Ways Chimpy will try to upstage Kerry's entrance into Boston

[CatWoman]

I understand that Kerry will be making his entrance via a mock swift boat.

Got to hand it to him, the guy sure knows how to make an entrance.

You know Chimpy can't let this go unanswered -- so what kind of entrance will the jerk engineer?

Why do I see him dressed up like Jesus, attached to stage wires, hovering over the "masses"? :D

[LeinesRed]

1. a "look! no handed!" bicycle ride?

[wtmusic]

3. Ah ya beat me to it!!

;-)

[LeinesRed]

17. yeah, that was an easy one!

[bushisanidiot]

2. I wouldn't be surprised if he orders the TAL to Orange

just for fun.

[Nevernose]

4. Lights off, strobe lights, fireworks. "Simple Man" on the speakers.

A single spotlight comes on, with the house lights slowly raised to illuminate the audience. All the style and diginty of an ACDC-Spinal Tap concert, with about the same substance. Goes over well with the rednecks and people with pictures of a crucified Jesus on the wall of their cubicle.

[WLKjr]

5. He will fly in

comming via F-16

[PVnRT]

6. He will descend from the sky

with spotlights on him and an angelic choir singing "Hallelujah."

Seriously. Just wait.

[meti57b]

7. I would sure advise our candidates and office holders to avoid all props.

After Dukakis and the tank + tank headgear, I would think the Kerry campaign would have avoided that NASA clean-suit. So now, a mock swift boat? I haven't even stopped associating Pat Schroeder with that bunny suit, and that was decades ago!

[CatWoman]

8. about the NASA clean-suit

are you saying that he shouldn't have donned that suit?

what should he have worn instead?

and how could he get into those facilities without it?

[meti57b]

11. They should have arranged something else than touring that part of the....

facility. I don't think the play that event got in the media was hslpful.

[CatWoman]

12. Well

I don't think anyone should be held hostage to what the RW thinks when they want to explore ANY institution.

Also, there was no media in attendance -- someone from NASA leaked those photos.

In any event, all politicians should be able to tour institutions of interest without some asshole with a camera stalking them.

[meti57b]

21. agree on your last part.... they should be able to, but ...

it is probably not possible to avoid the cam, stalking and leaks. I still would like to see them avoid these dress-up things. Did you happen to see tucker carlson's characterization of it? (I think it was him but I was only half paying attention, can't stand the guy and it wasn't something I wanted to hear.)

check this one: "Lesson #1"

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/columnists/ny-nyhen283908995jul28,0,4195660.column?coll=ny-ny-columnists

I'm not familiar with Ellis Henican. I found it by googling to see if it was tucker I heard daying it.

[drdigi420]

9. I just assumed he would fall out of Cheney's ass

right onto the stage.

[LeinesRed]

18. oh my god

I just spit coffee on my keyboard! AWESOME ONE!

[Deb]

10. Coverage on C-SPAN now

I thought it was just a water taxi? Guess I had better pay attention, thanks

[onenote]

13. seriously

Dubya probably will make an entrance accompanied by NYC firefighters and cops and, possibly, some members of the US Armed Forces (or at least folks dressed like them). And Falwell's invocation will be all about the troops (and memorializing the victims of 9/11).

The RNC convention is going to be about being patriotic by "supporting the troops" who are preventing "the next 9/11" all week long. Bet on it.

onenote

[nostamj]

15. "NYC firefighters and cops" ????

LOL! they HATE * and will be among the protestors! that's already been announced...

what I see is a version of that scene from King Kong except that it will be Osama on a box with electrodes attached...

[Ishoutandscream]

25. I seriously doubt NYC cops and firefighters will do that

Now maybe actors dressed as cops and firefighters ...

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. The sound of breaking glass

Bush runs down the entrance ramp. Once on stage, he gives Cheney the Stone Cold Stunner. A delegate throws him a brewsky, which he cracks open and pours on himself. At least, that's the way he envisions it. :p

[liberalmuse]

16. I expect him to walk onstage...

in full Green Beret gear, holding bin Laden on a leash. Either that, or the lighting guys have been instructed to creat a 'halo effect' around Bush's head when he makes his speech.

[LeinesRed]

19. Either way...

he'll look far from Presidential. He'll have to bite his lip to keep from having that "I'm going to wet my pants" look.

[LeinesRed]

20. just curious...

any ideas who will introduce him?

[bo44]

22. Barney Fife entrance

Swat uniform, sock in the crotch, fake m 16, handgun strapped to leg and the fucking smirk that says, "I know I'm a moran but you suckers don't so I'm making my daddy proud."

[Ready4Change]

23. My Top 10

10. Medical emergency from choking on a "Freedom Fry."

9. Release Michael Moore as new card in the "Most Wanted" deck.

8. Get fitted for new bunny flight suit to one up Kerry's recent attire.

7. Unveil Robo-VP 2004.

6. Prove Veteran status by publicly completing a mission in Battlefield: Vietnam.

5. Fall off bicycle. Again.

4. Level slums in NYC to build runway next to convention site for Air Force One.

3. Arrange for KISS to serve as intro band.

2. Release Rap Video of Bush performing Killer Mikes "Sex, Drugs, Rap & Roll."

and finally:

1. Buy some of the sneakers with flashing lights in the heels.

[Kadie]

24. He will walk on stage escorting a handcuffed osama bin laden. n/t

[Wheaty]

26. Coke Spoon

He'll come out of the ceiling of MSG sitting with James Bath in the giant coke spoon from Studio 54?

[democrat_patriot]

27. 21 gun salute by

some Marines.

Followed by a flyover of f-16's.

The harlem choir will sing God Bless America.

Ahnold will carry him like a child and place him on a throne.

A strange woman will run from the crowd and he will heal her sick child.

A 'terrorist' will jump down from the ceiling - * will grab a rifle from one of the marines - do that Captain Kirk roll - and shoot him in the head, he will than rush over and defuse a bomb. Finding a handwritten note that says "We love Dem's".

He will than start to twitch, and speaking in tongues (with a translator) he will declare that God wants him to be prez.

[mopaul]

28. being shot from a cannon over a tank of great white sharks

that would do it for me. but i also support the hovering jesus scenario as it would be better for the bornagains who suspect that the stupidest man ever born might be the messiah

[Lerkfish]

29. I imagine....