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Where I work, I have a couple of bosses that I report directly to. One is a sane, reasonable guy... the other is a Republican.
I watched Bill Clinton's speech last night at the Democratic Convention. I missed everyone else because I had been out (kinda disappointed about that, too). But Clinton, I thought, was phenomenal. I recognized piece of his earlier "Send Me" speech, and was excited when he was pointing out the differences between the parties, especially when he spoke about the harmful Bush tax cuts.
Every morning, my Republican boss corners me in my office, where he blathers on about God-knows-what for about 45 minutes to an hour, on average. Often, politics come up, and I always end up with painful bite-marks on my tongue.
Today marks the first time I almost unleashed on the guy.
He started talking about Bill Clinton's convention speech. "Yeah, Bill Clinton was up there talking about how everybody wants to give up their tax cuts... but not me. I'll keep mine. He was telling everyone that he was going to pick their pockets and steal all their money and they were cheering because they're a bunch of idiots. He says, I'm gonna steal all your money, and they all say YAAAY!"
He was saying this very loudly. Then he continues, "Yeah, they don't get that the problem isn't the tax cut, the problem is that the Democrats want to redistribute the wealth and take my money away so they can give it to poor people who don't pay taxes. Not me, I want to keep my money. You just cut the size of the government in half and then keep looking for ways to save money -- leave my money alone. You can start by getting rid of that worthless Department of Education and leave it up to local communities to be responsible for schools like it should be."
He stops and is grinning broadly, very pleased with himself. Then he looks at me, and although I normally can hide my disgust with his political rants, this time I'm setting him on fire with my eyes. He says, "You agree, right?"
I leaned back and pretended to contemplate. "Do I agree with what? A single word of anything you just said? No."
He says, "I know you don't. But these Democrats are so stupid with their wealth redistribution... they just want to take money from people like me and give it to people who only file taxes so they can cash in and get all the credits and I'm the one paying for them. The Democrats say that I'm rich but I didn't know I had a mansion. And they're all cheering Bill Clinton who was telling them that he was going to rob them blind and they're all saying YAAAY!"
Some things my boss doesn't know:
#1 - He makes decent money, and certainly more than I do, but he is not in the top 1% category with Bill Clinton. Nobody would probably call him rich, but he is comfortably middle-class.
#2 - Bill Clinton isn't going to do anything, because Bill Clinton isn't running for office.
#3 - If he continues to bring up politics at work, one of these days I'm not going to be able to restrain myself and I'm going to knock him upside the head with every single plank of the Democratic Party. (Out of fear of retribution, I have not done this yet. I need my job, I can't afford to be unemployed in Bush's economy.)
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