This is the bit Gore took out of his Speech

[Hutzpa]

Gore "Bush is like a drunk who have lost his key and is looking under the table for his keys", knowing fully well where the keys are, then someone asked him, what are you looking for under the table? he replied (Bush) my keys, then the stranger said how can you be looking for your keys under the table when they are over there" because I want to look under the table.

Gore "these are Bush's policy to wards Iraq" a complete drunk course.

hahahahah...


:bounce:


Did anyone heard about this?

[Wind Dancer]

1. Link?

[redqueen]

2. That's ridiculous

Where did that come from?

[Hutzpa]

5. comment form Tim Russert on MSNBC last night n/t

[redqueen]

8. Why does anyone believe anything these people say?

I mean, I believe the things that can be verified... but given their record on outright LYING (about Gore, the Clinton's, etc.)... they should be given no quarter... and if it can't be verified, it's better to just ignore the BS.

[NYCGirl]

3. And old joke, but you really blew the punchine...

It's:

"If you lost your keys over there, why are you looking under the table?"

"Because the light here is better." (rimshot)


That's the punchline.

[soothsayer]

4. I use this joke all the tiime to explain Iraq (with the right punchline...

...of course). Glad he took it out if he was going to butcher it.

[NYCGirl]

6. BTW, I don't believe for a moment it was in the speech. (eom)

NT

[russian33]

7. variation of an old joke we had in Russia too...

..Brezhnev decided to send men to the Sun, after Americans landed on the moon...'But Leonid Ilyich, it's so hot there!'...'Don't worry, we'll send them up at night'