Is Falwell really giving the invocation at the RNC?

[Bush was AWOL]

I know there is a thread on this, but it is hard to believe they are this dumb.

[Endangered Specie]

1. This is the party of Pat Roberston we are talking about

[Bush was AWOL]

2. I know, but that will look horrible for them with Moderates

are they actually dumb enough to involve him? Actually, I know the answer to that, but is he actually on the schedule?

[tom_paine]

12. They are filled with the hubris of the Lawless Tyrant

They see no need to hide much anymore, except that last little bit which might force people to Open Revolution.

Otherwise, so far as I can tell, the Imperial Family and their allies can commit virtually ANY crime, so long as there is even a half-assed coverup.

And it doesn't even have to make sense.

[movonne]

3. How exciting is this!!! wow I can hardly wait!!!NOT

[Bush was AWOL]

4. Not exciting, but would be fun to make fun

[Endangered Specie]

5. GOTT MIT UNS!

[Bush was AWOL]

7. huh?

[trotsky]

13. That's what the Nazi's belt buckles said.

It means "God (be) with us."

Demonstrating how every side in a conflict thinks they're on the right one.

[Endangered Specie]

15. "God with us"

[DrWeird]

6. The guy who said 9-11 was the will of God?

That Jerry Falwell?

[GiovanniC]

9. I Believe He Said

It was God punishing Tinky-Winky. I might be wrong though.

[donhakman]

10. The gay teletubbie guy

Falwell outed Tinkie Winkie

[K-W]

8. They love falwell, why would you be surprised?

Seriously.

[CO Liberal]

11. Probably From this Convention Schedule......

...that was making the e-mail rounds a while back.

* * * * *

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE -
CONVENTION SCHEDULE - New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Homeland Security Allegiance
6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Bill O' Reilly Weeps over a Plaster Model of the Twin Towers
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM Foreign Policy Discussion: Iraq--How Dare They Shoot Back at Us
7:35 PM Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: 'Depleted Uranium-It's What's For Dinner'.
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos are after your children"
8:30 PM Singalong: God Bless Wal-Mart
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Multinational Corporations: Government of the Future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' that Man o' Mine"
9:05 PM Neal Boortz Declares Ariel Sharon "The Ultimate Libertarian"
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: 'Trees: The real cause of forest fires'
9:30 PM Break for secret meeting with Henry Kissinger
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Pat Robertson and Sean Hannity
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Orwellian Doublespeak Made Easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Analysis: How Saddam Made our Gasoline Prices Go Up
10:50 PM Ceremonial Constitution Toilet Wipe
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Harry Potter: The Dangerous New Cult"
11:25 PM Natalie Maines Piñata Bash
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Singalong: Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer by Jesus Christ Himself (played by Michael Savage)
12:00AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Most Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

[Literate Tar Heel]

14. ha, sounds like a good time will be had by all

but, what, no Ashcroft rendition of "Let the Eagle Soar"??

[Bush was AWOL]

16. Darn. I was hoping it was true. Would've been a lot of fun

[oc2002]

17. You see the Republicans are not gutless wonders like the DNC..

..that are too afraid to even call the president a liar.


They have more balls than brains, but use'em.