Help with this e-mail

[Branjor]

This e-mail from a Bush supporter friend of mine disgusts me. It's meant to be a joke, haha. Anyway, I am looking for some good ideas for a response or a link to something that would help in response to this.

Thanks in advance. Here it is:

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful,
nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a
year."

The guy says, "No way, you're kidding me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

[NMDemDist2]

1. here's one you can send back

Political books have been a surprising hit on the bestseller lists, including both Bill and Hillary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly, Al Franken, Sean Hannity, Richard Clarke....

I can just imagine what next year's political bestseller list will be:


"What Went Wrong?: Memoir of a One-Term President"
by George W. Bush (as told to Brit Hume)

"My President,My Husband"
by Laura Bush and Condi Rice

"Coming Home: A Former VP's Humiliating Return to a Small Town in Wyoming Where He Never Actually Lived"
by Dick Cheney

"Hey, Dubya, Quit Bringing Me Into This!"
by God

"The Unknowable Me: The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld"
by Donald Rumsfeld

"The Presidency of George W. Bush"
by Stephen King

"Expose: Condi's Bush"
by Bob Guccione
Penthouse Magazine

"Fun with Dick and George: A Children's Tale"
by George W. Bush
spelling assistance by Karen Hughes
expletives added by Richard Cheney
expletives expunged by Karen Hughes
lesbian scenes added by Lynne Cheney
lesbians scenes edited for accuracy by Mary Cheney
lesbian scenes deleted by Karen Hughes
the character "Spot" added by Laura Bush
Spot episodes contributed by Rick Santorum
Spot episodes removed by Karen Hughes

[nini]

2. tell him you know that can't be true..

because Barb & Jenna have chauffer/bodyguards in the secret service

:evilgrin:

[Branjor]

3. Hilarious!

Thanks to both of you!

[nini]

4. go get 'em... don't let him get away with this stuff

:hi: