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Tue Jul-27-04 03:22 PM
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My dream lineup of speakers for the RNC!!! Add yours here! |
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Edited on Tue Jul-27-04 03:24 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight
1. Ann Coulter on Islam 2. Michael Savage on anything 3. Rick Santorum (CONFIRMED!!!) 4. Rush Limbaugh on the dangers of drug abuse 5. Bill O'Reilly on how he feels about liberals (spit guard needed for teleprompter) 6. Pat Buchanan on "the gays and how they are destroying American culture" 7. Jenna bush on the importance of non-verbal language when dealing with alcoholic fathers 8. Of course, bush himself.....for three HOURS (goo ga freedom goo ga terror goo ga freedom goo ga terror)
Any other suggestions?
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:23 PM
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1. Eric Cartman discussing "hippies" |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:23 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:25 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:26 PM
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4. Former Comedian Dennis Miller? |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:30 PM
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how did I forget that very unfunny man?
And he should definitely be booked AS a comedian, so people expect him to be funny!
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:27 PM
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Newt Gingrinch should discuss the 'sanctity of marriage' and how to skip |
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out on your child support payments, and many other 'family values' related topics.
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:27 PM
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5. Michael Reagan on the value of Honest Family Relationships |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:27 PM
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6. George W Bush on nuke-a-ler proliferation and |
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In addition to Pat Buchanan, the Rev. Jerry Falwell to highlight the important parts of Buchanan's speech.
Sam Brownshirt on separation of church & state (isn't he the guy that lives in some sort of church-subsidized home in DC?)
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:30 PM
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Discussing his plan to block out the sun and his other plan to "slant-drill" oil all over the planet.
Eeeexcellent!
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:30 PM
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8. Paul Wolfowitz on personal grooming tips... |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:31 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:31 PM
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11. Robert Novak on National Security |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:31 PM
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12. Adolph H. - "The Virtues of Strong, Pre-Emptive Foreign Policy" |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:37 PM
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17. Think they could convince Satan to let him out of Hell? |
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I'm sure if they let Grandpa Prescott come up with him, he could translate it from the original German.
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:39 PM
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19. They have a "red phone" for just such occasions. |
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A direct line to the Horned One.
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:32 PM
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13. Katharine Harris on Voting Rights |
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Anthony Scalia on Judicial ethics Clarence Thomas on women's issues Jack! Ryan on the sanctity of marriage Trent Lott on race relations Lynne Cheney on writing lesbian western novels as a path to self-actualization
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:43 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:33 PM
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14. John Ashcroft on civil rights |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:34 PM
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15. Ken Lay on Corporate Responsibility and or Energy Policy |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:35 PM
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Speaking about how GOP stands for "God's Only Party"
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:39 PM
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18. Condi Rice on the Importance of Everyone Learning to Read |
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-Rush Limbaugh will speak on family values and the institution of marriage -Pat Robertson will speak about Jesus Christs’ desire for peace on earth -Michael Savage will give a lecture on respectful discourse in a free society -Sean Hannity will speak on “the objectivity of the human race” -Bill Bennett will speak live from Las Vegas concerning the moral decay of our society -John Ashcroft will speak eloquently about the virtues of the 1st amendment -A yet un-named Republican will speak about how bad secondary public education is bad and we need to quit spending money on these terrible teachers and the bureaucracy who have no accountability. -Another yet un-named Republican will then ask those same terrible teachers and the bureaucracy who have no accountability to promote our religious values. -Larry Craig will speak on the benefits of ozone depletion -Tom DeLay will promote the idea that pollution does not exist and for a prop, he will find the nearest lake with signs posted that say “Do Not Swim Here because the water is polluted with toxins”, and take a dive. -Dick Armey will speak about how the Government has few responsibilities: One of which is to protect, promote and even invest in the private enterprise system. -Ann Coulter will speak on feminism and civil discourse among different religions -Jame Inhofe will speak about the prison system -Saxby Chambliss will speak of his time serving in the US Military and the virtues of war -JC Watts will speak about children born out of wedlock.
-Jack Ryan will serve as “entertainment coordinator.” -Arnold Swaztikanegger will host the female delegates -Helen Chenowith will host the male delegates -CNN will serve as Main Media Coordinator in conjunction with FoxNews
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:40 PM
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with his forecast for the impending Apocalypse.
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:41 PM
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22. Saddam Hussein on the Importance of the UN |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:42 PM
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23. David Duke on cultural diversity and the American melting pot (eom) |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:43 PM
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Abbe Hoffman to discuss how we can beat drug tests The Grateful Dead including Jerry Garcia opening the convention with Cosmic Charlie because this is my dream Rush Lamebrain in a debate with Micheal Moore about American Morals A nude forum of Brad Pitt discussing the History of Politics in the U.S. with Johnny Depp (again my dream) Albert Einstein to explain why governments are totally insane to build up stock piles of NUKES Bobby Kennedy to speak about anything because we need to be reminded of the dreams our nation once had Of course when the National At hem is sung, have Jimi Hendrix play it instead John Stewart, Chris Rock & Al Frankin to discuss all the important points of the convention :hippie:
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:44 PM
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26. Osama bin Laden on Bush family values. |
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The Anthrax Mailer on the virtue of fear.
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:46 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:46 PM
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28. Jeff Sessions of Alabama - U.S. Senator |
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On how wonderful junior is and the tough job he's doing so well.
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:47 PM
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29. William Bennet on how to be a virtuos asshole and gamble away your $ |
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from your grandkids trust funds.
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:49 PM
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30. Ari Fleischer on Free Speech |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:52 PM
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32. Wolf Blitzer, Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson on Liberal Media Bias |
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:52 PM
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on the separation of church and state
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Tue Jul-27-04 03:58 PM
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35. John Cornyn on making your Box turtle happy... |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:00 PM
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Phyllis Schlaffly orating on the advances made in women's rights.
Karen Hughes' speech on the Democrats obsession with Clinton, pointing out that Reagan was in fact God.
Dr. Laura on biblical factoids of Republican Supremecy.
Barbara Olsen (recently ressurected from hell) to once again point out that no Republican has ever received oral stimulation in the Oval Office, or ever will, thereby saving our children from having to hear about it 24/7 on the news.
Dan Quayle on the importance of education.
Murphy Brown on the importance of Dan Quayle's education.
Laura Bush on the importance of driver's education.
Chief Justice Rhenquist on the danger of decisions passed by liberal appointed judges, and the need for more conservative judges to be appointed to further the conservative point of view that can't be legally initiated.
<can't help it> Rush speaking on the importance of cheaper prescription medications for our seniors... and others in need.
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38. ChickenHawks on veteran's benefits - BUSH, CHENEY, WOLFIE |
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