Which advisers are in Crawford with Dubya ??

[kentuck]

Are Rove and Karen Hughes down there? Is Cheney down there? Or Rumsfeld or Powell? Does anyone know who's telling George what to do while he's vacationing?

[Blue-Jay]

1. I betcha Brown Sugar is down there with him.

:D

[lapfog_1]

Yup, Ms. "my hus.. The President"

has been there for most of the trip.

I still think that either Laura or KindaSleezy has built a
dungeon somewhere on the ranch, and these bike and pretzel things
are just a ruse to explain why he looks so beat up after every
trip to "the ranch".

Maybe it's just Condi, in her complete "vulcan" outfit, doing a
number on *, while Laura ignores them (wouldn't want to disturb
HER beautiful mind either).

[bo44]

2. The guy in charge of push starting him and his bike missed the trip

Although I am sure there is a whole army of BFEE bloodsukkkers their to prepare him for his fractured soundbite tour.

[bossfish]

3. Probably..

the Joker
the Riddler
the Penguin
and Mr Freeze

[Protected]

4. ABC News early this morning said he had

a video conference with Condi Rice, Tom Ridge, and others yesterday.

[gratuitous]

5. Jack and Jim for sure

That's Mr. Daniels and Mr. Beam. I hear Mr. Walker will be there, too. Nothing like seeing an old friend like Johnny, is there Mr. Bush?