Mary Matalin sez Dick Cheney is "the thinking woman's version of sexy"

[thebigidea]

"cool and chilled out"



I thought we could all use a sharp moment of nausea. Carry on.

[Hobarticus]

1. <speechless>

[thebigidea]

4. I wonder what Carville makes of that.

Maybe she has a bald fetish.

[Hobarticus]

28. Mary's sleepin' on the couch tonight, is what Carville makes of that!

Those two crack me up. If anyone doubts that marriage can't work, somehow someway, they need to look at those two.

[Pachamama]

47. Obviously she isn't a thinking woman if she makes a comment about

FUCheney like that...

I still never will get the Carville/Matlin marriage...he's so fiery, I just can't imagine him not giving her a mouthful about FUCheney...

[GreenPartyVoter]

98. Heehee. I thought the same thing! *lol*

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[lottie244]

105. Actually, Cheney looks like a pervert to me.

I wouldn't trust him alone with my kid.

[liveoaktx]

2. Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahah- sharp moment of hilarity!

[Booster]

7. Well, although I love the guy,

she is married to the raggin cajun, so what the Hell does she know about sexy?

[Renew Deal]

3. lol

That's gotta be the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

[Liberal Christian]

5. Nah, I'm a thinking woman and here's "sexy"

Patrick Stewart
Colin Firth
John Edwards
Wes Clark
John Kerry (in a patrician sort of way)

and, after tonight

Barack Obama!!!!!

[BloodyWilliam]

83. INDEED!

Patrick Stewart = SEXY.

Too bad he's like 3 times my age.

JK isn't sexy these days though, sorry.

[Sparkly]

6. I'm normally quite tolerant about other people's sexual preferences

but that's just sick! :puke:

[BayouBengal07]

10. Oh yeah

Greed and shifty business connections are sexy.

I'd like to see HIS Patriot missile :P

[thebigidea]

14. Dick Cheney - the very name just oozes raw sensuality.

[shanti]

56. would't he and

ann the man make a great couple? :evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

76. Well, it oozes something, anyway

Not sure about the sensuality, raw or cooked.

[FrankBooth]

8. Time for Mary to retire

she has seriously lost it.

[blueblitzkrieg]

9. This is my favorite 'sexy Cheney' look.

Just kidding. The man is rancid. :puke:

[yardwork]

25. Maybe Mary's into S&M

with a Nazi theme.

[Tom Kitten]

11. he is sexy....

in a Jabba the Hut sort of way!

[Blue-Jay]

12. Well....She DID marry this guy:

I love Carville, but he's not what anyone would call "Sexy".

[shanti]

58. oh no.....

poor woman is deranged.

[mountainvue]

13. There goes my dinner.

Thanks Mary.

[flamingyouth]

15. He's about as sexy as a serious case of food poisoning

and its aftereffects. :puke:

[Cleita]

16. Did she really say that?

I can't imagine her hubby James Carville really being happy about that. Cheney reminds me of the creepy guy in a suit that I once had to work for, who leered at me, and whom I thought I would slash my wrists before THAT. No offense to Lynne. I'm sure she knows what deal she struck.

[thebigidea]

19. Yup. Dennis Miller smiled in response.

His wife always puzzled me... they seemed so bizzare when being interview together recently on CSPAN...

[kwolf68]

17. LMAO

Sexy? FU Dick?

They want to go head to head with us on the looks of the Veeps? Be my guest.

[glitch]

18. how the hell would she know?

Did she ask a thinking woman?

[Cheswick2.0]

46. Ding ding...you get the award for best response of the thread!

good one!

[devinsgram]

68. Good reply!

[louis c]

106. Ya, a chimp that thinks he's a woman

[Media_Lies_Daily]

20. How many shares of Halliburton stock did she get for that comment?...

....she's coin-operated just like the rest of the rightwing shills.

[merh]

21. That just goes to prove that the repukes are not normal, nor do

they think like normal folks. Any one with intelligence can see that F'U is an evil, twisted man with a heart the size of a BB. And that is just his personality. His looks :puke: are not anything to write home about. In fact, he is pretty disgusting in appearance and personality. :puke:

She has lost her mind!

[thebigidea]

22. oh, but that snarly-sneer he has is soooo endearing.

How can you not be attracted to a man who speaks from one corner of his mouth, from behind the curtain, from within the bunker?

[Kool Kitty]

41. From within a bunker?

Well, it worked for Eva Braun. :puke:

Mary said "Cool and chilled-out"? Yeah, like a corpse.

[ronabop]

23. Well...

Some women like sneering, angry, foul mouthed, bald guys?

More power to 'em.

-Bop

[Robin Hood]

24. OMG!! Matlin and Cheney had an affair.

That's why she had to leave his side. They knew that their freaky love could not go on.

[WindRavenX]

26. NASTY.

:puke: :puke:
If Cheney is sexy, I fear for life.

[meow2u3]

27. Thinking woman's sexy? :puke:

as in "I think I'm gonna throw up :puke: at the very thought that any women can fathom f**k Cheney as "sexy."

[efhmc]

29. If that thinking woman is into satanic worship, sure, it makes sense.

[flamingyouth]

30. "sex" and "dick cheney" in one sentence

I seriously just had to take an antacid. That's what this thread has done to me.:scared:

[DemBones DemBones]

31. You know, I'm pretty old but not old enough

to think a sneering old bald guy is sexy.


Do you realize Kerry is only two years younger than Cheney? And it's not just the hair that makes Kerry look younger.

[Sparkly]

32. Is he "cool and chilled out" cuz he's a reptile, or cuz he's half dead?

[napi21]

33. I'm interested in all sexy guys, but Cheney? YUCKKKKK

Just puting his name in the same sentence as the word sexy makes me SICK!

[thebigidea]

36. I guess this is their tactic to deal with the Edwards contrast...

... they'll just repeat how Cheney is sexy over and over again, and eventually people will believe it.

Hell, it worked with the Saddam/Al-Qaeda thing.

[devilgrrl]

34. Yeah Mary, you keep telling yourself that.

:eyes: Kee-rist!!! :eyes:

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

35. if you call having a coronary during climax sexy

then sure, whatever you say, mary

[Djinn]

37. only if "thinking"

now means blind and morally bankrupt. did she really say it without winking?

[PurityOfEssence]

38. I guess that's what ya call "WHOREWELLIAN"

Even high-torque gyroscopic spinmeisters should know when to avoid certain topics. These guys (and gals) would have you think feces are ambrosia and torture is love, and Winston Smith is in the crosshairs as we speak.

This guy's about as sexy as a male version of Roz, the dispatcher in "Monsters, Inc."

Mr. Potter. Don't know who said it, but it's an image that sticks.

Can't wait 'til October 5th...

[Cleita]

40. LOLOLOL

Whorewellian! Perfect!

[left is right]

39. More like the brain dead woman's idea of sexy

[Missy Vixen]

42. Poor Corporal Cueball

I've met James Carville. I couldn't figure out the attraction, either, but he's really, really charismatic.

In a related story, Mary Matalin just destroyed whatever bit of credibility she may have had before uttering the above quote about Crash Cart.

Julie

[sendero]

How Carville...

... can be with that shrivelled harpy is beyond me. I just don't get it.

[Chovexani]

101. The sex must be out of this world

That's the only thing I can come up with...

[sendero]

102. But that's what perplexes me...

... I just don't see how it could be :)

[carpetbagger]

43. Must refer to the defibrillator going off at the right time.

I've been told that people in contact with such folk at the moment of their evasion of death get a bit of a harmless shock.

I guess that means harmless, but scintillating to the discriminating connoisseur.

[CaTeacher]

44. I don't know--this could be true---

maybe Repug women like foul mouthed jerks? If they find that sexy--who am I to criticize?

[Elidor]

97. It just goes to show what Cheney has to do for a hard-on.

He's like Frankenstein's monster - ya gotta hit him with some serious amps. I bet he wants all the lights out, too, and a red phone blinking nearby with all the rockets ready to go.

[dignan27]

45. more like the 'what the hell are you thinking' woman's version of sexy

[truth2power]

48. Is she off her meds??? n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

49. Yeah, he's a thinking woman's idea of sexy

for those women who have no brains....
(yes I am a female, and I reserve the right to say this)

[mark11727]

50. What, you mean bald, snarling, and foulmouthed ain't SEXY...?

</snark>

[AP]

51. Dick Cheney is the blind, deaf woman's version of sexy.

[opihimoimoi]

52. Its time to forget Mary, or, There is something seriously wrong about Mary

nuff said.... 86 the bitch

[drdtroit]

53. The ideal Repub womans man

Filthy rich and one foot in the grave!

[Kinkistyle]

62. LOL! Exactly what I was thinking. Gold-digger's jackpot!

Which is what repug women are, btw.

[lachattefolle]

54. Thanks for starting this thread

It's hard to believe any woman could actually say what she did, but she IS a repug.
Thanks to all who have written such hiliarious responses. I haven't had such fun in awhile.
If this is the best *face* of the GOP, we've won!!!

[shanti]

55. umm, no

:puke:

[rooboy]

57. With Dick at least the battery is included... n/t

[lcooksey]

59. Ew!

:puke:

[Shopaholic]

60. Not if he were the last man on earth and

there were no more batteries.

[porphyrian]

61. That's just fucking disgusting. - n/t

[lapislzi]

63. If she's not using her husband, I'll take him

I've had a thing for Carville for years.

[onecent]

64. Well I needed a good laugh this morning!

Unbelievable what people will spew when they are desperate.

[MaineDem]

65. Not this thinking woman!

Ewwwwwwww

What are you smokin', Mary???

[Wednesdays]

66. Mary Matalin sez Dick Cheney is "the thinking woman's version of sexy"

Yeah, you have to think awful hard to consider him the least bit sexy, LOL!

[devinsgram]

67. You have got to be kidding

He is the most unsexy man alive.

[wishlist]

69. Don Imus said to her that Cheney looks like he's lying and scares him

She is going to bat for Dick- says she helps write his speeches.

She blames the media for bad impressions of Cheney!

Imus asked her what happened to the reconstituted nuclear program Cheney alleged Saddam had. Her answer was half a sentence about 1991 around the first Gulf War, then she immediately changed the topic to accuse Kerry of taking two stands about that war too.

Imus is talking to her about how Michael Moore clobbered O'REilly last night

[Scagbearer]

70. I agree

[GiovanniC]

71. Do You Mean "DITTO"?

That post-count is just a flyin', with all those "I agree" posts. You should be careful not to just say, "I agree" to threads like "Mary Says Dick Cheney is a Thinking Woman's Version of Sexy".

You might get outed for what you are.

[thebigidea]

74. Well, please elaborate... sing the praises of Cheney!

Do tell, do tell: just how is this man "sexy"?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

72. Folks, she was misquoted.

She clearly said 'The drinking woman's version of sexy'.

[Eurobabe]

73. if that's what thinking entails, I want no part of it!

[spooky3]

77. LOL! Maybe not...Repug women's "thinking" could mean

"scheming", as in "let's do the math...how many billions is he worth...how many years do you suppose he has left?"

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

75. Oh geez

I DID just eat a yogurt and I HAVEN'T been feeling well lately.

And just the name Mary Matalin makes me feel like hurling. A few months ago, she'd show up on Meet the Press with Tim Russert and her hubby and she'd keep yammering on about how "Democrats just want change for change sake". First, I thought that was one of the WEAKEST arguments I had EVER heard, secondly, uh no, honey, we want change because what we have now SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ick.

As for Dick, he can go Cheney himself. A lot. Repeatedly.

[kayell]

78. Mary Matalin sez thinking women are into necrophilia

Cool and chilled out indeed. *shudder*

[hatrack]

79. Not sexy - a malignant Don Knotts, at best

At least, in terms of sex appeal.

[tom_paine]

80. The Thinking Woman of Germany 1933, maybe...

[Fleshdancer]

81. Is this a sick joke??!!!??

Maybe she meant "blind woman" instead of "thinking woman"?? Psychotic woman would work too I guess.

And cool? Well with a heart that refuses to beat on its own, I could see how he would be cool to the touch perhaps?

It's time for me to stop thinking about this. I need to move on to the next thread before I get sick.

[BloodyWilliam]

82. That is the best photo ever.

I just want to play the Shaft theme after seeing it.

But I can't, because I'm LAUGHING TOO FUCKING HARD.

[Selwynn]

84. Dear Jesus, PLEASE LET Jon Stewart pick this up tonight... LOL

[West Coast Democrat]

85. Matalin proves she's not a "thinking woman".........

[redqueen]

86. No way

She cannot really believe that.

Not even Republicans I know think that. They think he's a snarling anchor saint George is dragging around because he's so 'loyal'. But they sure don't call him 'sexy'.

:crazy:

[OnionPatch]

87. All I can say is....

Eeeeeewwwww! :puke:

[Th1onein]

88. Cheney reminds me of a grub worm.

Fat, white, and slimy.

[samsingh]

89. how does Carville stand Matalin

she is a disgusting shrill woman. there is nothing pleasant about her.

[samsingh]

90. how does Carville stand Matalin

she is a disgusting shrill woman. there is nothing pleasant about her.

[progressivebydesign]

91. I THINK I'm gonna hurl!! Does that make me a thinking woman? N/T

[mumon]

92. More like the necrophiliac's version

I mean, the THRILL of having sex with a dead person!

(And with Cheney, any nookie could make him do a Nelson Rockefeller)

[dissention]

93. Matalin thinks Cheney is sexy?

She needs to be reminded that beastiality is illegal in the United States.

[put out]

94. The thinking woman's version of sexy.

Oh no.

I am a thinking woman. I don't give a shit about bald, about overweight, about money, about any of that stuff.

I give a shit about being greedy, mean, and duplicitous. About lying and refusing to step up and take responsibility for decisions you made (I had other priorities). About refusing to take responsibility for sending our country's children on an errand designed to line your very own pockets.

I could not care less about any man's appearance. But, I want a man to be a real man, with all the wonderful qualities a real man has. FUCheney ain't it.

She must be out of her, um, thinking skills.

Sexy.

[skygazer]

95. Stunned silence

I suppose if that woman is thinking about the dead skunk out by the garbage can, Cheney might seem sexy by comparison...

.....nahhhhhh......

I'll still take the skunk...

[Demonaut]

96. rolf, body...going..into contortions....both ends want to expel contents

non-thinking women are his preference, especially warm corpses

[Sugarbleus]

99. Bwaaahahahahahahhahh *puking here* n/t

[BlackVelvetElvis]

100. My very republican sister thinks Cheney IS sexy!

I can't believe she's the child of two VERY pro-labor dems!

[SoCalDem]

103. Maybe if that woman is "thinking" of throwing herself off a bridge

..

[Donkeyboy75]

104. That analogy is spot-on.

Men tend to find thin women attractive. And both Dick Cheney's intellect and arguments are about as thin as they come. In fact, I'd go so far as to say he is an intellectual Kate Moss.