Look What I Found In Freeperland!!! LOL!!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

"looks.. Class.. BREEDING... The Picture of a Lady!"

Yeah, Lady and the Tramp.. more like. "Breeding?" What is she, Pickles the show dog?

"Looks..." (brraak!)
"Class..." (yeah, how about driver's ed class)
"Breeding.." (Breeding. Always Breeding. What else are you women good for, if not breeding? Must breed. In fact, we'll place John Ashcroft inside your uterus to MAKE SURE you're breeding!)

[BloodyWilliam]

1. Huh? Breeding?

Breeding?

So... what the hell does that mean?

[Warren DeMontague]

5. It means you sit there until you're called on for womb duty. n/t

[DulceDecorum]

31. Enough already

[never_get_over_it]

79. Breeding

means you come from the right stock - which I doubt Laura did - you know like a pedigree

[oasis]

30. Check out the twins. A classic case of inbreeding.

:pals:

[HFishbine]

74. She'd do well

at the Westminster show, I guess.

[jmowreader]

99. It's something only the filthy rich worry about

When you're filthy rich and your parents decide it's time for you to start perpetuating the family line, they will look at all of their equally-rich friends' children to find one who would be "suitable" for you to marry. One that has just the right genes, parentage, and so on to produce the kinds of heirs that will be a credit to the family name.

Which explains all the low foreheads and divorces among the children of the filthy rich.

Trust me on something: letting your kid pick his or her own mate works a hell of a lot better.

[BayouBengal07]

2. Their first lady

Looks like a wax figure and talks like you put a quarter in the slot and she quips "Gawsh, all this talk about politics is giving me the vapahs!"

[madrchsod]

3. laura is a hick

from texas..uneducated and subservent to her man-the perfect republican wife

[Mizmoon]

102. Laura has a masters

in library science.

[DemWitch]

4. Poor Pickles

i just love that Xanax induced Stepford wife 1000 mile stare... If I was married to BushCo. I would be doing some seriuos meds myself... And besides... I bet Pickles has a potty mouth anyway... just not advertised...

[slutticus]

6. Breeding?!?!?!?!?

:wtf:


What the fuck does that mean?


ROTFLMAO.....holy shit....that's too much.

[Scooter24]

12. They couldn't use brains...

so they went with another "B" word -- probably a word that George spews often.

In January, she is going back to teaching kids about the Dewey Decimal System, probably the only subject she knows well. Oh boy!

[Charlie Brown]

27. It means they prefer good ol caucasians

to those swarthy Mediterranean skanks (plus she talks funny)

[whistle]

41. It means 100% pure white, nooooooo color, buttermilk biscuit...

...:wtf:

[DrWeird]

7. She really creeps me out.

Like the time she killed that guy by electrocuting him with a hand buzzer.

Or that time she pulled out that really long pistol and shot down batman.

[DemWitch]

9. LMAO

[DrWeird]

14. Seriously.

She's a dead ringer.



And she really killed a guy.

[Scooter24]

17. nt

[DrWeird]

21. Sorry...

I missed that. Come again?

[DrWeird]

22. Sorry...

I missed that. Come again?

[DemWitch]

23. now, now, now...

it wasn't her fault that she downed a quart and a half of vodka tonics and then proceeded to barrel her Impala through a stop sign t-boning a classmate and turning him into a hood ornament....

[DrWeird]

26. That was really unfortunate.

Too bad she ran into that enormous vat of industrial chemicals. You'd think George could have gotten her to a better plastic surgeon, then the same guy who handles his back alley abortions.

[CatWoman]

62. ok, that's it!!!!

I'm nominating this thread as funniest...........thread...........EVAH!!!!!!!!!!

[AntiCoup2K4]

97. Wasn't just a classmate though. Ex boyfriend actually

Suppose Pickles might have been a little angry at the guy?

[tblue37]

110. Not just any old classmate, either--

but her ex-boyfriend, who was on his way to visit her, if I remember the story correctly.

[fujiyama]

37. LOL

I saw a pic of her earlier and I was reminded of the Joker.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

[jmowreader]

101. This is a recurring theme on DU

Someone on DU even did a "separated at birth--Pickles Bush and the Joker?" piece; I think it was MoPaul.

[daligirrl]

111. RFLMBAO!!!! n/t

[RodneyCK2]

8. She is a robot...

look at those eyes, nothing but bits of plastic and duct tape.

[MirrorAshes]

10. "Pickles the showdog"

hah! :evilgrin:

[Borgnine]

11. Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

CLASS, LOOKS, BREEDING....

The picture of a LADY!

[Warren DeMontague]

13. LOLLOLLOL n/t

[RodneyCK2]

16. LOL!!!

"Crap, Crap, Crap...Auhhhh, now this I like."

[opihimoimoi]

15. Not AKC Registered, Mixed Breed,

[Tight_rope]

18. And a horrible breeder at that....Bush is definitely not a stallion!

[Charlie Brown]

19. Mrs. Bush looks like a Romulan (from Star Trek)

I honestly don't intend that to be insulting, that's just my impulsive reaction to that picture. For the record, I do appreciate Mrs. B's support for libraries and the arts (the only good thing to come out of this administration).

[slutticus]

20. Is it just me or does Laura remind you..

...of that woman in the Enzyte commercials....

You know...just looking "pretty" waiting at home for her husband to come back from golf ready with a nice glass of limonade...

[DulceDecorum]

32. I thought that was

Libbey Dole.
Or maybe she is the other wife in the Enzyte commercials....

[NightOwwl]

24. Poor Laura

Her plastic surgeon pulled the right side of her face a little too tight. If it weren't for that flaw, I'm sure she could win Best in Show.

[w13rd0]

25. MY EYES! MY EYES!

DAMN YOU!

[Trekologer]

28. They couldn't find a better picture?

She looks like a plastic dummy.

[skygazer]

86. She always looks like a plastic dummy

She creeps me out, man.

[daligirrl]

114. If you peel away about 1/2 inch of synthetic skin. . .

You'll expose the gears and diodes underneath.

[dmr]

29. Only the weak and simple-minded are afraid of

strong, intelligent and compassionate women.

They can go ahead and be phony. I'll take the real thing.

[sandnsea]

33. What does she DO??

Seriously, all first ladies do SOMETHING. This woman doesn't seem to be involved in much of anything. A book fair once in a while. That's about it. I don't even dislike her, but I don't think we've had a First Lady who has done less or has been seen less. Very weird. Most people would be thrilled to be in her position and be able to speak out for something that was important to them.

[Borgnine]

35. That's why Freepers love her.

She's a rarely seen woman who stands in the shadow of her man... just the way they like them!

[Cleita]

77. Even Nancy Reagan was criticized for not standing for anything.

That's how they came up with the "Just say no" anti-drug cause for her to seem human. She didn't care about illegal drugs up until then. Nobody has critized Laura for her lack of commitment to anything. So I guess she spends most of her time sitting on her fat ass popping Prozac or whatever it is that glazes her eyes over.

[NightTrain]

34. Replace...

...the womens' photos with Cheney and Edwards, "Shove it" with "Go fuck yourself," "First Lady" with "V.P. candidate," and "lady" with "man," and then you'll really have something!

[Warren DeMontague]

40. Great Minds, obviously---

:)

[jmowreader]

104. But then you'd have to remove "breeding"!

John Edwards is the son of a workingman and his loving wife, not the product of a marriage arranged to produce just the right kind of children.

Elizabeth Edwards is an Air Force brat.

[NightTrain]

36. Hey, Laura: Does the phrase "tanning bar" mean anything to you?

If she were any whiter, she's be fluorescent, for chrissake!

[REP]

44. Hey, There

Some of us are PALE AND PROUD!

Pickles is more pasty than pale, though, and no amount of fake-bake would fix that.

[Warren DeMontague]

38. War Room Response:

[NightTrain]

39. I see you read my post!

:hi:

[elperromagico]

43. How about a Kerry/Bush version?

Looks, Class, Good Grammar: The Picture of a President.

[ronnykmarshall]

66. Excellent!

Perfect responce.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

76. That's great.

It's just what I was thinking when I saw that creepy pickles picture.

[Swamp Rat]

42. HAHAHA! "Breeding" ... more like Chud from the sewer.

I'll take Teresa ANY day over that revolting mannequin.

[rooboy]

45. Is THE JOKER America's first lady?? n/t

[jmowreader]

46. No class. Horrible looks. Bad breeding.

And she never killed anyone either.

Now THIS is what a First Lady looks like!



If Pickles had her head tilted the other way, that picture of her would be a lot better.

[0007]

50. Class begets class

Laura has inspired even her children


A well bred child of the universe, 'eh?

[ET Awful]

47. They forgot an item on their list. . . .

a history of vehicular manslaughter

[Eurobabe]

48. this is more like it...

[TheWatcher]

49. Actually THIS Is More Like It.

[Shopaholic]

51. And as an extra added bonus--Laura has killed someone!

Let's see if Teresa can top that!!!!!!

[gasperc]

52. Breeding????? They put that on the image

what nutbars,

[Warren DeMontague]

61. Yeah, I couldn't make that stuff up if I tried.

Talk about parodying themselves without realizing it.

Mind-boggling.

[callous taoboy]

53. My republican brother

uses the term "good breeding" all of the time. He selected a wife based on this, supposedly, but she is a liar and he has had a few surprises.
Her uncle, for example, likes to hang out at this cabin on a river in Georgia. He and his buddies like to get out there, hang up a bunch of confederate flags to intimidate the "niggers" fishing on the river. I'm not making this up. Also, a few years back he discovered that she was secretly funnelling money out of their account to some televangelist in L.A. BTW, he used to be a long-haired, Frank Zappa listening freak. Now that is good breeding!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

59. Isn't it funny how it works?

I know some of these types of upper-middle class people who think they are superior because they are white and have some money and it is so strange how they think. They have all these skeletons in their closets and they just assume that everybody else does too, because THEY are like that.

I think it is because everything is very surface with them. They concentrate so hard on making a superior false front and impressing people, that they don't even know how to really live like a normal person and make an honest dollar.

I think these types put on these high moral airs and talk so much about morals because they truly assume that everybody is immoral like they are. They think working people are lazy because THEY are the ones that don't know how to get an honest dollar.

I'm not saying all white people with money are like that, but I'm just saying I've observed a few people like this close up.

[callous taoboy]

63. Yes, and you don't

even want to waste your breath arguing with my brother. The wierd thing is is that he used to be so down-to-earth, honest, respectful, idolized the women he was with (as opposed to "owning" this wife of his), open-minded and wise. Don't get me wrong: These qualities have a quirky way of showing themselves from time to time, and he is incredibly intelligent in many ways. But you touched on a point, the point of life being a front of sorts for so many people like my bro. He has fronted himself into a corner, with a marriage that is now tolerable after much agonizing strife, living in an area he despises (he is a parriah in his neighborhood of republicans), having to drive through road-rage 90 minutes round-trip to buy his organic veggies. He does, however, work very hard for his money (but don't we all) earning six figures, and is a union man. A very conflicted man.

[MrBenchley]

54. A ex-boyfriend she killed in her past?

alcoholic slutty daughters? A stupid, cowardly and crooked brute for a husband?

I hope nobody else has what Pickles has....she's a walking disaster area....

[norwalk]

90. Who killed Who?

best not go there

[Bunny]

92. Care to explain?

Maybe YOU'D best not go there!

[norwalk]

95. Ex boyfriend she killed?

I must have missed something, you seem to apply that a murder is beig covered up?

[Bunny]

96. I'm not "applying" anything.

If you truly don't know the story, do a google on Laura killing her ex-boyfriend in a traffic accident at age 17. That should tell you what you really do need to know. And why, again, shouldn't I go there? Hmmm?

[MrBenchley]

105. Can't imagine why we shouldn't "go there"...

How many damn times was Hillary accused of killing vince Foster...which was a flat out lie

[Bunny]

116. Aww, he's gone. Dang it!

Guess he shouldn't have "gone there". ;)

Was he threatening you about that, or something, Mr. B? I didn't understand his post. Of course, one could argue that attempting to understand his post was my first mistake, no?

[jmowreader]

107. Oh, it's not being "covered up"

We all know about it.

[MrBenchley]

103. Why not?

Laura just happened to have a traffic "accident" that killed the kid who had just broken up with her...

[wishlist]

55. What a hoot!!!!!! Pickles the well-trained Pooch

I LOVE IT

[Connie_Corleone]

56. The Picture of a lady...

More like the picture of a robot.

[TeacherCreature]

57. I wonder how many ex-boyfriends Teresa has run down with her car?

good breeding indeed. :eyes:

[Edgewater_Joe]

58. Denial ... Obedience ... Ritalin ...

The picture of a perfect Republican woman.

[mumon]

60. Seeing Teresa...

It was abundantly obvious that she oozes class out of every pore of her body.

Frankly, personality-wise, she kicks ass over not only StepfordLaura, but Hilary, Barbara "Bush," Nancy Reagaan...hell, maybe all of 'em up to Jackie...


And she's as smart as the best of 'em.

Anybody who saw her speech knows why they've been attacking her, and her speech was an awesome response!

[Arbustosux]

64. they forgot: and one confirmed kill!!

one more than her warrior husband

[johnfunk]

65. Someone -- PLEASE -- post THIS to FReeperville...

... and while you're at it,

tell JimRob to shove it!

[ronnykmarshall]

67. The Picture of a LADY??

Gimme a cheneyin' break.

[West Coast Democrat]

68. Gawd! That's a horrible picture of Laura....

she looks like she's been hypnotized or brainwashed.

[ronnykmarshall]

70. That's hows they likes their wimmin folks!

To be honest, I think Laura is pretty.

It's her husband and in-laws that are repulsive.

[seabeyond]

69. that ran over a boyfriend a handful of years ago

lol lol this fake smiling mother knows best, ya right...............

bah ha haha

even in this picture i like teresa's shove it picture better, makes me feel better. that laura picture gives me the heeby geebies

[seabeyond]

71. another thing the right males are doing with laura

and their women, they are making them be this, this......none real shit

hardball asshole tweety and women, he is so trying to help this along. surely the women dont go for teresa and that spicy, fuck that shit.......woman. surely this laura is what women are

only in your pathetically warped retarded few tweety

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

72. Breeding is such an odd thing to say about someone

my mother in law says her Shitzu has "good breeding."

But while we're on the subject, the word breeding as defined in high social circles would actually mean Kerry has higher "breeding" than Pickles. My God, just look at her family and her background to see that.

Any woman who is multi-lingual is going to be considered of higher breeding than a lady who can only speak Texas-ese.

Sheesh. Haterz. They're just jealous, as my mom always used to say (and she said it about Republicans, too!).

[bagnana]

84. "breeding" and "class" is Repub buzzwords

for women who know their place. It amazes me the way that they hate, hate, hate, intelligent, strong women.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

73. laura looks remarkably like someone i know..oh yeah.... my lawn gnome

[Canuckistanian]

75. Laura Bush, aka "Lump in the bed"

How fitting.

[Fleshdancer]

78. BREEDING???!!!?!

As a woman I am so fucking offended by this. :grr:

[goddess40]

80. Where's Waldo?

I can't remember where I heard this but some one refered to Laura as "Where's Waldo" when she started popping up in W's ads.

Class - for someone who buys her clothes off the sales rack at Wal-mart, I don't know how they can say she is classy

[dorktv]

81. Laura is on Valium most of the time...or at least that is what

she looks like she is on.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

82. She has the most vacuous look - perfect for the freepers

:D

[Crankie Avalon]

88. She's not the only one...

"You're right, Pickles...them thar li'l orange pills really do kick ass..."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

91. I feel it kicking in "lumpy"

we'll be peaking in no time!

[Nevernose]

109. Pretty clever caption, CStT

[Nevernose]

106. Her breed typically has that "vacuous stare"

[Endangered Specie]

83. Laura Bush in Star Trek: The Emergency House Wife Holographic Program

edit:

"Please state the nature of the household emergency"

(funnier if you imagine it in her accent)

[skygazer]

85. "Breeding" - fine democratic word

in a country that's supposed to be a place where we're all "created equal". And they call the liberals elitists...........

[blm]

87. Someone who killed her 17yo boyfriend vs. someone who administered to poor

in African villages alongside her doctor father.

[in_cog_ni_to]

89. Breeding???

Bow Wow! Arfffff! Arfffff! Meeeeeeeow!

[Crankie Avalon]

93. First Lady Laura Bush departs with "class" and "breeding"...

...after enjoying a little "girltalk" with her equals.

[Swamp Rat]

112. Exactly!

[Hobarticus]

94. Teresa will never have vehicular manslaughter on her hands, no...

[HEyHEY]

98. Laura makes me soo mad.

Fucking dumb looking

[kwolf68]

100. Ya know

I thought of something.

Remember when Kerry picked Edwards and the media was trotting out these polls showing the VP doesn't have any impact on who we elect...that its ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the President.

Why now do we even entertain the idea that the freaking First Lady could impact this election?

Laura Bush is a robot and there is no proof that she has a brain and can talk. Teresa scares these f****** because she has conviction and goals and a cause...oh yea...she's also a helluva mother and grandmom from what I hear.

[Still_Loves_John]

108. Is is just me...

...or is that picture of Teresa a better one than the Laura picture?

[Rockholm]

113. Looks Like An Alien Drawing from the 1950's...

Look Paw, I done seen a spaceship. I was taken in the ship and they operated on my brain. She creeps me OUT!!!!!

[nomatrix]

115. From Kindergarden Cop

"You're not so tough without your car"