things that repubs will have to do to top the DEM convention....

[mopaul]

they'll have to have live nude girls for starters, to even begin to top the excitement and free flowing happiness of our convention. also trained tigers jumping through flaming hoops.

also maybe have ann coulter in a steel cage match with paula jones or gennifer flowers. ken starr could have gay sex with william bennet while elizabeth dole dominates them. or, or, bob novak could jump 1000 feet straight down into a glass of jack daniels and expose someone's wife as a cia agent on the way down.

just thinking when i should be sleeping

[DemWitch]

1. Tom DeLay, Henry Hyde and Orrin Hatch

model the newest fashions from Victoria's Secret :)

<must get sleep... must get sleep>

[fishface]

9. Sorry...those representing the 'real' GOP will be kept off stage.

They go through this charade every time. Bring out the token black, the moderate gov and the softly speaking woman while the real GOP scumbags party on in the back room with someone other than their wives. And the dumbass voters happily buy it.

[MirrorAshes]

2. They must really be banking on Arnold.

Oh, I can't wait until the day when that bag of hot air is finally deflated along with the republican's last desperate attempts to cling to power.

[readmylips]

3. Talking about Ahnnold....Maria looked like...

a corps tonight on those few shots the camera took of her. I did like how all the Kennedy little kids were dancing to the music after Ted finished his speech. They were just cute.

The repigs are going to need Ahhnold in his birthday suit. They probably will drag paula trash jones to give one of the main speeches, after laura bush.

[NightOwwl]

4. Clarence Thomas will anoint John Ashcroft with sacred oil

and perform a sacrificial ceremony to God.

(Well, the anointing with oil part is true anyway).

[komplex]

5. I wanna see hot Box Turtle sex. n/t

[Wonk]

6. Venomous snake juggling. nt

[Borgnine]

7. Off the top of my head...

-To appeal to the Fear Factor audience, they'll probably have events like bobbing for Clarence Thomas's pubic hairs and Oxycontin eating contests.

-For only five dollars, delegates can take home a souvenir photograph with their heads poking through cardboard blowups of Iraq prisoner abuse photographs. Now anybody can be Lyndie England!

-To accept the nomination, Bush will rise up from the depths of Ground Zero on a hydraulic stage wearing KISS makeup and spitting fire.

-Darth Vader (R - Coruscant) will finally tell Luke Skywalker the truth about his parentage.

-Hitler's frozen brain will deliever the keynote speech on the first night.

-Hourly virgin sacrifices to their God, Supply Side Jesus.

-The convention will end with the entire Republican Party coming out on stage to tell us that we've actually all been on "Candid Camera" for the last four years, and Al Gore really is the President. A good laugh will be had by all.

[NightOwwl]

8. Bwah!

Thaks for the laugh. Now I can go to bed happy.

[NuttyFluffers]

10. They'll have The 2nd Coming of Christ

or, since they feel that W is their savior, at least feel that way.

[jmowreader]

11. The daily Two Minutes Hate

They'll bring Saddam to the stage in irons and let people throw tomatoes at him for two minutes just before the opening bell.

[mopaul]

14. another 84ism applied to buschco..................n/t

[sofa king]

12. This is a little beyond my reach, but...

[mopaul]

13. wow! now THAT'S entertainment!..............n/t

[sofa king]

15. Well, thanks, mopaul.

Coming from you, that's a heck of a compliment.

(now if I could just remember to superimpose the foreground last....)

[KharmaTrain]

16. $70 Million Still To Blow...

You thought the GOOP offensive offensive on Kerry and Democrats was bad to this point, between now and their convention, they must spend the rest of their corporate donations before federal financing kicks in. Kerry goes on the clock on that the second he says "I accept your nomination"...that'll give Bunnypants $70 million to throw at TV and spread around like manure to spread the manure.

This is a major concern the Kerry people had several months back and a reason they floated the idea of him not formally accepting the nomination until Bunnypants did...but he chose otherwise.

We're gonna be flooded with so much Bunnypants crap...look for the "positive" spots to begin this weekend and then the attacks on Kerry will go full bore on all the cable networks and hate and Christian radio outlets...all with that fine GOOP cash. Hopefully the Kerry people are ready.

I'm looking forward to the GOOP convention...I need a very good laugh. We know it'll be all the negatives their spinners are now saying about the DNC times 10 and scripted to the breath. My fun is to count the number of women, blacks, asians and other minorities when the camera pans the crowd (sorry, those wearing sky caps don't count) and listen to the "off hour" speakers who really represent the hivedwellers in the party.

It'd be great if an alternative network is set up...running the Faux video (they'll be front row, center...not shoved in the corner like in Boston) with our own commentary. I'd pay to listen to that...LOL.

Cheers

[kentuck]

17. Can they go for 4 days without putting their radicals on the stage ?

It will be carefully choreographed - even moreso than the Democratic Convention - in my opinion.

[emulatorloo]

18. script: THEY WANT TO RAISE YOUR TAXES. THEY WON'T KEEP YOU SAFE

Repeat non-stop for 3 days.