Anyone else notice No Barack on Drudge, keeping on message

[dave29]

Why wouldn't he want to talk about the Barack when he can talk about Spielberg...

And this is the media's main source for talking points. A guy named Matt Drudge who is making them all look like they are over paid to be... "well informed, and intelligent". I've got news for you, news team - you're not covering the news!

So, in order to get them back to work, lets just give them their daily talking points condenced and prepackaged in advance, so we can get it all out of the way, and get back to the business reporting - rather than retorting. The mindless daily drudge through drudge's drudgery is getting kind of old. I don't recall anywhere in the rules and regulations stating we had to waste our valuable time listening to what should be the grand halls of journalism - for some reason echoing with the latest juicy, succulent morsel from the right wing gossip and personality vortex. The less important a news item is, the more the mainstream media latches on to it - until it gets smacked in the face by four airplanes, sending the vortex briefly off message.

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John Kerry is a Taxachusetts Liberal, who is quite possibly the most boring person in the Universe. His hair looks too good at all times, and he's obsessed with his forehead wrinkles. Inevitably, because looks come first with him, he injects himself daily with botox, which he clearly does because he looks like Lurch. Did we mention how boring he was?

Not only is he a Taxachusetts liberal, like Ted Kennedy, and all of those other stupid Kennedy's, John Kerry wants to take away your tax-cut, and he has voted repeatedly, almost pathalogically against America's Security. That hogwash about him going over to Vietnam is a bunch of bluster already dissected by experts we know. Which brings us to really stupid point number one: This man flips. And he flops. It's like he's a dead fish gasping for air he doesn't know what to do. He's got the moral certitude of an Earthworm. Unlike George W. Bush whom bathes in the Glory of Our Lord, and can also jog and ride bikes real fast, despite often injuring himself by carelessness with gravity or pretzel (isn't that cute!).

As an added area of concern, Kerry, who is clearly his wife's punching bag, is also the lover of John Edwards, whose wife we will make fun of - if things get really bad. John Kerry was not born gay, or even homosexual, no one is (our Scientists told us), but he was forced into this Unamerican behavior by Teresa, his uppity opinionated wife. It is very important that this get out. Even if you guys have to learn more languages.

Edwards is a trial lawyer, also known as an ambulance chaser (or supreme court chaser lol), and clearly bisexual, you can tell by the way he tries to bring everyone together. Sure he's charming and good looking, but he also has a history of taking money from our bottom line, and he must be squashed like the little bisexual southerner he is. And his brother is like Clinton's brother, and we're certain we could dig up something on his kids, or his dead son, or the emotional strain of his son's death secretly driving Edwards more and more crazy. Hey, look at John McCain and always remember this: if you think it happened, then it did.

Back to Kerry though, be sure to mention just how out of the mainstream he is. Try not to laugh too hard when you realize the joke's on you though - he's not out of the mainstream, he's just not going to get his message out over the mainstream media. That's our job :)

Did we mention he looks like a bunny in that Dukakis photo? And apparantly he thinks he's Stephen Spielberg, that liberal deusche. Put it up. Now.

Toodles,

-P.

[SoFlaJet]

1. theyre desperate

and friggin toast.They are going to lose and they KNOW it they know it

[Proud2BAmurkin]

2. Who cares what's not on Drudge?

:shrug:

[LowerManhattanite]

3. As "cold" a medium as the internet can be...

...it's actually rather amazing how much "emotion" it transmits if you know it's language. And the emotion Drudge is transmitting is utter desperation of late. His attempt to "make" a controversy behind THK's 25-year old comments when she was a republican wife really stands out. His deep ties to Karl Rove were exposed when his buddy Novak "coincidentally" pumped the 9:00 P.M. breaking of a THK "bombshell" the night Drudgie broke his THK bombshell at guess-what-time? 9:00 P.M. !

Plus, this Clinton-hater specifically chose to not report on the Big Dog's oratorical masterpiece and opted to lock the THK non-bombshell as his screaming headline for close to 12 hours, hoping someone other than Faux News would run with it. And no one did.

So, of course, rather than report on Barack's rockin' the house (which relegates the right's "first Black President" Colin Powell about as relevant as Grady on "Sanford and Son"), he's now pushing some Kerry "re-enactment" controversy from 35 years ago. (Never mind that the military does this all the time alá Douglass MacArthur's multiple takes of his wading onto the beach or the Iwo Jima flag raising restages).

His chicken-with-it's-head-cut-off media barnyard scampering is actually sort of funny! :)