Flash*** Henry Hyde exonerates Bush with WMD find

[takebackourjobs]

Being a constituent of the Hon.(?) Mr. Hyde here in DuPage County, I gratefully receive his newsletter, in which he dutifully keeps me informed of all the wonderful things he does for us here. This month's newsletter is absolutely glowing with all the wonderful things the repugs are doing with the leftover crumbs from the billions squandered in Iraq. AND... in case you missed it, Henry has found the WMD!!!!! Not only that, there it is! the missing Al Qaeda-Saddam link.

http://www.house.gov/hyde/pdf/Newsletter2004.pdf

[Carni]

1. Oh gee, good for him

Does Henry say whether he has looked in the mirror and "found" that he needs a bra yet?

[molly]

3. I will never forget his walk to impeach Clinton

:grr:

[Carni]

5. I hear you

I loathe that bloward (and he DOES need a bra!)

[molly]

2. Since Mr. Hyde is so good at finding things

maybe he can find your missing IT job - maybe he could even find mine!!!

[Fuzz]

9. You mean a Bro or a Mansserie?

:)

Oops, that was meant to be a reply to #5. ::shakes head::

What a maroon I am.

[Carni]

16. He needs both

Just in case the strap on one let's loose :)

[nyhuskyfan]

4. They still go with that "average" stat on tax cuts...

As numerous people have pointed out, tell us the median tax cut, not the average. The median tax cut was under $100, and that disappeared in other areas (increased payroll, sales taxes, more money into health insurance, social services, etc.).

[mom cat]

6. Don't worry. Hyde will soon be Obama'd into insigifinance.

:dem:

[HEFFA]

7. There must be some sort of widespread infection plaguing Repukes

It's as though they all find it easier, more convenient, or more desirable to continue lying to the American people rather than dealing with the harsh reality. They pushed us into a hopeless war for fictitious reasons. There are no f**king WMD's! We are no safer now than before -- probably less safe. Bush WILL lose in November! I wish they'd pull their heads outta their asses and deal with the facts.

Hyde's a pathetic loser. My condolences to you.

[lcooksey]

8. Good ol' Henry

My two favorite moments from the impeachment debacle were:
1) The new Republican Speaker of the House from Louisiana resigning because he had once committed adultery.

2) Henry Hyde claiming that his affair which had become public knowledge was a "youthful indescretion" because it had happened 40 years ago. Of course, he was 70-something at the time. I think after you've hit 30 you're beyond the point where you can claim "youthful indescretion" for anything.

Mr. Hyde, I brand thee -- LOSER!

[Hubert Flottz]

11. And a Thief!

Remember the S&L windfall?

[NewJeffCT]

12. Wasn't he also...

Wasn't Hyde also the guy that paid for an abortion for his daughter, or was that another anti-abortion Republican?

[gratuitous]

13. Actually, Henry's indiscretion was when he was 41

Apparently, he had a lot of wild oats to sow, and it took him a long time. Now that he's a dried-up impotent old coot with no discernible skills other than sucking off the public teat, I think it's time this hypocrite was turned out to pasture with his good friend Newt.

[fishface]

10. Color me surprised!!!

gaaakk!

[truthspeaker]

14. I wonder if there's a law against making false statements on House station

ery?

Taxpayers finance those newsletters, so it's at least unethical for him to tell lies in them.

[JHB]

15. What drug does he need...

...to turn back into Dr. Jeckyll?