proves

how lame a writer she is. Great link. Nice to see there are people in the mainstream media that stand up to her bullshit. She isn't funny and she can't write a sensible sentence. It is still beyond me how she was hired in the first place anyways.

[Nikki Stone 1]

11. Why is she checking out Democratic women?

I can't imagine any self respecting Democratic female sleeping with her.

[stanwyck]

74. we're always worth checking

out, honey. Democratic women are hot. And the men? Smokin'.

[LittleApple81]

12. HER QUESTION IS VALID: why in HEAVENS would USA Today hire her?n/t

[Cats Against Frist]

16. This corn-fed, no-bra-needing, chick pie wagon

says no one with a brain would take this crap seriously. She's borderlining on making herself sound like a bad parody of a shrill, shitty no-writin' speed-addicted whore with a man apple, painted and blonded up to look like the binary zero that she is.

Oh wait -- where does the parody stop and the actual Ann Coulter begin?

[liberalpragmatist]

20. kick

:kick:

[Doctor_J]

17. You mean

Natalie Portman, Rachel Leigh Cook, Jessica Alba, Meg Ryan, Diane Lane, Susan Sarandon, Jennifer Garner, Gwyneth Paltrow, Helen Hunt, Amanda, Goldie Hawn, and Emmylou Harris are...hairy?

[Michael Harrington]

23. Good list

Plus...Eliza Dushku, Alyssa Milano, Julianne Moore, Ashley Judd and Krista Allen.

And they have Ann and the Bush twins.





We win.

[belle]

28. Gee, let's see: Eliza Dushku...or Ann Coulter. Wow, that's a toughie.

Curvaceous brunette with lush lips and big brown eyes who's, what, twenty-one? versus dried-up forty-something with a *bad* bleach job who looks more like a cadaver every day.

Yeah, Ann, Eliza isn't even in your league. Thank God.

[nightperson]

34. As usual,

Ann has not done the necessary hard research!

[Lex]

18. Her mental condition seems to be deteriorating.

Does she seem to be devolving, mentally and maybe professionally. Her writing seems to be sociopathic and disturbed.

Not kidding.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

22. Yeah seriously

I have, unfortunately, spent more time than I care to think about around the truly unhinged (personality disorders, mostly) and honest to God, her writing reminded me of them VIVIDLY. Clear as a bell.

Whew. She needs to seek help, I am so not kidding. Yesterday.

[belle]

29. She and M. Savage need to hook up & spend the honeymoon in Bellevue

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

30. No shit

and with thorazine drips, both of them.

My God.

[jeff30997]

19. Dang!

Ann is really my type of gal!

[Gold Metal Flake]

21. Ann is short for Branndine.

[Lex]

26. My favorite Cletus line:

"Now Branndine, she's yore Ma too . . . "

[jobycom]

24. Did I see Ann Hathaway during Clinton's speech?

[hippiegranny]

25. jay-zuz

she is so freakin' TOXIC.

[Tom Kitten]

27. "The Thing" called Anne has no relevance at all!

I mean wtf was that supposed to be and how much they were supposed to pay her for it? Absolutely worthless! I mean just a hate spew! Nothing worthwhile, I have to ask again, wtf???:wtf:

[enki23]

31. that would almost make it to "funny" if...

you were trying to parody a fucking rightwing nutcase.

[More Than A Feeling]

32. but, but, but....

I thought their problem was that a certain liberal man couldn't keep away from the girls. No, wait, it was that we have all the cool celebs and hot women on our side. She should really make up her mind. Sounds like she is just jealous.:)

[skrunch]

33. The pride of Doofusstrasse

[givemebackmycountry]

53. OMG

JESUS CHRIST...

This woman (are we sure)? has got FEET like SHAQ for christs sake!

WTF is this about?

This woman has GOT to have some franks and beans going on under there.

[NightTrain]

35. The only bulge Ann Coulter looks for in a man's pants...

...is his wallet.

[Bhaisahab]

36. oh man! this ann coulter is such a bimbo!

she's gone there to cover a political convention and writes abt EVERYTHING but the convention!
and she gets PAID for her WRITING??? oh man! and her pix are so funny! she looks like one of those cartoon ghouls in scooby doo!

[Stockholm]

37. Something is really wrong with her

She is not particularly attractive and after reading a couple of columns of hers I just can´t understand the repugs fascination with her?

She is not witty, particularly clever - why would anyone want to be associated with her at all?

All she does is spew hate filled racist slurs over and over again - me think it´s a bit strange?

[tom_paine]

38. Julius Streicher could not have written a better polemic against the Jews

Though clearly Ann is still holding back. She is a Nazi true to core.

[stavka]

40. Bonus points to Tom - for semi-obscure Nazi reference....

Der Sturmer seems sort of main stream compared to some Faux News

[JSJ]

39. she's a meth head- not a deadhead n/t

[Chelsea Patriot]

43. Exactly, She's a friend of Tina.

It's getting more and more obvious as time progresses.

Tina has lots of friends in The Media.

[against all enemies]

41. If she had red hair, she'd look like a #2 pencil.

[underpants]

42. Ann...............you're FIRED!

[Mari333]

44. Ann Coulter is to Bush the same as Roy Cohn was to McCarthy n/t

[RetroLounge]

58. True, except Ann(R-Skank) would take that as a compliment

She is true slime...

RL

[jukes]

45. this is a very sick person

a somewhat sharp mind, but filled w/ self loathing & rage to the point she's almost dangerous. if she was tougher, she cd have become america's 2nd female serial killer, preying on open-minded women instead of men.

no fear, she'll puke herself to death through starvation soon.

[GreenArrow]

46. she's pathetic,

a stunted dwarf, morally, emotionally and intellectually. A pitiable human being.

[suegeo]

47. mmmm....Pie

There's an old saying that goes something like: "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

So, wouldn't seeing a pie cart bring about a positive response in men? Ergo, perhaps it may be a good thing to be seen as a pie cart (whatever the hell that thing might look like.)

Though I'm not a serious student of psychology (or was that physiology?), I believe that Pavlov did indeed use pie during his now famous experiments with making dogs drool.

Also, Pavlov aside, Ladies Home Journal reported that when attempting to set a romantic mood for an evening of extended, ahem, love making, you should light candles that have food-related scents (ie, vanilla, cinnamon, pumpkin pie, (AGAIN WITH THE PIE!), etc.) This apparently drives the boys wild, which is the goal, btw.

[Batgirl]

49. female mysoginist

Venom directed at other women is part of her shtick obvious even to someone with infrequent exposure to her written ravings.
She devoted one column a couple of years ago to bitching/whining about having a silver-plated bullet (some kind of keychain charm) confiscated at the airport. Much of it was devoted to the physical appearance of a female airport security guard; even the woman's lipstick color was insulted.

Don't know about the spoken ravings since I find her unwatchable because of the psycho vibe she gives off. Brittle and ready to snap for no good reason, like one of those treacherous little dogs. The ones that stand on stick legs near Owner's ankles, staring unblinkingly with bulging eyes, their entire bodies shuddering with doggy rage at anyone who is not Owner. Then when non-Owner makes a benign movement, like reaching for a coffee cup, the miniscule beast launches herself, snapping her tiny little jaws together.

Tiny beast's cherished self-image: lionhearted defender against the forces of darkness.

[West Coast Democrat]

68. It's ironic how she thinks she's some expert on appearances....

When she's on TV, it looks like she does her own hair and makeup. Her eyeliner looks like some sort of Middle School makeup mishap. And why does she think it's appropriate for a so-called "journalist" to wear a black leather mini-skirt on TV?

[BloodyWilliam]

72. Maybe, I wish there were pie carts where I worked!

You hit the afternoon slump, some guy wheels around the cubicles with hot, fresh pies. That would be AWESOME.

[Name removed]

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[Edmond Dantes]

50. Ann's lowered the level of debate to the point where ...

... she's totally incoherent.

Holy shit! I bet she's got mad cow disease!!

[Plaid Adder]

51. That's it. Time to KICK HER ASS!

If I had the time and the money I'd fly out there just to hit her with a pie.

Jesus. If Ann Coulter's "pretty," then thank God for the pie wagons,

The Plaid Adder

[w13rd0]

54. now THAT would

be cool ...hit that freaky hateful tweaker in the face with a pie. I'll donate my last $50 to Kerry-Edwards if one of you DNCers hit her with a pie. I'd suggest something from silence of the lambs, but she'd likely be too into that.

[redqueen]

52. "pie wagons"

What does that mean? Am I missing something obvious, or is she just making insults up now?

I can't believe she gets paid to write...

[JHB]

63. "Pie Wagon"

OOPS! Sorry, not not THOSE pie wagons :evilgrin:

A "pie wagon" is something filled with fattening treats; ergo when applied to people it implies morbid obesity. Of course, ANNorexic has a rather warped body image herself, so its only to be expected she'll distort percieved enemies even more.

[Fleshdancer]

55. HA! The Al Franken show is talking about it right now!!!!

www.airamericaradio.com

[progressivebydesign]

56. She's insane..

... I'd like to just dismiss her as a publicity-seeking cunt, but I honestly believe she's insane. AND.. she's a really bad writer. I think USA Today has figured out that she's completely incoherent. "Spawn of Satan" convention? She's is so whacked out and scary. I happened to love the line about "my pretty-girl allies", my! Someone has a HIGH opinion of themselves! I saw a ton of pretty, Democratic women, nicely dressed, and finely coiffed.

[West Coast Democrat]

57. I'm way beyond caring what Ann Coulter thinks....

Ann obviously has a lot of problems of her own. Either that or she has some secret, hidden agenda to make Republicans look really, really bad.

[Joanne98]

59. Shes' such a LIAR

She's not anywhere near those people because she'd be ripped into little shreds if she was. She's probably sitting in a hotel room watching it on TV drinking wine and chain smoking. USA Today probably fired her for "doing a Jason Blair". They should have known she'd try to get paid for sitting on her ass. ALL her books have (dagger bulk sales) next to them. She's a "Richard Mellon Scaife" welfare case. BTW she still hasn't explained why she lied about her age on her drivers license. How old is she anyway? More over the hill than anyone knows I bet. Come on Coulter. Tell us how old you REALLY ARE. What a lying fraud.

[HFishbine]

60. Now I'm Convinced

Ann Coulter is secretly one of us! Surely! Her venom does nothing to advance the reich-wing. I think it's all been a cleaver ploy to make the right look extremist -- and it's working!

Thanks, Ann! Now that I see what you're really doing, you're a-okay with me.

[Sabriel]

61. I'm not an aggressive person, but...

THIS dem, hirsute, pie-wagon would like to stomp her flatter than she is already.

[skygazer]

62. The Lunatic Parade

You gotta love Ann. She's so psychotic that she's funny. She makes almost no sense, simply spewing out as many invective-laden sentences as she can, hoping to score a hit on something. The far Right must be so proud to have spokespeople like her and Savage and, of course, good ol' Rush. The Pride of America, by golly.

[donhakman]

64. Pubs have all the real women and trophy wives

[SarahB]

67. She/he's an idiot.

I'd hold myself up to her anytime for attractiveness (and most Dem women I know) by either the most primal, superficial standards and by the ones that really count as well- a heart, brains, shear human compassion and decency. She can even be honest about her age for crying out loud.

Besides, I smell great and no one ever finds MY gender ambiguous either. :D

[DinahMoeHum]

69. "Pretty-girl allies"??? Probably those twisted-sister sorority-types

with punk pins and rings stuck in bodily places not fit to be mentioned here.

And who drink too much.

IOW, white-bread vanilla fag hags.


:evilgrin:

[Stephanie]

71. Is she claiming to be one of these "pretty girls"?

Because she'll only be able to make that claim when lined up next to the other trannies in the Halloween Parade.

[West Coast Democrat]

73. On the covert "gay men" signals comment....

I'll bet Ann knows all about the covert "gay men" signals.

[KamaAina]

75. SWDM, late 30's, seeks corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber,

no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagon. Democratic Convention delegate, or other committed progressive, preferred. Absolutely NO Ann Coulter fans!

Come with me and we'll have the "Party" of a lifetime! Reply to Box 23, Ann Coulter is a Raving Fascist Maniac Bldg., Honolulu.

:-)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

76. She'sNot Worth My Time....

[CBHagman]

78. Why was USA Today offering her a column in the first place?

She's not a journalist of any sort. She's hardly mainstream. Why, in the name of all that's sacred and holy, was McPaper offering her a platform? Is there anything resembling a respectable editor at that place?