What McDonald's job would W be qualified for?

[MikeG]

[Bjornsdotter]

1. Why Ronald...of course!

[Zorra]

32. Ronald? Here's a pic from before he got fired for being AWOL.

[Bjornsdotter]

46. Snicker, snicker...

.....Nice picture!!

Cheers,
Kim :toast:

[bat17]

48. Wet & wild

How about W hosing down the drive-thru lane. It takes only a few minutes, and he gets to wear a uniform! McDonald's parachute optional.

[West Coast Democrat]

2. None of these

It would be too stressful for him. He wouldn't last a day.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. He's underqualified for any of those positions because they require labor.

:)

[Liberal Christian]

4. I recommend he be used as the french fry oil thermometer . . .

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. The Ronald McDonald statue

sitting on a bench in front of some of the stores.

[hatrack]

17. So he'll finally get to meet Ann Coulter! nt

.

[AntiCoup2K4]

27. I'm sure Anndrew Coulter wouldn't mind that at all.....

[Cyrano]

6. Valet parking

[DrZhivago]

8. Maybe the Hamburglar

or Assistant fryboy

[JohnyCanuck]

18. I was gonna say hamburglar too.

He couldn't be Ronald because he would frighten away the kiddies by telling them scary stories about the terrarist boogymen monsters that hide away in their bedroom closets and under their beds just waiting to come out when the lights get turned off.

[benburch]

7. When I worked at McD's

the managers were always worthless assholes.

That's W.

[cheezus]

9. Special Consultant

With his connections he a shoe-in for a high paying, do-nothing job helping McDonalds screw over the world.

[booksenkatz]

10. I think he'd be ok at the counter

The cash register just has pictures of food on the buttons, and it even tells you how much change to give back to the customer (does anyone even know how to count up anymore?). Very little need for literacy. Might be a good fit for the Boy King. And he's personable, so about 48.9% of the customers would enjoy sitting down and having a shake with him.

[edbermac]

11. Beats the hell out of me because...

If he did start working at McDonald's I'd start eating at Wendy's.

:silly:

[HEyHEY]

12. Mentally disabled person hired to mop floor and clear trays

[daligirrl]

16. LOL. . .

I worked at McD's as a teen and we had a "special" guy who cleaned up the dining room and did the restocking of napkin holders, etc. I can guarantee you that he was more on top of it than the chimp.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

13. The toilet paper

On second thought, I could find better things to wipe my butt with.

[greenbriar]

14. cleaning the toilets with his tongue

is ALL he is qualified for

and Cheney too

[madmom]

15. clean the bathrooms n/t

[right is wrong]

19. Burger King spokesperson - HA!

[MrSlayer]

20. Too dumb to be on fry patrol.

Cleaning the toilet would probably be a challenge for him as well. I have to agree with the first poster, the Ronald costume seems to be it.

[Chovexani]

21. None

He couldn't pass the drug test.

[Zidane]

22. You know...

Considering the lack of jobs many middle class people have had to take such jobs. (such as my self)

Oh and by the way - nice hit on the lower class who work in fast food. I'm sure it's very popular among rich bastards. What's your job? Maybe we can start a thread to slam it as well.

A lot of poor yet good people work these jobs. They don't deserve your disrespect.

[MikeG]

34. I have made no judgments on these jobs.

To get through school I worked the following:

1. Cashier in Union Station in Chicago.

2. Night man at a convenience store.

3. Knife Salesman.

4. Encyclopaedia Salesman.

5. Bagboy at a supermarket.

6. Telephone solicitor.

[Zidane]

38. Take a look at the thread

You've started a nice lower-class job bash.

Just goes to show how royally the party is out of touch with the lower class.

You should email the link to Halliburton execs & Ken Lay. They'd sure like to join in on the fun I bet.

[0007]

23. Mucking out toilets is the only thing junior is good for!

[arbusto_baboso]

24. NOT the fries guy!

He'd burn himself "bobbin' for Freedom Fries".

On second thought, maybe he WOULD be qualified for the fries machine.:evilgrin:

Just Kidding, Special Agent Bob!!!:hi:

[RodneyCK2]

25. He could clean the shake machine...

then sweep the parking lot with an old worn down broom.

[KansDem]

26. Toilet Bowl Water Purity Checker

Dip his finger in the water and dab little on his tongue to see if the toilet's flushing completely.

[Cyrano]

28. Head Waiter

[mtnester]

29. He would be

Samuel Jackson in as an armed robber of "McDowells" (hee hee) getting his ass kicked by the janitor (Eddie Murphy) al la Coming to America

[jmowreader]

30. Deep fryer operator

It seems like a simple enough job that even Dubya couldn't fuck it up. The grease temp is automated and a manager checks it with a thermometer every once in a while, so he doesn't have to do that. The fries are doled out into the fry baskets by a machine, so he doesn't have to worry about putting in too many. You drop the basket into the grease, shake it when it beeps once, remove the fries and let them drain when it beeps again, dump them into the fry tray when it beeps a third time and shake some salt on them. Sometimes you have to put the fries into the packages. He could do that.

If it was Burger King, where they have onion rings too, then we'd have to find him a different position. But at McDonald's, he could do it.

[Jack Rabbit]

31. Hamburger

!!

[Tosca]

33. Parking lot

trash picker-upper.

[Lisa]

35. I don't want him touching my food!

I go to McDonald's maybe once every 2 or 3 years, but the chance that I might have to eat something he's handled is just too high.

[MikeG]

37. He picks his nose, you know. See below.

[John_H]

36. McD's Asst. managers must display strong, principled leadership which

excludes Chimp. Drive Through Attendent requires a minimum of English skills, so no dice for shrub. I'm thinking fry fryer, unless of course, he tries to pilfer one, in which case he may choke on it, which will raise everyone's workman's comp costs. So I guess, it's either President of the United States or welfare for him.

[DemWitch]

39. after several months of training

removing the garbage bags from the cans and taking them to the dumpster... but then given a rmeinder to replace the bag...

[Spiffarino]

40. Sanitary seat cover dispenser

Well, he's almost qualified.

[never_get_over_it]

41. Only if the McDonald's is located

in a maximum bad ass prison where I personally hope he is sent to live for oh lets say 1 year for each one of our soldiers that has died needlessly....

[yankeedem]

42. Hamburgler

Got the smirk and everything.

[jsw_81]

43. He'd never get past the interview

[texas1928]

44. The guy who cleans the grease trap.

yep that is the job for him.

[suegeo]

45. If he can keep his balance long enough

If he can keep his balance long enough, he might be able to keep the bathrooms clean. However, to clean a toilet, you gotta move the brush around in a circular manner, and W. might get dizzy and fall over.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

47. Working at McDonald's is a real job.

And Boy George has never held down a real job where he had to show up at the same time and place every day, actually do some work, report to a boss, and get along with other employees, some of whom are not other rich white guys. Flipping burgers is honest work; Shrub has only ever been the figurehead manager of some business funded by his dadyy's rich friends until the business flopped and he had to move on. If he ever did get hired to hand out burgers and fries at the pickup window, he'd be fired within days because (a) He's almost certainly incapable of making change; (b) he probably wouldn't even show up half the time; and/or (c) he'd more than likely be wigged out on crack and Jack Daniels.