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Tue Jul-27-04 04:40 PM
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What line of work should Bush go into when he leaves office in January? |
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He's still a young man, only 58. What should he do with the rest of his life?
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:41 PM
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1. he likes looking for bugs, he could join Tom DeLay in the |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:41 PM
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at the local Federal Penitentiary.
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:38 PM
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62. A - FREAKING - MEN - eom |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:41 PM
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3. Member of a chain gang? |
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Model for orange jumpsuits and silver bracelets?
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:44 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:05 PM
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34. Clever...I like Cheney Gang! |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:42 PM
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Bwahahahahahaha! The Bush Family doesn't "work"! Unless you call thievery "work."
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:43 PM
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5. I picture him in an orange jumpsuit on a prison gang clearing |
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brush from alongside the road.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:44 PM
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7. Exactly my thougth. And he already has enough experience |
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Wed Jul-28-04 01:51 AM
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:44 PM
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6. Trailer hitch polisher |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:56 PM
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22. Yeah, he can start with mine... |
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But shouldn't the title be, "Which Mental Ward should * check into after he leaves office?"
I'd like to see him cleaning out freeper porta potties, myself.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:58 PM
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28. * in 5 points screaming for Karl and Mama while the needle sinks in |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:44 PM
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9. hard labor in the Leavenworth laundry |
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he's illiterate so he's unsuited for the cushier prison jobs.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:44 PM
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10. If he doesn't go to prison.... |
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I hope he takes up bike riding full time.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:44 PM
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11. Kindergarten teacher - he'll never leave the classroom. |
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Wed Jul-28-04 02:02 AM
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70. Kindergarten teacher? |
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I don't think he's smart enough for that.
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Wed Jul-28-04 03:37 PM
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79. "My Pet Goat" can be read every day. he loves that book. |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:44 PM
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12. Why do you think he's been mountain-biking like there's no tomorrow? |
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He plans on being the next Lance Armstrong, after Lance retires. They're starting him on mountain bikes and making a slow transition to one of those fancy French models post-November.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:46 PM
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15. He can read to children of his fellow inmates |
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during visits.
It's about the only thing he's truly qualified for...though the same 2 books may get tiresome after a while
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Wed Jul-28-04 09:21 AM
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76. Kindergarten student? |
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Maybe Dad can get him in as a legacy admit
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:47 PM
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George W. Bush should pick up where Dr. Jack Kevorkian left off.
Bush should market and test Dr. Death's machine on members of his former administration.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:48 PM
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17. If he thinks about it |
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long enough, he may come to the conclusion that it is best to do nothing. Everything he has attempted has been a total failure, and eventually even a chimp is bound to learn.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:49 PM
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The one job he may actually be good at and if he isn't no one will really care: baseball commissioner.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:01 PM
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40. I don't know about that.... |
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Not only would the Yankees be able to build even more of a corporation than they already have, but Steinbrenner would probably convince commissioner Junior that other baseball teams are hiding WMD's in their outfield and the dumb son of a bitch will be invading stadiums all over America
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:53 PM
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19. He should be a professional Guinea Pig |
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They could try a brain implant on him.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:54 PM
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for an East Texas minor league baseball team. He's has hopes for the third baseline stool but will settle for any opening. He'll even agree mow the grass for beer and hot dogs. Boy, he will be bummed out when he discovers they use real chalk on the baselines.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:57 PM
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Edited on Tue Jul-27-04 04:57 PM by name not needed
He's already Rove's bitch.
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Wed Jul-28-04 12:31 AM
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63. I thought that was Cheney's role? |
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Wed Jul-28-04 01:54 AM
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69. ROTFLMBAO.....I honestly believe that this is the best job for Bush |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:56 PM
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24. How about he teaches tap dancing... |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:57 PM
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Edited on Tue Jul-27-04 05:06 PM by Paradise
edit: no offense to any du goat men, or goat women, for that matter. :silly:
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:57 PM
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26. Night shift manager at the local KFC |
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Although that might be a bit too demanding for his abilities.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:57 PM
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27. Micky Dee's - fry cook |
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:58 PM
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29. Unfortunately, he will probably become Baseball Commissioner. . . |
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and sit on his ever-growing ass, pickin' his nose and pontificating mindlessly, happy as snot on suede to lord it over everyone in his little fiefdom. Regretably, that's most likely what he'll end up doing, all our fervent wishes notwithstanding.
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:58 PM
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30. Bush should work in a funeral home |
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since he's good at killing people!
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:01 PM
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31. He's not too old to go to Iraq to fight. |
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He's sending people older than himself. Why shouldn't we send him?
With no security, of course.
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:04 PM
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will buy him another little oil company. He'll then fleece the investors and go bankrupt. He's got plenty of experience.
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:04 PM
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33. CRASH TEST DUMMY for bicycle helmets. |
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:46 PM
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35. Scraping the elephant... |
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shit off the bottom of circus clown shoes.
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:48 PM
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36. Do what he's been doing all along |
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:49 PM
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37. Towel Boy at the Mustang Ranch |
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And if that's too challenging for him, there's always a talk show on Fox.
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:55 PM
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One of his rethug predecessors as Texas governor Bill Clements advocated that as a way of building character in the prison population.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:04 PM
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His rightful place at the world's feet.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:04 PM
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42. I'm still grinning that you said he's still a young man at 58! |
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At almost 49, I have to say :yourock:
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:14 PM
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44. Lifetime Governor of Eye-raq since he loves |
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the poor Eye-raqis sooo muuuch!!!
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:14 PM
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out of larger ones.
I know that's not what's going to happen. So let's give him a job he's suited for... Commissioner of Major League Baseball. He'd have no real power. No real responsibility. All he'd have to do is photo ops and sound bites.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:18 PM
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46. Picking up land mines that were left behind. |
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Edited on Tue Jul-27-04 06:19 PM by randr
Actually, something for the whole family to do.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:19 PM
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47. Picking up trash on the side of the road wearing |
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a orange vest with prison system printed boldly on the back.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:20 PM
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48. Diving Into The Swimming Pool........* |
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Dive into the Swimming Pool and wish for Thursday to come so they would put water in the Pool.....*
Meanwhile, Barbara will cut the toilet seat in half when she hears her Half-Ass son is coming home!!
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:20 PM
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49. Homeless bum, blacklisted from every corporation. |
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He does nothing but ruin everything he touches.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:25 PM
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50. Work? When has he ever worked? nm |
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:28 PM
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since he enjoys killing so much.
Trouble is he is totally incompetent. He'd constantly be attacking the wrong person.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:32 PM
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53. Become a dog pooper scooper upper |
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In NYC where "libruls" can spit on him as he walks by with his bag full of shit.
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:45 PM
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54. Kerry could create a cabinet level position for him. |
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Secretary of the INFERIOR!
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Tue Jul-27-04 06:55 PM
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Just because he loses the WH in November doesn't mean he has to step down from the Dominionist throne. There's much work to be done and God says he will arise again...
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:02 PM
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56. He seems well suited for a slaughter house job. |
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:12 PM
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57. Assisting his lawyers with his defense should be a fulltime job. nt |
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:14 PM
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58. Nothing at all !! He did bulshits enough like that |
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:16 PM
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59. Busting rocks on a chain gang. |
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:30 PM
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61. Whatever it is, like everything else in his pathetic life, |
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Wed Jul-28-04 12:33 AM
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He wants to start making new nukes, so why not use him as a nuclear-test-dummy at Ground Zero for the next test?
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Wed Jul-28-04 12:34 AM
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65. Repent, and beg his God and the People to forgive his sorry butt! n/t |
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Wed Jul-28-04 01:46 AM
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a Wal Mart Greeter or a "catcher" for Benny Hinn. Could also see him as a host on one of the shopping networks selling velvet portraits of Jesus to the repuke faithful.
However, given his low IQ and the humiliating defeat that awaits him, I think he'll just slink back to the ranch and dig for bugs.
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Wed Jul-28-04 04:03 PM
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81. WHEW!! Thanks LDA, I was afraid there wasn't going to be a Mall-Wart |
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greeter post! Although I did expect to see a half-dozen or so posts of the picture of bush* as greeter, so we may be slipping. Focus people, focus!
I admit I don't have it either, so I'm off to grab it.
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Wed Jul-28-04 01:50 AM
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67. Let's put it this way. Bush is not good enough to wipe my shit ass! n/t |
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Wed Jul-28-04 02:04 AM
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just go f* themselves at an undisclosed location.
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Wed Jul-28-04 09:19 AM
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75. An undisclosed location? |
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Is that a euphemism for another euphemism, "Where the sun don't shine"?
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77. What kind of work rehabilitation programs do they have in the Hague? |
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Wed Jul-28-04 09:31 AM
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78. Who gives a rat's ass? |
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As long as we never have to see or hear from him or his posse of freaks again, send them all back to the obscurity they so richly deserve!
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that's what Homer Simpson said his dream job was
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